by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,546thMost Influential: 2,068thBest Weather: 4,045th
The Pocket Dialed Land of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists
Eat drink and be merry
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards


Population2.804 billion

LeaderFatfaced Freddy

AnimalBlue bum monkey

The Pocket Dialed Land of Zolooloo is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Fatfaced Freddy with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, otherworldly petting zoo, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 2.804 billion Looloos have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lollapalooza. The average income tax rate is 61.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Zoloolooan economy, worth 237 trillion Bobs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 84,713 Bobs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Ambulances aren't allowed to overtake hearses, foreign powers often deal with problems that Zolooloo can't handle, the family summer vacation has become a thing of the past following the introduction of the year-round school year, and the government seems embarrassed to be seen governing. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zolooloo's national animal is the Blue bum monkey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Zolooloo is ranked 225,126th in the world and 7,656th in the South Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 6.36 Obesity Rate.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,546thMost Influential: 2,068thTop
Best Weather: 4,045thLeast Corrupt Governments: 5,386thMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,526thNicest Citizens: 5,800thHealthiest Citizens: 6,574thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,326thMost Beautiful Environments: 8,584thMost Pacifist: 8,774thLongest Average Lifespans: 9,858thMost Inclusive: 10,805thMost Cheerful Citizens: 10,898thSafest: 11,513thTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 12,044thMost Cultured: 13,439thLargest Information Technology Sector: 15,347thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 16,211thMost Scientifically Advanced: 18,485thMost Advanced Public Education: 18,717thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 19,591stMost Developed: 20,254thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 20,729thSmartest Citizens: 21,379th
Best Weather: 144th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 190th in the regionNicest Citizens: 196th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 207th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 217th in the regionMost Influential: 238th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 277th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 280th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 286th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 319th in the regionMost Pacifist: 327th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 343rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 356th in the regionMost Cultured: 380th in the regionSafest: 394th in the regionMost Inclusive: 395th in the regionTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 478th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 523rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 548th in the regionMost Developed: 611th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 611th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 623rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 658th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 758th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 760th in the region

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