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Yuumura Kirika

Population11.298 billion

CapitalThe Manor
LeaderAltena
FaithLe Grand Retour

CurrencyNoir
AnimalSoldat

The Beretta M1934 Cure Bullets of Yuumura Kirika is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Altena with an iron fist, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, complete lack of prisons, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, cynical population of 11.298 billion Girls with Guns are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Environment, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Manor. The average income tax rate is 95.8%.

The frighteningly efficient deadly economy, worth a remarkable 2,530 trillion Noirs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, extremely specialized black market in Tourism and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 223,997 Noirs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Flu research is commonly shut down for fear of creating a superbug, sex changes are routinely performed at Yuumura Kirika's hospitals, millions of Girls with Guns are excellent swimmers, and people faint regularly as they get stuck with compulsory vaccinations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Yuumura Kirika's national animal is the Soldat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Le Grand Retour.

Yuumura Kirika is ranked 23,058th in the world and 145th in Forest for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 52.44 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 4thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 193rdBest Weather: 223rdLongest Average Lifespans: 291stHealthiest Citizens: 426thMost Beautiful Environments: 555thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 930thLargest Welfare Programs: 990thLargest Black Market: 1,142ndHighest Poor Incomes: 1,853rdTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 2,126thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,297thMost Developed: 2,603rdMost Inclusive: 2,971stMost Corrupt Governments: 3,757thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,992ndLargest Governments: 4,227thHighest Average Incomes: 4,600thMost Cultured: 5,168thHighest Economic Output: 5,447thMost Pacifist: 5,865thSmartest Citizens: 6,084thMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,732ndNicest Citizens: 7,195thLowest Crime Rates: 10,024thTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 10,820thMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,057thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11,887thMost Secular: 18,617th
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 5th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 6th in the regionLargest Black Market: 7th in the regionBest Weather: 10th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 16th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 20th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 20th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 20th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 21st in the regionTop
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Highest Economic Output: 25th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 28th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 32nd in the regionMost Developed: 34th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 38th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Yuumura Kirika, people faint regularly as they get stuck with compulsory vaccinations.
  • : Following new legislation in Yuumura Kirika, millions of Girls with Guns are excellent swimmers.
  • : Following new legislation in Yuumura Kirika, sex changes are routinely performed at Yuumura Kirika's hospitals.
  • : Following new legislation in Yuumura Kirika, flu research is commonly shut down for fear of creating a superbug.
  • : Following new legislation in Yuumura Kirika, citizens are encouraged to report friends, family members or co-workers who seem depressed to the government for "counselling".
  • : Following new legislation in Yuumura Kirika, lifelong celibates are surprised to receive government-issue condoms in the post.
  • : Following new legislation in Yuumura Kirika, toddlers are wielding machine guns in the name of national defense.
  • : Following new legislation in Yuumura Kirika, kissing cousins produce the heartiest babies.
  • : Following new legislation in Yuumura Kirika, the needs of the living outweigh the needs of the dead.
  • : Following new legislation in Yuumura Kirika, relationships often break down when doctors tell couples they are genetically incompatible.

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