Population | 38.651 billion |
Capital | Pax Zaxarium |
Leader | God-Emperor Zaxares |
Faith | Obedience to the God-Emperor |
Currency | tael |
Animal | dragon |
The Glorious Most High Empire of Zaxarium is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by God-Emperor Zaxares with an even hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, free-roaming dinosaurs, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cheerful population of 38.651 billion Zaxarians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pax Zaxarium. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Zaxariumian economy, worth an astonishing 11,932 trillion taels a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 308,713 taels, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Every day has been a surprise since weather reporters turned to consulting ancient totems for their seven-day forecasts, it is technically inaccurate to call the dead 'worm food', popular cartoon characters frequently appear in government-sponsored PSAs reminding students to say no to drugs, and undergrads find their professors' mushroom experiments less psychedelic than expected. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zaxarium's national animal is the dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Obedience to the God-Emperor.
Zaxarium is ranked 29,118th in the world and 41st in The Glorious Nations of Iwaku for Most Stationary, with 1,376.80931328592 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Zaxarium, undergrads find their professors' mushroom experiments less psychedelic than expected.
- : Following new legislation in Zaxarium, popular cartoon characters frequently appear in government-sponsored PSAs reminding students to say no to drugs.
- : Following new legislation in Zaxarium, it is technically inaccurate to call the dead 'worm food'.
- : Following new legislation in Zaxarium, every day has been a surprise since weather reporters turned to consulting ancient totems for their seven-day forecasts.
- : Following new legislation in Zaxarium, passive-aggressive congratulations cards inform mums-to-be that their pregnancy is their greatest achievement in life.
- : Following new legislation in Zaxarium, stuttering trypanophobes are doomed never to marry.
- : Following new legislation in Zaxarium, autocrats are persona non grata.
- : Following new legislation in Zaxarium, God-Emperor Zaxares's Dreadnought-class tankbuster limousine is said to have more ammunition than the entire Brancalandian Army.
- : Following new legislation in Zaxarium, shady doctors seem to have impeccable records.
- : Following new legislation in Zaxarium, residents of houses built on a foundation of wishful thinking are prone to an odd sinking feeling.