Population | 43.089 billion |
Capital | Zamberdaf City |
Leader | Evil Emperor Esob |
Faith | All hail the evil emperor |
Currency | monkey tail |
Animal | screamapiller |
The Wealthy Evil Empire of Zamberdaf is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Evil Emperor Esob with an iron fist, and renowned for its public floggings, triple-decker prams, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 43.089 billion Zamberdafians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.
The minute, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order and Industry are also considered important, while Environment and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zamberdaf City. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Zamberdafian economy, worth an astonishing 16,886 trillion monkey tails a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 391,889 monkey tails, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,855,924 per year while the poor average 16,767, a ratio of 170 to 1.
Rude retail employees are now even ruder homeless panhandlers, Brancaland has gifted over nine thousand putrid moose carcasses to Zamberdaf as a reminder of their "special relationship", sofas are perpetually on sales that Must End Soon, and escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Zamberdaf's national animal is the screamapiller, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is All hail the evil emperor.
Zamberdaf is ranked 128,814th in the world and 44th in Wysteria for Most Stationary, with 258.11589730572 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Zamberdaf, escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky.
- : Following new legislation in Zamberdaf, sofas are perpetually on sales that Must End Soon.
- : Following new legislation in Zamberdaf, Brancaland has gifted over nine thousand putrid moose carcasses to Zamberdaf as a reminder of their "special relationship".
- : Following new legislation in Zamberdaf, rude retail employees are now even ruder homeless panhandlers.
- : Following new legislation in Zamberdaf, the nation has recently been attributed to the funding of terrorist organisations.
- : Following new legislation in Zamberdaf, the diplomatic corps tends to open negotiations by insulting all the foreigners in the room.
- : Following new legislation in Zamberdaf, blasphemers and government critics often die in very unusual and unlikely accidents.
- : Following new legislation in Zamberdaf, death row is annually emptied to feed the nation's hunger for televised murder-games.
- : Following new legislation in Zamberdaf, ports have ground to a halt as no boat can reach them without trespassing.
- : Following new legislation in Zamberdaf, the nation is under martial law.