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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,068th Most Devout: 2,376th Largest Agricultural Sector: 2,964th
The Synarchist Federation of
Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship
You Will Not Replace Us!
Influence
Power
Founder / Supreme Kommissar
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Few

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Zordennox

Population1.863 billion

CapitalVorinvec
LeaderKommissar Erik Xoltok
FaithGuild Christianity

CurrencyIz
AnimalVulture

The Synarchist Federation of Zordennox is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Kommissar Erik Xoltok with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, pith helmet sales, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 1.863 billion Zordennians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vorinvec. The average income tax rate is 70.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Zordennoxian economy, worth 242 trillion Izes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 130,237 Izes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's soldiers sleep four to a bed in order to use space economically, military doctrine says not to open fire until you see the "beady little eyes" of Johnny Foreigner, phone taps are frequently carried out by the police, and citizens who don't display the Zordennoxian flag on their property are placed on a terrorist watch list. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zordennox's national animal is the Vulture, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Guild Christianity.

Zordennox is ranked 43,352nd in the world and 2nd in United Fascist Workers Association for Highest Workforce Participation Rate, with 73.89 Workforce Participation Rate.

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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,068thMost Devout: 2,376thLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,964thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,817thTop
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Most Conservative: 8,441stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9,220thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,517thLowest Crime Rates: 10,055thMost Cultured: 10,888thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,538thMost Authoritarian: 12,999thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 14,541stHighest Poor Incomes: 14,627th
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Safest: 1st in the regionMost Conservative: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Zordennox, citizens who don't display the Zordennoxian flag on their property are placed on a terrorist watch list.
  • : Following new legislation in Zordennox, phone taps are frequently carried out by the police.
  • : Following new legislation in Zordennox, military doctrine says not to open fire until you see the "beady little eyes" of Johnny Foreigner.
  • : Following new legislation in Zordennox, the nation's soldiers sleep four to a bed in order to use space economically.
  • : Following new legislation in Zordennox, glamping Zordennians won't sleep in a tent that doesn't include a Jacuzzi.
  • : Zordennox proposed constructing embassies between United Fascist Workers Association and Anti Communist Defense Siren.
  • : Following new legislation in Zordennox, the Vorinvec Police often confuse their exploding pens for real ones.
  • : Following new legislation in Zordennox, cotton candy made from genuine cotton cellulose doesn't quite satisfy.
  • : Following new legislation in Zordennox, Kommissar Erik Xoltok's told that love often manifests itself through homicidal four-lettered litanies.
  • : Following new legislation in Zordennox, politicians preface their speeches with a declaration that any resemblance to speeches given by individuals living or dead is purely coincidental.

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