Population | 10.039 billion |
Currency | Servings |
Animal | Leopard |
The Republic of You Just Got Served is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its frequent executions, pith helmet sales, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.039 billion You Just Got Servedians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 68.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient You Just Got Servedian economy, worth a remarkable 2,113 trillion Servings a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 210,546 Servings, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.
Dogman-branded weapons are all the rage in the militaristic comic-book community, the nation's children are known for being even more apathetic and cynical than their parents, the roads are notorious throughout the region for their peril, and the elderly are killed softly with a song. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. You Just Got Served's national animal is the Leopard, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
You Just Got Served is ranked 78,666th in the world and 814th in Lazarus for Most Stationary, with 615.084328568 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : You Just Got Served was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in You Just Got Served, the elderly are killed softly with a song.
- : Following new legislation in You Just Got Served, the roads are notorious throughout the region for their peril.
- : Following new legislation in You Just Got Served, the nation's children are known for being even more apathetic and cynical than their parents.
- : Following new legislation in You Just Got Served, Dogman-branded weapons are all the rage in the militaristic comic-book community.
- : Following new legislation in You Just Got Served, election ballot papers are so long that unused ones are recycled as toilet roll.
- : Following new legislation in You Just Got Served, human sacrifice to the metaphorical altar of Mammon ensures national prosperity.
- : Following new legislation in You Just Got Served, sex offenders find themselves cut off from the ability to repeat their crimes.
- : Following new legislation in You Just Got Served, economic output is rising as the chronically depressed are persuaded not to burden society.
- : Following new legislation in You Just Got Served, the people are famous throughout the region for their perfect yellow teeth.