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Most Ignorant Citizens: 64thHighest Crime Rates: 104thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 184th
The Serene Deliberations of
Left-wing Utopia Utopia
One for All and All for Everyone
Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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Yraipotnoj

Population8.382 billion

CapitalHomesville
LeaderMalandros Gumbhi
FaithDeism

CurrencyLoaf of Hovis
AnimalCapybara

The Serene Deliberations of Yraipotnoj is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Malandros Gumbhi with a fair hand, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, keen interest in outer space, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless, devout population of 8.382 billion Yraipotnojis are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, corrupt government is dominated by the Department of Administration, although Industry and Education are also considered important, while Welfare and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Homesville. The average income tax rate is 35.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Yraipotnoji economy, worth 962 trillion Loaves of Hovis a year, is highly specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, Retail, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 114,818 Loaves of Hovis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Failed genetic experiments wreak havoc as they roam the countryside, animal control is going door-to-door releasing all pets back into the wild, national parks have long lines of different gender-specific 'Porta-Pottys', and confessions don't count if suffixed with "izzle". Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Yraipotnoj's national animal is the Capybara, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Deism.

Yraipotnoj is ranked 76,045th in the world and 3,737th in The North Pacific for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 7,688 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.

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Most Ignorant Citizens: 64thHighest Crime Rates: 104thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 184thMost Armed: 254thFattest Citizens: 277thMost Corrupt Governments: 318thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 397thMost Avoided: 473rdRudest Citizens: 558thLargest Mining Sector: 676thMost Primitive: 795thTop
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Largest Black Market: 2,551stLargest Retail Industry: 3,298thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,429thMost Efficient Economies: 3,601stMost Devout: 4,155thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4,390thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4,472ndMost Subsidized Industry: 5,121stTop
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Most Influential: 10,175thHighest Poor Incomes: 12,270thHighest Disposable Incomes: 12,373rdNudest: 13,935thMost Valuable International Artwork: 15,708thHighest Economic Output: 16,627th
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 3rd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 6th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 7th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 9th in the regionFattest Citizens: 11th in the regionMost Armed: 12th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 12th in the regionMost Avoided: 13th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 15th in the regionMost Primitive: 25th in the regionRudest Citizens: 32nd in the regionTop
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Largest Black Market: 93rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 131st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 163rd in the regionMost Devout: 172nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 201st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 212th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 247th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 248th in the regionNudest: 348th in the regionTop
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Highest Disposable Incomes: 518th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 524th in the regionLargest Populations: 568th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 654th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Yraipotnoj, confessions don't count if suffixed with "izzle".
  • : Following new legislation in Yraipotnoj, national parks have long lines of different gender-specific 'Porta-Pottys'.
  • : Following new legislation in Yraipotnoj, animal control is going door-to-door releasing all pets back into the wild.
  • : Following new legislation in Yraipotnoj, failed genetic experiments wreak havoc as they roam the countryside.
  • : Following new legislation in Yraipotnoj, Yraipotnojis no longer find themselves bumping into their exes at family gatherings.
  • : Following new legislation in Yraipotnoj, one can walk from one side of Homesville to the other without setting foot on Yraipotnoji soil.
  • : Yraipotnoj was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : Following new legislation in Yraipotnoj, motivational posters send motorists positive vibes in high-risk areas.
  • : Following new legislation in Yraipotnoj, businesses are forced to bring all work back within the nation's borders.
  • : Following new legislation in Yraipotnoj, in a baffling press conference Malandros Gumbhi proudly dismantled a broken door.

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