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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,780thMost Influential: 4,019thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,806th
The Republic of
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Concordia, Populi, Patriae
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Zermanny

Population4.082 billion

CapitalZönigsburg
LeaderPresident Exor Woodrow
FaithChristianity

CurrencyCredit
AnimalEagle

The Republic of Zermanny is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by President Exor Woodrow with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, compulsory military service, and avant-garde cinema. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 4.082 billion Zermanns are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zönigsburg. The average income tax rate is 91.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Zermann economy, worth 397 trillion Credits a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 97,433 Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Children spend all morning taking out a comma and all afternoon putting it back in again, the new Refuse Hills housing development is under construction, infantry are nicknamed "mushrooms" because they get fed crap and are left in the dark, and weapons are only sold to foreign governments that are legitimate enough to not bounce the cheque. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zermanny's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Christianity.

Zermanny is ranked 26,803rd in the world and 103rd in Thaecia for Best Weather, with 138 Meters Of Sunlight.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,780thMost Influential: 4,019thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,806thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,814thSafest: 7,228thLowest Crime Rates: 7,625thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,833rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,876thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,995thLargest Welfare Programs: 11,956thMost Authoritarian: 12,031stLongest Average Lifespans: 12,146thTop
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Most Devout: 12,456thMost Advanced Public Transport: 12,658thLargest Governments: 12,858thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13,577thHealthiest Citizens: 13,639thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 17,811thMost Valuable International Artwork: 18,653rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 18,660thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 18,847thMost Advanced Public Education: 19,469thMost Subsidized Industry: 21,554thHighest Poor Incomes: 24,132nd
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Authoritarian: 10th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 17th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 17th in the regionTop
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Most Devout: 19th in the regionMost Extreme: 20th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 21st in the regionSafest: 23rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 23rd in the regionMost Conservative: 23rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 25th in the regionMost Stationary: 28th in the regionMost Influential: 31st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 34th in the regionLargest Governments: 35th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 35th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Zermanny, weapons are only sold to foreign governments that are legitimate enough to not bounce the cheque.
  • : Zermanny's influence in Thaecia rose from "Apprentice" to "Vassal".
  • : Zermanny was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Zermanny, infantry are nicknamed "mushrooms" because they get fed crap and are left in the dark.
  • : Following new legislation in Zermanny, the new Refuse Hills housing development is under construction.
  • : Following new legislation in Zermanny, children spend all morning taking out a comma and all afternoon putting it back in again.
  • : Following new legislation in Zermanny, traffic jams are a common sight due to construction work from a massive overhaul of the nation's freeways.
  • : Zermanny was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
  • : Following new legislation in Zermanny, wealthy pranksters dump refuse on unsuspecting citizens from up high.
  • : Following new legislation in Zermanny, parents often leave their kids in the car while they attend mindfulness meditation sessions.

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