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Most Ignorant Citizens: 387thFattest Citizens: 589thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 624th
The Corporatocracy of
Compulsory Consumerist State Consumerist Wage Drones
Wealth brings health.
Primary Shareholder Zarkso
Influence
Apprentice
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Zalodia

Population7.861 billion

CapitalZalosanti
LeaderPrimary Shareholder Zarkso
FaithProfitism

CurrencyZark
AnimalRaccoon

The Corporatocracy of Zalodia is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Primary Shareholder Zarkso with an iron fist, and remarkable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, flagrant waste-dumping, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.861 billion Zalodians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zalosanti. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Zalodian economy, worth a remarkable 1,875 trillion Zarks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 238,563 Zarks, with the richest citizens earning 5.6 times as much as the poorest.

The debts of the father fall upon the son, adult unemployment is rising as available jobs are filled by young children, teens are voting on which C-List pop star will be next to be evicted from the opera house, and amusement park rides frequently collapse due to lack of maintenance. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Zalodia's national animal is the Raccoon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Profitism.

Zalodia is ranked 6,471st in the world and 3rd in New Western Empire for Most Primitive, scoring 113.84 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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Most Ignorant Citizens: 387thFattest Citizens: 589thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 624thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 634thLargest Gambling Industry: 785thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 790thMost Avoided: 856thLargest Retail Industry: 858thLargest Mining Sector: 1,056thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,131stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,143rdLargest Insurance Industry: 1,353rdMost Devout: 1,532ndMost Corrupt Governments: 1,764thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,910thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,046thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,369thTop
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,479thRudest Citizens: 2,953rdHighest Average Incomes: 3,978thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,405thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,856thMost Influential: 5,027thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5,225thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,781stMost Efficient Economies: 6,421stMost Primitive: 6,471stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,498thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,864thLargest Agricultural Sector: 8,560thHighest Economic Output: 8,987thMost Armed: 11,613thTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 13,530thMost Pro-Market: 21,657thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 23,661st
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Primitive: 3rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Devout: 4th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 5th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 7th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 8th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 8th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 8th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 9th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 10th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 10th in the regionTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 14th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 15th in the regionRudest Citizens: 15th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 18th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 19th in the region

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