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Yummy Blubber

Population5.117 billion

CapitalBig Chungus
LeaderThe Ditherest of all Dathers

CurrencyBig Daddys
AnimalBlue Whale

The Confederacy of Yummy Blubber is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by The Ditherest of all Dathers with an iron fist, and remarkable for its lack of airports, zero percent divorce rate, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.117 billion Funguses are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Spirituality and Industry are also considered important, while Welfare and Education are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Big Chungus. The average income tax rate is 31.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Yummy Blubberian economy, worth a remarkable 1,368 trillion Big Daddys a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Retail, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 267,390 Big Daddys, with the richest citizens earning 5.3 times as much as the poorest.

Meetings are often scheduled for "about four-ish" following complete conversion to sundials, it's scientifically provable that Yummy Blubberian guys don't know how to make a woman happy, cremation is compulsory for the deceased, and the government has the power to seize property at will. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Yummy Blubber's national animal is the Blue Whale, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

Yummy Blubber is ranked 474th in the world and 19th in The North Pacific for Highest Crime Rates, with 78.05 Crimes Per Hour.

Most Primitive: 112thMost Ignorant Citizens: 137thMost Devout: 192ndLargest Gambling Industry: 227thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 293rdMost Armed: 294thFattest Citizens: 425thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 441stHighest Crime Rates: 474thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 480thMost Avoided: 715thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 756thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 955thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 971stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,051stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,440thMost Influential: 1,480thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,503rdLargest Retail Industry: 1,633rdRudest Citizens: 1,885thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,898thLargest Mining Sector: 1,908thHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,029thTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2,116thNudest: 2,354thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,413thLargest Black Market: 2,704thHighest Average Incomes: 2,764thMost Efficient Economies: 4,360thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,806thMost Rebellious Youth: 7,647thHighest Poor Incomes: 8,896thTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 10,927thHighest Economic Output: 11,943rdLargest Insurance Industry: 12,244thLargest Governments: 15,437th
Most Primitive: 6th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 7th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Devout: 12th in the regionMost Armed: 12th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 12th in the regionFattest Citizens: 13th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 13th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 15th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 19th in the regionMost Avoided: 21st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 27th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 34th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 50th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 51st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 68th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 69th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 77th in the regionNudest: 83rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 84th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 87th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 89th in the regionTop
Largest Black Market: 98th in the regionRudest Citizens: 114th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 137th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 168th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 208th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 257th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 275th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 380th in the regionTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 484th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 540th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 553rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 583rd in the regionMost Influential: 602nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 730th in the regionLargest Governments: 749th in the region

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