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Rudest Citizens: 340th Largest Retail Industry: 598th Most Armed: 978th
The Empire of
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President Justin Zhang
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Population5.918 billion

CapitalZhangKeyesland City
LeaderPresident Justin Zhang

Currencykek nab

The Empire of ZhangKeyesland is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by President Justin Zhang with an even hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, sprawling nuclear power plants, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 5.918 billion Zhangkeyeslandians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Education, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of ZhangKeyesland City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 44.5%.

The frighteningly efficient ZhangKeyeslandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,681 trillion kek nabs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 284,138 kek nabs, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 981,525 per year while the poor average 60,157, a ratio of 16.3 to 1.

The government is trying to clean up all the rubbish that has washed up on the shores of Bigtopia and Marche Noire, crime is on the rise as DNA sampling has been all but outlawed, history textbook pages are used as impromptu tissues by distraught students, and the news is showing footage of President Justin Zhang bullying an old man to the point of tears. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. ZhangKeyesland's national animal is the dog, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is None.

ZhangKeyesland is ranked 2,449th in the world and 102nd in The North Pacific for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 8,895.82 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

Rudest Citizens: 340thLargest Retail Industry: 598thMost Armed: 978thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,054thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,136thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,351stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,486thMost Influential: 1,533rdTop
Largest Black Market: 1,721stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,730thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,739thHighest Average Incomes: 1,963rdMost Avoided: 2,152ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,449thHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,674thLargest Gambling Industry: 2,710thHighest Crime Rates: 2,812thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,273rdLargest Insurance Industry: 3,546thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,572ndMost Rebellious Youth: 3,708thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,044thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,204thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,273rdMost Cultured: 5,631stSmartest Citizens: 6,315thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,817thMost Efficient Economies: 7,175thHighest Economic Output: 7,762ndTop
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 9,247thLargest Governments: 9,385thMost Cheerful Citizens: 10,314thMost Advanced Public Transport: 10,331stMost Secular: 11,457thNudest: 13,240thHighest Drug Use: 16,451st
Rudest Citizens: 20th in the regionMost Armed: 33rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 34th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 46th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 50th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 54th in the regionLargest Black Market: 60th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 64th in the regionMost Avoided: 69th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 84th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 85th in the regionTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 100th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 101st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 102nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 111th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 113th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 133rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 152nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 154th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 165th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 187th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 194th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 231st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 262nd in the regionMost Cultured: 281st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 307th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 348th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 355th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 399th in the regionNudest: 418th in the regionTop
Largest Governments: 471st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 517th in the regionMost Influential: 592nd in the regionMost Secular: 596th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 686th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 716th in the regionLargest Populations: 733rd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 818th in the region

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