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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,018thMost Influential: 2,847thMost Secular: 3,926th
The Empire of
Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy
Frigging weebs
Jotaro Kujo
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Population1.647 billion

LeaderJotaro Kujo


The Empire of Zeiberland is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Jotaro Kujo with an iron fist, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, infamous sell-swords, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 1.647 billion Zeibesh are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Catalania. The average income tax rate is 29.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Zeibesh economy, worth 195 trillion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Tourism, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 118,621 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Parents seeking custody have to write a five-thousand word analysis of their child's imaginary friend, you need two tenors and a coloratura contralto to sing the national anthem properly, constipated-looking politicians are uptight about potty mouths, and stealing from a clothesline is a serious offence. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zeiberland's national animal is the Jaguar, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Zeiberland is ranked 125,994th in the world and 4,272nd in The East Pacific for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 922.52 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,018thTop
Most Influential: 2,847thMost Secular: 3,926thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,106thLargest Agricultural Sector: 7,653rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 9,357thTop
Largest Retail Industry: 13,779thMost Rebellious Youth: 14,536thHighest Poor Incomes: 14,733rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 14,774thMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,455thLargest Mining Sector: 17,421stMost Developed: 17,445thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 17,639thMost Corrupt Governments: 22,154thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 23,170th
Most Secular: 127th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 146th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 154th in the regionMost Influential: 158th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 205th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 257th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 312th in the regionTop
Largest Retail Industry: 420th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 454th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 458th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 466th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 511th in the regionMost Developed: 526th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 545th in the regionLargest Black Market: 698th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 709th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 722nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 768th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 791st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 796th in the region

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