by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 152nd Most Primitive: 203rd Most Ignorant Citizens: 216th
The Confederacy of
Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors
There needs to be more fossil fuels in the world
The Ditherest of all Dathers
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Yummy Blubber

Population2.495 billion

CapitalBig Chungus
LeaderThe Ditherest of all Dathers

AnimalBlue Whale

The Confederacy of Yummy Blubber is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by The Ditherest of all Dathers with an iron fist, and remarkable for its public floggings, flagrant waste-dumping, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.495 billion Funguses are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Spirituality and Industry are also considered important, while Welfare and Education receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Big Chungus. The average income tax rate is 23.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Yummy Blubberian economy, worth 576 trillion Yums a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Retail, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 231,244 Yums, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

Astronomers are flocking to Yummy Blubber to take advantage of its clear night skies, bruised children are made to thank their bullies for the valuable life lessons, military equipment stores have a tendency to go up in flames, and citizens pray for sunshine so that they can use illicit sundials for timekeeping. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Yummy Blubber's national animal is the Blue Whale, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

Yummy Blubber is ranked 168,301st in the world and 9,109th in The North Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 22.92 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 152ndMost Primitive: 203rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 216thMost Devout: 313thMost Armed: 352ndMost Influential: 418thLargest Gambling Industry: 512thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 566thHighest Crime Rates: 621stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 639thFattest Citizens: 674thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 831stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 944thMost Avoided: 1,044thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,145thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,439thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,519thTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 1,795thLargest Retail Industry: 1,835thHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,256thLargest Mining Sector: 2,447thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,492ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,573rdNudest: 2,703rdLargest Black Market: 3,024thHighest Average Incomes: 3,632ndMost Rebellious Youth: 6,488thRudest Citizens: 6,960thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,273rdHighest Poor Incomes: 8,443rdTop
Most Efficient Economies: 10,142ndLargest Insurance Industry: 13,859th
Most Primitive: 6th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Armed: 15th in the regionMost Devout: 17th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 18th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 21st in the regionFattest Citizens: 21st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 23rd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 23rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 27th in the regionMost Avoided: 33rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 37th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 41st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 53rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 54th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 70th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 74th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 79th in the regionNudest: 85th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 85th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 91st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 91st in the regionTop
Largest Black Market: 93rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 136th in the regionMost Influential: 139th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 166th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 252nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 287th in the regionRudest Citizens: 377th in the regionTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 460th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 479th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 743rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 798th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 899th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 395 » Narfin Farfins, Territorio di Nessuno, Shibutani, Nug Life, Yemet, Siwale, Shin-Hachioji, Empy, Ethnon, PlanetPunk, Yaorozu, Koda-Land, Kylesburgh, Sunto, Sundred, Kwaj, Corfad, Buckerino, Notyoutopia, Selfgradatude, Bayern-Straubing, Amauri, Universal State Formula, Western Vapia, Atain, Zeternia, Malta Comino Gozo, Q w e r t y, Wineclaw, Maott, THX1138, United Draconia, Sanjurika, Sea Ghost, Moubarakistan, Frances Francis the First of France, Shadowrik, The United States of Romania, Holy Oranz, Sil Dorsett, Suicidistan, Former English Colony, Pallaith, El Fiji Grande, Xentherida, Avemterra, The Austro Germanic Union, Guslantis, Saint Jimeas, Kyrianian, and 345 others.Kulgatha, American MapleStory, Felpolandia, Diodone, Calamazo, Amerian States, Democratic Peoples Republic of the US, Sacrento, Indiana Hoosier nation, Abrickhouse, Choistan, Dar es Saalam, Wilkshire, The Teddy, BrightFutures, Kobagia, Ka Ching, Soviet Terran, The Iron Lions, Halcon siveriano, Walter Jackson, Revolutionary Sealand, Ice and Tinian, Islamic Cali, Kelvaros Prime, The Rhein States, Vincone Cae, The Bureaucratic Territories, Venezuelia, Racoda, Great Bights Mum, Snoodum, The Gamer Party, SillyString, Chukstik Illahi, Lunallian, New Bremerton, Mercandia, New Pruessen, Spartoptia, General COE, SORT, Yukti, Niradans, Necromonia, Ostrinios, United Kahndaq, Esplandia, Tianqing, Kubrostavsria, Beladev, SchoolHouse Rock, Great and Glorious Martese Unionins, Sinelona, Lemonbiscuits, Californian Redwood, Uganda Knuckles UK, North Bratislava, Kasazzastan, Omnistria, Abiswashyo-bhumi, Unsophisticate, Heminaw, Cloydicia, Highton Islands, Zumlandia, Sakaryata, Gilakistan, Breduria, Rosewood-, East Supple Lund, Newpromisedland, HeartLard, Neo-Philadelphia, Alice Gardens, Zokk, Ostrolia, Bananaaaaa, Federation Terra Australis, Babacar, Moose repupblic, Detrivania, Jackxanlandia, The Serdey Islands, Napnomadia, The Lucky but Unfortunate Wanderers, Sheldanada, Dreadton, Prydania, Bearical, New Lakemba, Palisede, Humptalumpta, Itallitopia, Valhalla123, Kalimora Aire, German Holy Roman Empire, The Most Freedom Ever, Acrabinnia, The Brunchovian Republic of Pina Colada, Australiland, New Phyrreus, Musselshell, Bonjoura, Hong Kong Empire, Black Templares, Ethereal Expanse, The Pantheons, Ninjak30, Outer Egorniand, Guer Aike, Joodey, Boltang, Eri-Maqa-Ena, The Windmilluminati, Pasargad, Altivia, The Sinclarian Provinces, COCONUT-CITY, INTEGRAL, Alunya, Ozstan, Steraz, Ainsworth, Novaray, Justanistan, Ieprus, Renzic, Union of Austria-Hungary, Ivalex, ISOP, Wunderstrafanstalt, Municipality of Baria and Vungtau, Partax, Circenn, Republic of Turbin, Ofemerica, Votak Matim, Tappan Hills, Egalico, Puyeo, Solmetria, Evetstan, Panama Coalition, The Kingdom of Malomgo, Elder Realms, The Chelles, Far Easter Republic, Algrund, Great Solordia, Kirnea, Fayyayid, Infinitis, Ara Antrizuls, Russlandian States, Minuda, David Davidson, Karazan, Cobrakia, 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