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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,276thHighest Drug Use: 1,487thMost Pro-Market: 1,765th
The Spontaneous Surprise of
Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society
I didn't know it was your birthday!
Influence
Page
Civil Rights
Frightening
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Widely Abused

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Yzmas Birthday

Population3.551 billion

Currencycake
Animalllama

The Spontaneous Surprise of Yzmas Birthday is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, keen interest in outer space, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 3.551 billion Yzmas Birthdayians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Industry, with Healthcare, Administration, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Law & Order and Spirituality are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 14.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Yzmas Birthdayian economy, worth 334 trillion cakes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 94,288 cakes, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 665,389 per year while the poor average 4,503, a ratio of 147 to 1.

Yzmas Birthday has been recently classified as an international menace after 'liberating' several nearby territories, hostage-takers offer loyalty scheme points for prompt payment, bread-gangs raid restaurant waste bins to stockpile uneaten rolls, and the government loves seeing the little people fight. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Yzmas Birthday's national animal is the llama, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Yzmas Birthday is ranked 2,270th in the world and 2nd in Artificial Solar System for Rudest Citizens, with 209.96 Insults Per Minute.

Top
1%
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,276thHighest Drug Use: 1,487thMost Pro-Market: 1,765thHighest Crime Rates: 2,065thTop
5%
Rudest Citizens: 2,270thFattest Citizens: 3,514thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,781stLargest Gambling Industry: 3,865thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,958thMost Avoided: 4,183rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 7,012thLargest Retail Industry: 7,747thLargest Agricultural Sector: 8,696thMost Rebellious Youth: 8,775thMost Armed: 9,058thNudest: 9,088thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 10,223rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 10,273rdTop
10%
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 12,853rdMost Extensive Civil Rights: 13,638thMost Politically Free: 15,405thMost Extreme: 15,687thMost Efficient Economies: 20,933rd
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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 2nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Avoided: 3rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 3rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 4th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 4th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 4th in the regionMost Inclusive: 5th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 5th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 6th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 6th in the regionNicest Citizens: 7th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 9th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 9th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 10th in the regionMost Armed: 11th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 12th in the regionNudest: 15th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 17th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 19th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 24th in the regionTop
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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 32nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 59th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 62nd in the regionMost Developed: 66th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 84th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 95th in the regionMost Stationary: 113th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 116th in the regionTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 142nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 151st in the regionMost Influential: 190th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 248th in the region

National Happenings

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  • : Yzmas Birthday was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Disposable Incomes.
  • : Yzmas Birthday was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Disposable Incomes.
  • : Yzmas Birthday was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Disposable Incomes.
  • : Yzmas Birthday was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Crime Rates.
  • : Yzmas Birthday was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Crime Rates.
  • : Yzmas Birthday was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Rudest Citizens.
  • : Yzmas Birthday was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Yzmas Birthday was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Yzmas Birthday was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • : Yzmas Birthday was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Politically Free.

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