by Max Barry

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Largest Agricultural Sector: 682ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,766thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,881st
The Republic of
Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship
Get Served
Influence
Sprat
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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You Just Got Served

Population10.039 billion

CurrencyServings
AnimalLeopard

The Republic of You Just Got Served is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its frequent executions, pith helmet sales, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.039 billion You Just Got Servedians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 68.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient You Just Got Servedian economy, worth a remarkable 2,113 trillion Servings a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 210,546 Servings, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Dogman-branded weapons are all the rage in the militaristic comic-book community, the nation's children are known for being even more apathetic and cynical than their parents, the roads are notorious throughout the region for their peril, and the elderly are killed softly with a song. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. You Just Got Served's national animal is the Leopard, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

You Just Got Served is ranked 78,666th in the world and 814th in Lazarus for Most Stationary, with 615.084328568 days.

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Largest Agricultural Sector: 682ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,766thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,881stTop
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Most Patriotic: 4,262ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5,188thLargest Black Market: 5,900thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,009thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,444thMost Devout: 6,816thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 7,109thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,748thLowest Crime Rates: 7,925thMost Corrupt Governments: 8,248thHighest Average Incomes: 8,734thLargest Mining Sector: 9,287thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,727thHighest Economic Output: 11,456thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 14,107thMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,547thTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 15,318thMost Efficient Economies: 16,002ndLargest Governments: 16,514thLargest Information Technology Sector: 17,285thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 19,567thMost Subsidized Industry: 19,734thSmartest Citizens: 20,924thHighest Disposable Incomes: 21,056thBest Weather: 26,028thMost Advanced Public Education: 28,063rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 29,530th
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 33rd in the regionTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 109th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 248th in the regionMost Patriotic: 253rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 370th in the regionMost Devout: 395th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 412th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 428th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 485th in the regionLargest Black Market: 505th in the regionTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 574th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 632nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 670th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 685th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 705th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 713th in the regionMost Influential: 720th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 796th in the regionMost Stationary: 814th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 904th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 930th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 991st in the regionLargest Governments: 1,049th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : You Just Got Served was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in You Just Got Served, the elderly are killed softly with a song.
  • : Following new legislation in You Just Got Served, the roads are notorious throughout the region for their peril.
  • : Following new legislation in You Just Got Served, the nation's children are known for being even more apathetic and cynical than their parents.
  • : Following new legislation in You Just Got Served, Dogman-branded weapons are all the rage in the militaristic comic-book community.
  • : Following new legislation in You Just Got Served, election ballot papers are so long that unused ones are recycled as toilet roll.
  • : Following new legislation in You Just Got Served, human sacrifice to the metaphorical altar of Mammon ensures national prosperity.
  • : Following new legislation in You Just Got Served, sex offenders find themselves cut off from the ability to repeat their crimes.
  • : Following new legislation in You Just Got Served, economic output is rising as the chronically depressed are persuaded not to burden society.
  • : Following new legislation in You Just Got Served, the people are famous throughout the region for their perfect yellow teeth.

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