by Max Barry

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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 1,127thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,255thMost Influential: 3,104th
The People's Republic of
Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens
Fight for the People, Fight for our right.
Civil Rights
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Population568 million


CurrencyZaelian Credit
AnimalGreat Zaelian Lion

The People's Republic of Zaeli is a huge, efficient nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, infamous sell-swords, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 568 million Zaelians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Xerum. The average income tax rate is 74.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Zaelian economy, worth 46.9 trillion Zaelian Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is 82,566 Zaelian Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Glamping Zaelians won't sleep in a tent that doesn't include a Jacuzzi, the examiners who examine examiners are being examined by examiners, Zaelian tourists are encouraged to hand out spare condoms to locals while on vacation, and burning yourself alive is not okay but starving and whipping yourself is fine. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zaeli's national animal is the Great Zaelian Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Zaeli is ranked 91,136th in the world and 4,640th in The North Pacific for Most Politically Free, scoring 64.19 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.

Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 1,127thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,255thTop
Most Influential: 3,104thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,441stMost Secular: 8,772ndSafest: 9,819thTop
Healthiest Citizens: 12,354thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,847thLongest Average Lifespans: 14,263rdBest Weather: 14,715thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 14,907thMost Compassionate Citizens: 15,830thNicest Citizens: 16,299thMost Income Equality: 16,306thLowest Crime Rates: 16,654thMost Advanced Public Transport: 16,777thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 17,656thHighest Poor Incomes: 18,317thHighest Average Tax Rates: 19,475thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 19,905thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 20,427th
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 73rd in the regionTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 416th in the regionTop
Most Secular: 485th in the regionSafest: 535th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 652nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 667th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 679th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 699th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 714th in the regionMost Income Equality: 764th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 775th in the regionBest Weather: 779th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 803rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 830th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 856th in the regionMost Influential: 871st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 878th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 885th in the regionNicest Citizens: 908th in the region

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