The People's Republic of Zakanda is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Prime Minister Declan Webster with a fair hand, and notable for its smutty television, keen interest in outer space, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 28.801 billion Zakandans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Asina. The average income tax rate is 68.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Zakandan economy, worth a remarkable 7,130 trillion pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Gambling, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 247,587 pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Surveillance cameras are banned, Zakandan police have to pay out of their own pockets for bulletproof vests, citizens are permitted to carry concealed handguns, and crime is on the rise as DNA sampling has been all but outlawed. Crime is totally unknown. Zakanda's national animal is the ocelot, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Zakanda is ranked 212,615^th in the world and 870^th in Europeia for Most Secular, with 7.39 Atheism Rate.