by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,153rdMost Influential: 2,151stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,989th
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Yoshi Valley

Population779 million

AnimalNorweigian Lemming

The Kingdom of Yoshi Valley is a huge, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, compulsory vegetarianism, and daily referendums. The compassionate population of 779 million Yoshi Valleyians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Healthcare, and Industry are also considered important, while International Aid receives no funds. The average income tax rate is 66.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Yoshi Valleyian economy, worth 73.7 trillion Nimitzzes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 94,554 Nimitzzes , and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

People with political aspirations study how to make balloon animals, Leader can often be seen hanging around playgrounds chatting with the kids, 3D printed organs are a breath of new life for the sick and elderly, and it is illegal to brush crumbs off your clothing outdoors. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yoshi Valley's national animal is the Norweigian Lemming, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Yoshi Valley is ranked 170,067th in the world and 8,981st in The North Pacific for Most Extreme, scoring 9.31 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,153rdTop
Most Influential: 2,151stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,989thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 6,603rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 8,334thMost Pacifist: 8,843rdSafest: 9,998thMost Inclusive: 10,241stTop
Healthiest Citizens: 10,869thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 11,440thBest Weather: 12,065thMost Developed: 12,746thNicest Citizens: 13,649thLongest Average Lifespans: 13,724thMost Advanced Public Education: 14,345thMost Compassionate Citizens: 15,720thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 16,219thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 16,673rdMost Beautiful Environments: 16,987thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 17,497thMost Cultured: 17,626thSmartest Citizens: 18,656th
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 144th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 402nd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 431st in the regionMost Pacifist: 484th in the regionTop
Safest: 533rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 582nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 582nd in the regionBest Weather: 615th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 630th in the regionMost Developed: 691st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 724th in the regionMost Influential: 730th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 732nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 750th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 760th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 802nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 824th in the regionMost Cultured: 855th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 858th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 859th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 890th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 938th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 972nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Yoshi Valley, it is illegal to brush crumbs off your clothing outdoors.
  • : Following new legislation in Yoshi Valley, 3D printed organs are a breath of new life for the sick and elderly.
  • : Following new legislation in Yoshi Valley, Leader can often be seen hanging around playgrounds chatting with the kids.
  • : Yoshi Valley was endorsed by The United Republics of Moubarakistan.
  • : Yoshi Valley was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Safest.
  • : Following new legislation in Yoshi Valley, people with political aspirations study how to make balloon animals.
  • : Following new legislation in Yoshi Valley, homophobia is off the menu.
  • : Following new legislation in Yoshi Valley, anything is permissible when wearing latex gloves.
  • : Yoshi Valley was reclassified from "Left-Leaning College State" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
  • : Following new legislation in Yoshi Valley, arbitrary election rules are considered sacrosanct.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 175 » Empy, The Rhein States, Territorio di Nessuno, Yaorozu, El Fiji Grande, Abject Ludicrosity, Pazair, Shibutani, Siwale, SherpDaWerp in TNP, Sundred, Guer Aike, Xagill, Praeceps, Ihese, Yokciq Empire, McMasterdonia, Omnistria, Great Bights Mum, Hamerica, Dabarastan, Valhalla123, Dar es Saalam, Zumlandia, SORT, Plangainer, Dreadton, Sunto, Corfad, Antiyard, Olofin, Psychotic Vegans, Palgo, Selfgradatude, Noahs Second Country, Koda-Land, Malta Comino Gozo, Votak Matim, Ravendi, Castle Federation, Avastate, Xentherida, The Windmilluminati, Notyoutopia, North Bratislava, Diodone, The New Communist Republic Of States, Ethnon, Interdimensional Zone, Shadowrik, and 125 others.Pallaith, Holy Oranz, Newpromisedland, Valentine Z, Loutsland, The Tampa Bay Rays, Serendipita Martia, Supreme Leader Hadrian, Clan Spaniel, Vincone Cae, MiaryBhalzhack, Fendlium, Seenvorland, Napnomadia, Wineclaw, Amauri, Crader, 1 very fast endotarter, The Endless Eventide, New Lakemba, Necromonia, Loli County, New Octicarg, Kulgatha, Westinor, Nistriabar, The Stratosphere Islands, Frances Francis the First of France, Sil Dorsett, The Reorganized Arctic Territories, The Iron Lions, Varola, United Kahndaq, Orado, Unshleepd, Woodsend, Irishvan, Destructive Government Endorsing System, Ereena, Wilkshire, Wisconsota, Hyphen, Daiz, Maott, The Pantheons, Solskjar, Kasazzastan, Korovan Isles, Kranostav, Fizban, Joodey, Zeternia, Californian Redwood, Astronomical, Solimun, Runeda, Fauzjhia, Mon Civia, Oceanialia, Mesopotama, Eri-Maqa-Ena, The Serdey Islands, Greater Pittsburgh, The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg, Prydania, PotatoFarmers, U S Eh, PortvgaI, Frostcell, Sikol, Tachycardia, Saperisole, Zzozona, Iztocna Slavija, Hoglands, Veast, Plutayah, Confederacy of Antarctica, Borsukia, I Like Killing people, Former English Colony, Libertania Democratica, Termathe, Sevinland, Fluffy Noodles, Shinjuku tokyo 0, Kocherian, The Calabash Protectorate, Daulatpur, Lionia, Victorian Atlantis, Ihsan, Seanat, Arbor Marshes, Brucklania, Arichia, Schnuftelland, Fayyayid, Eywaan, Damsmel, Highton Islands, Nouvelle-Floride, New Jamgra, Unimaginable Doom, Fracie, The New Cordian Empire, Principia Mathematica, The Canadian Peoples Republic, Xyrron, Smesh, Madjack, Pokemanland, Simone Republic, Xipher, Kenaniahistan, Kragsgale, Buckhem, Amerian States, Illusia and Neverendia, Ultra777, Andexia, Maclare, Wit Noreis, Innocentic, and Moubarakistan.