|Leader||Primary Shareholder Zarkso|
The Corporatocracy of Zalodia is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Primary Shareholder Zarkso with an iron fist, and remarkable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, flagrant waste-dumping, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.861 billion Zalodians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.
The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zalosanti. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Zalodian economy, worth a remarkable 1,875 trillion Zarks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 238,563 Zarks, with the richest citizens earning 5.6 times as much as the poorest.
The debts of the father fall upon the son, adult unemployment is rising as available jobs are filled by young children, teens are voting on which C-List pop star will be next to be evicted from the opera house, and amusement park rides frequently collapse due to lack of maintenance. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Zalodia's national animal is the Raccoon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Profitism.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Zalodia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Long-Term Storage Of Produced Waste".
- : Zalodia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Kelssek".
- : Zalodia endorsed The Allied States of Ascendancy of Heria.
- : Zalodia endorsed The Republic of Mazamason.
- : Zalodia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Freedom Of Association".
- : Zalodia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Black Market.
- : Following new legislation in Zalodia, amusement park rides frequently collapse due to lack of maintenance.
- : Zalodia was endorsed by The Republic of Mazamason.
- : Zalodia was endorsed by The Allied States of Ascendancy of Heria.
- : Zalodia endorsed The Democratic Republic of Middle Papillon.
Endorsements Received: 23 » Gorzi, Reatilber Soclistice, Runegeist, Tyranogorgon, Angea, Josephtan, Palancia, Balkan Vojvodina, Valltoria, Fliesa, Baconbacon123, Fredonion, Heisenbee, Serbianistan, Obliquity, Jatma, Corsoaua, HELLLLL, Davnar, The Evile Empire, Middle Papillon, Ascendancy of Heria, and Mazamason.