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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,452ndMost Influential: 3,626thBest Weather: 4,583rd
The Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists
First do no harm
Nancy Allgood
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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Population1.371 billion

LeaderNancy Allgood


The Republic of Zolooloo is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Nancy Allgood with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and national health service. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.371 billion Looloos have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lollapalooza. The average income tax rate is 70.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Zoloolooan economy, worth 138 trillion Bobs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 101,363 Bobs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Artists from across the nation compete to renovate the restrooms of old government buildings, military officers are given medals for disobeying orders, elementary school students are required to master Bach's Chaconne in D before graduation, and bored politicians often entertain themselves with games of Simon during important votes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zolooloo's national animal is the Platypus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Zolooloo is ranked 89,050th in the world and 3,629th in the South Pacific for Rudest Citizens, with 50.75 Insults Per Minute.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,452ndMost Influential: 3,626thBest Weather: 4,583rdHealthiest Citizens: 6,200thMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,640thNicest Citizens: 6,959thSafest: 8,375thLongest Average Lifespans: 8,421stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,538thMost Beautiful Environments: 9,425thLowest Crime Rates: 10,149thTop
Most Developed: 11,491stMost Pacifist: 11,508thMost Advanced Public Education: 12,040thMost Inclusive: 12,105thLeast Corrupt Governments: 12,126thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,991stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,895thMost Cultured: 14,362ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 14,363rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 15,045thMost Cheerful Citizens: 16,454thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 17,856thSmartest Citizens: 19,795thHighest Poor Incomes: 19,886thLargest Information Technology Sector: 20,198th
Best Weather: 161st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 202nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 238th in the regionNicest Citizens: 241st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 272nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 279th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 295th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 304th in the regionSafest: 316th in the regionMost Developed: 350th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 378th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 381st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 421st in the regionMost Cultured: 422nd in the regionTop
Most Influential: 433rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 437th in the regionMost Inclusive: 438th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 446th in the regionMost Pacifist: 485th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 498th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 501st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 529th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 610th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 622nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 649th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 672nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 750th in the regionLargest Governments: 772nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 797th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 829th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 847th in the region

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