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Largest Insurance Industry: 136thHighest Economic Output: 229thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 271st
The Wealthy Evil Empire of
Corporate Police State Halliburton
No moto since 1902
Influence
Vassal
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Zamberdaf

Population43.089 billion

CapitalZamberdaf City
LeaderEvil Emperor Esob
FaithAll hail the evil emperor

Currencymonkey tail
Animalscreamapiller

The Wealthy Evil Empire of Zamberdaf is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Evil Emperor Esob with an iron fist, and renowned for its public floggings, triple-decker prams, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 43.089 billion Zamberdafians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order and Industry are also considered important, while Environment and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zamberdaf City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Zamberdafian economy, worth an astonishing 16,886 trillion monkey tails a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 391,889 monkey tails, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,855,924 per year while the poor average 16,767, a ratio of 170 to 1.

Rude retail employees are now even ruder homeless panhandlers, Brancaland has gifted over nine thousand putrid moose carcasses to Zamberdaf as a reminder of their "special relationship", sofas are perpetually on sales that Must End Soon, and escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Zamberdaf's national animal is the screamapiller, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is All hail the evil emperor.

Zamberdaf is ranked 128,814th in the world and 44th in Wysteria for Most Stationary, with 258.11589730572 days.

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Largest Insurance Industry: 136thHighest Economic Output: 229thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 271stMost Avoided: 288thHighest Disposable Incomes: 291stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 292ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 406thLargest Gambling Industry: 445thFattest Citizens: 470thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 510thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 557thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 589thMost Corrupt Governments: 591stMost Ignorant Citizens: 603rdLargest Mining Sector: 625thLargest Populations: 673rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 736thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 794thLargest Retail Industry: 1,035thHighest Average Incomes: 1,191stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,329thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,377thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,517thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,606thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,797thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,885thRudest Citizens: 1,969thMost Conservative: 2,056thMost Efficient Economies: 2,647thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,966thTop
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Nudest: 4,385thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,653rdMost Influential: 6,720thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7,644thLargest Governments: 9,632ndMost Patriotic: 10,353rdTop
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Largest Black Market: 17,386thMost Armed: 18,422ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 20,181stLargest Information Technology Sector: 23,027thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 24,088thMost Scientifically Advanced: 27,147th
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Nudest: 1st in the regionMost Conservative: 2nd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Extreme: 3rd in the regionTop
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Most Authoritarian: 4th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Zamberdaf, escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky.
  • : Following new legislation in Zamberdaf, sofas are perpetually on sales that Must End Soon.
  • : Following new legislation in Zamberdaf, Brancaland has gifted over nine thousand putrid moose carcasses to Zamberdaf as a reminder of their "special relationship".
  • : Following new legislation in Zamberdaf, rude retail employees are now even ruder homeless panhandlers.
  • : Following new legislation in Zamberdaf, the nation has recently been attributed to the funding of terrorist organisations.
  • : Following new legislation in Zamberdaf, the diplomatic corps tends to open negotiations by insulting all the foreigners in the room.
  • : Following new legislation in Zamberdaf, blasphemers and government critics often die in very unusual and unlikely accidents.
  • : Following new legislation in Zamberdaf, death row is annually emptied to feed the nation's hunger for televised murder-games.
  • : Following new legislation in Zamberdaf, ports have ground to a halt as no boat can reach them without trespassing.
  • : Following new legislation in Zamberdaf, the nation is under martial law.

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