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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 544th Most Influential: 878th Largest Cheese Export Sector: 2,905th
The Empire of
Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy
Don't be scared....Just kidding
Sarvesh Blaze
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards


Population2.529 billion

LeaderSarvesh Blaze


The Empire of Zeno-sama is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Sarvesh Blaze with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 2.529 billion Zeno-samen are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Highbourne. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 76.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Zeno-saman economy, worth 491 trillion bitcoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Retail. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 194,356 bitcoins, with the richest citizens earning 6.8 times as much as the poorest.

Crime suspects are forced to submit to blood testing, nuclear submarines have been deployed to protect the nation's banana supply, the nation leads The North Pacific in per capita stalking, and tourists avoid using the nation's bugged phones and monitored internet. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zeno-sama's national animal is the Scorpion, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Blazeium.

Zeno-sama is ranked 74,471st in the world and 3,952nd in The North Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 1,083.94 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 544thMost Influential: 878thTop
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 2,905thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,106thHealthiest Citizens: 4,112thMost Developed: 4,993rdLowest Crime Rates: 5,009thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,931stHighest Average Incomes: 6,188thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,235thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,263rdLargest Retail Industry: 6,434thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,589thLargest Governments: 6,629thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,988thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,181stLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,217thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,284thMost Secular: 7,546thTop
Smartest Citizens: 8,200thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,557thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9,296thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,576thBest Weather: 9,897thMost Efficient Economies: 10,058thMost Beautiful Environments: 10,175thMost Advanced Public Education: 13,646thLargest Black Market: 14,718thHighest Average Tax Rates: 15,596th
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 142nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 148th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 237th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 239th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 246th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 249th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 259th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 276th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 286th in the regionMost Developed: 296th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 301st in the regionLargest Governments: 327th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 333rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 344th in the regionMost Influential: 346th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 390th in the regionLargest Black Market: 394th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 405th in the regionMost Secular: 406th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 407th in the regionTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 438th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 467th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 472nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 492nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 497th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 567th in the regionBest Weather: 569th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 701st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 704th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Zeno-sama was endorsed by The Republic of Samog.
  • : Following new legislation in Zeno-sama, tourists avoid using the nation's bugged phones and monitored internet.
  • : Following new legislation in Zeno-sama, the nation leads The North Pacific in per capita stalking.
  • : Following new legislation in Zeno-sama, nuclear submarines have been deployed to protect the nation's banana supply.
  • : Following new legislation in Zeno-sama, crime suspects are forced to submit to blood testing.
  • : Following new legislation in Zeno-sama, contestants on Zeno-sama's Got Talent are screened by the government to make sure that they actually have talent.
  • : Zeno-sama was endorsed by The Blood Caliphate of Xzavia-Hjar.
  • : Zeno-sama voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Common Territories".
  • : Zeno-sama voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Prevention of Mutually assured destruction".
  • : Following new legislation in Zeno-sama, baiting is a national sport.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 209 » Territorio di Nessuno, Universal State Formula, Siwale, Sundred, Empy, Sunto, Kwaj, Koda-Land, Atain, Corfad, Kylesburgh, Notyoutopia, Buckerino, Diodone, Q w e r t y, Shibutani, Sacrento, Shin-Hachioji, Shadowrik, Yaorozu, Bayern-Straubing, United Draconia, Zeternia, The Gamer Party, Plumas, Former English Colony, Highton Islands, PlanetPunk, Selfgradatude, Wineclaw, Sil Dorsett, Frances Francis the First of France, Holy Oranz, Guslantis, The United States of Romania, Ethnon, Pallaith, Ozstan, Maott, Malta Comino Gozo, Voznesheim, Moubarakistan, Suicidistan, Xentherida, El Fiji Grande, Amauri, American MapleStory, Dar es Saalam, Abrickhouse, Lemonbiscuits, and 159 others.Amerian States, Pleroma Sans Romans, Wilkshire, Walter Jackson, Tianqing, Cloydicia, Karazan, BrightFutures, Dutchyland, Felpolandia, Kelvaros Prime, Prydania, Choistan, Chukstik Illahi, Aroa, Babacar, Manticore utopia, The Teddy, Elevation, Democratic Peoples Republic of the US, Great and Glorious Martese Unionins, New Phyrreus, The Kyziban Islands, Rosewood-, New Lakemba, Ostrekoj, Jefffliu, The Iron Lions, The Rhein States, Great Bights Mum, SillyString, New Bremerton, Mercandia, New Pruessen, Spartoptia, Torakuen, SORT, National Goats, General COE, Calamazo, Kubrostavsria, Revolutionary Sealand, Niradans, Ostrinios, Wooleystan, AGoodPlace, Newpromisedland, United Kahndaq, Yummy Blubber, Sinelona, Californian Redwood, Uganda Knuckles UK, Vincone Cae, North Bratislava, Omnistria, Kasazzastan, Viridiann, Abiswashyo-bhumi, Unsophisticate, Kobagia, Guer Aike, Federation Terra Australis, Napnomadia, Sheldanada, Dreadton, Bearical, Palisede, Hong Kong Empire, Black Templares, Lunallian, The Pantheons, Yukti, Ka Ching, Ninjak30, Outer Egorniand, Eri-Maqa-Ena, The Windmilluminati, Pasargad, Fengate, British Bayonet, Vexilia, COCONUT-CITY, Alunya, Ice and Tinian, Beladev, Soviet Terran, Steraz, Ainsworth, The Sinclarian Provinces, Justanistan, Kyrianian, Votak Matim, Ofemerica, Egalico, Tappan Hills, Solmetria, Joodey, Ara Antrizuls, Saturns Edge, SchoolHouse Rock, The Notorious Mad Jack, Novare Res, Ibiscaton, Vikingiarchy, VarDrade, Misuvelia, Jasminlandia, Peldorn, Steampunk Ariel, Zemnaya Svoboda, Plangainer, Bidragistan, The Bureaucratic Territories, Alice Gardens, Republic remmnant, Zokk, Romanian Land, Panama Coalition, The Bloodline of the Angels, Trillius, Tsardom of Leonlandia, Fayyayid, Unimaginable Doom, Marijuana Haven, Liberum Mundi, Ejhsa, Haor Chall, Victoriaans Nederlands, Apetopia, Thiammyalllaland, Lomjia, 1 very fast endotarter, Nakayo, Free Azzaca, Abject Ludicrosity, Ikea Rike, British Pacific Islands, Aratani, Valhalla123, Loutsland, Pans Desta, Destructive Government Endorsing System, Noahs Second Country, Rynion, Test for a new hope, North Altatude, Elder Realms, Castle Federation, Alpinea, The Black Cathedral, GRANDE IMPERIO ORIENTAL PAGAO EUDUARDO, Juggernautilus, Felhaven, Astrind, Constantinolia, Loli County, Zumlandia, Xzavia-Hjar, and Samog.

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