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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 642ndMost Influential: 991stMost Secular: 1,356th
The Empire of
Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy
Don't be scared....Just kidding
Sarvesh Blaze
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards


Population6.546 billion

LeaderSarvesh Blaze


The Empire of Zeno-sama is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Sarvesh Blaze with an iron fist, and notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, complete lack of prisons, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 6.546 billion Zeno-samen are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Highbourne. The average income tax rate is 91.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Zeno-saman economy, worth a remarkable 1,602 trillion bitcoins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 244,808 bitcoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Environmentalists are advocating slash-and-burn in the nation's forests, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, supermarket milk is a shear-thickening fluid that can stop small-caliber bullets, and getting an autograph has become harder than ever. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zeno-sama's national animal is the Scorpion, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Ancientism.

Zeno-sama is ranked 241,814th in the world and 9,281st in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -563.45 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 642ndMost Influential: 991stMost Secular: 1,356thMost Developed: 1,958thHealthiest Citizens: 2,071stLongest Average Lifespans: 2,175thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,235thLowest Crime Rates: 2,363rdTop
Most Efficient Economies: 3,241stSmartest Citizens: 3,704thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,705thHighest Average Incomes: 3,716thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,729thLargest Governments: 3,738thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,805thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,916thBest Weather: 4,156thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,359thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,769thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5,188thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,280thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,587thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,317thLargest Retail Industry: 6,448thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,950thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,157thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,450thLargest Black Market: 7,542ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,286thHighest Economic Output: 10,968thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,482ndTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 13,294thMost Stationary: 18,098thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 18,342ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 24,044th
Most Secular: 86th in the regionTop
Most Developed: 124th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 127th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 133rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 135th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 147th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 172nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 174th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 188th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 196th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 196th in the regionLargest Governments: 203rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 205th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 209th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 222nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 230th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 243rd in the regionBest Weather: 252nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 254th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 257th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 285th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 311th in the regionLargest Black Market: 322nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 338th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 359th in the regionMost Influential: 367th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 392nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 400th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 418th in the regionMost Stationary: 424th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 437th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 599th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 654th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 713th in the regionRudest Citizens: 802nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Zeno-sama voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Kelssek".
  • : Zeno-sama voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Long-Term Storage Of Produced Waste".
  • : Following new legislation in Zeno-sama, getting an autograph has become harder than ever.
  • : Following new legislation in Zeno-sama, supermarket milk is a shear-thickening fluid that can stop small-caliber bullets.
  • : Following new legislation in Zeno-sama, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes.
  • : Following new legislation in Zeno-sama, environmentalists are advocating slash-and-burn in the nation's forests.
  • : Following new legislation in Zeno-sama, photographers have to apply for a license to photograph Sarvesh Blaze.
  • : Zeno-sama was endorsed by The Most Serene Republic of Lionia.
  • : Zeno-sama voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Freedom Of Association".
  • : Following new legislation in Zeno-sama, muscular women are banned from competing in sporting competitions.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 246 » Territorio di Nessuno, Universal State Formula, Siwale, Sundred, Empy, Sunto, Kwaj, Koda-Land, Corfad, Notyoutopia, Buckerino, Diodone, Shibutani, Shadowrik, Yaorozu, Zeternia, The Gamer Party, Former English Colony, Highton Islands, PlanetPunk, Selfgradatude, Wineclaw, Sil Dorsett, Frances Francis the First of France, Holy Oranz, Ethnon, Pallaith, Maott, Malta Comino Gozo, Moubarakistan, Xentherida, El Fiji Grande, Dar es Saalam, Lemonbiscuits, Pleroma Sans Romans, Wilkshire, Walter Jackson, Cloydicia, Karazan, BrightFutures, Dutchyland, Felpolandia, Prydania, Chukstik Illahi, Manticore utopia, The Teddy, Elevation, Great and Glorious Martese Unionins, Rosewood-, New Lakemba, and 196 others.The Iron Lions, The Rhein States, Great Bights Mum, SORT, Wooleystan, AGoodPlace, Newpromisedland, United Kahndaq, Vincone Cae, North Bratislava, Omnistria, Viridiann, Abiswashyo-bhumi, Unsophisticate, Kobagia, Guer Aike, Napnomadia, Dreadton, Bearical, Yukti, Ninjak30, Eri-Maqa-Ena, The Windmilluminati, Pasargad, Fengate, British Bayonet, Vexilia, Ice and Tinian, Soviet Terran, The Sinclarian Provinces, Votak Matim, Solmetria, Joodey, Steampunk Ariel, The Bureaucratic Territories, Alice Gardens, Zokk, Panama Coalition, Trillius, Unimaginable Doom, Haor Chall, 1 very fast endotarter, Loutsland, Destructive Government Endorsing System, Astrind, New Trisone, Glurponia, Humptalumpta, Runeda, Daiz, Orado, The Tampa Bay Rays, Independent Halls, McMasterdonia, Solskjar, The Stratosphere Islands, Gnomewatchers, Clan Spaniel, Tachycardia, Kranostav, Zecit, PotatoFarmers, Seenvorland, Dabarastan, Zyvetskistaahn, Interdimensional Zone, Ravendi, Valentine Z, Volstokn, Fendlium, Hamerica, Merconitonitopia, Xagill, Yokciq Empire, The Endless Eventide, Prevaland, Crader, Antiyard, Supreme Leader Hadrian, Nistriabar, Varola, Unshleepd, The Pantheons, Korovan Isles, Xatin, Astronomical, The Serdey Islands, Greater Pittsburgh, Sikol, Zzozona, I Like Killing people, Libertania Democratica, Sevinland, The Calabash Protectorate, Seanat, Brucklania, Kingdom Of Manaf, Mystiquelle, Eywaan, Innocentic, Madjack, Pokemanland, Xipher, Kragsgale, Simone Republic, Amerian States, Illusia and Neverendia, Heilhum Imperius, Aerilia, Cretox State, Morover, The Canadian Peoples Republic, Xyrron, The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg, Outer Shenendoah, Chips and Guac, Lulubellia, Hardscrabble, R libanon, Republica Guilleana, Draconian Progression, Godwanna, Bankowiata, Pytong, Kazoo Basin, Shinjuku tokyo 0, Imperial Pieserged, Free Atlantis, WeKnow, Slyakanya, Odelinor, Nodnarb, Climeria, Yellops, East Akra, The Pleiads, Seijitsu, Blyskalia, Port Naga, Galbadiana, Svenskskit, Strongwill, His Enduring Majesty, Bharathvarsh, Star Kingdom, Holy Empire of Greater Bavaria, Crusadam, Planes, The Mazur Empire, The AnCap Pirate Utopia, Sachi, Kromi, Barabolia, Zemnaya Svoboda, Vesteysia, Francois Isidore, Valgarda, Figyjharli, Sanjurika, Trumpski, Wapistan, Solcius, Iberia y las Colonias, Svenskan, Dangine, Lol2639, Travislavania, Shotokonia, Siforpeo, Tyirza, Super Girl, Wisconsota, Aryan Homeland, BTProductions, Mon Island, Korean-Joseon, Britle, Capablanca, Tsandonown, Defense For The World Assembly, Libvillia, Ariele, Greater Ale Permars, Card Kingdom, Boston Castle, Andanavia, Kastonvia, Centrialand, Ellbonnia, Venicea, Enomeni Ipeiros, Muqatil, Kinitopia, Morcusa Clicanskaukk, Nation1812, and Lionia.

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