Population | 10.234 billion |
Capital | Palanthas |
Leader | President Patrick Henry |
Faith | Christianity |
Currency | Dollar |
Animal | Delegate Eating Alligator |
The United States of Zolamnia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by President Patrick Henry with a fair hand, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, ubiquitous missile silos, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 10.234 billion Zolamnians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.
The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Administration, Industry, and Education also on the agenda, while Environment is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Palanthas. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 70.2%.
The frighteningly efficient Zolamnian economy, worth a remarkable 2,130 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 208,208 Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 9.0 times as much as the poorest.
Coffee-addicted citizens look forward to baristas getting their name wrong at local coffee shops, the stratosphere is full of "silent but deadly" attacks from President Patrick Henry's rear echelons, terrorist videos start by thanking their sponsors, and the nation is famous for bravely sending wave after wave of its soldiers until the enemy runs out of bullets. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Zolamnia's national animal is the Delegate Eating Alligator, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is Christianity.
Zolamnia is ranked 17,325th in the world and 1st in No Delegate Zone for Most Stationary, with 1,718.22860172188 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Zolamnia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Disposable Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in Zolamnia, the nation is famous for bravely sending wave after wave of its soldiers until the enemy runs out of bullets.
- : Following new legislation in Zolamnia, terrorist videos start by thanking their sponsors.
- : Following new legislation in Zolamnia, the stratosphere is full of "silent but deadly" attacks from President Patrick Henry's rear echelons.
- : Following new legislation in Zolamnia, coffee-addicted citizens look forward to baristas getting their name wrong at local coffee shops.
- : Following new legislation in Zolamnia, game show contestants scramble to fish trash out of the South Delegate Eating Alligator Sea.
- : Zolamnia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, Most Avoided, Highest Disposable Incomes, and Largest Basket Weaving Sector.
- : Following new legislation in Zolamnia, drill sergeants yell in the ears of bespectacled nerds in cybermilitary "reboot camps".
- : Following new legislation in Zolamnia, the nation's orphanages and maternity wards have been nicknamed 'the Killbot Factories'.
- : Following new legislation in Zolamnia, the Zolamnian war navy contains an oddly large number of luxury yachts and cruise liners.