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Most Devout: 2,210thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,388thMost Armed: 4,775th
The Synarchist Federation of
Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship
Work Makes You Free!
Founder / Supreme Kommissar
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom

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Population5.822 billion

LeaderKommissar Anton Morievic
FaithGuild Christianity


The Synarchist Federation of Zordennox is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Kommissar Anton Morievic with an iron fist, and notable for its pith helmet sales, compulsory military service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 5.822 billion Zordennians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vorinvec. The average income tax rate is 79.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Zordennian economy, worth 885 trillion Klads a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 152,017 Klads, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

All the playground's a stage for Zordennian schoolchildren, Dogman-branded weapons are all the rage in the militaristic comic-book community, more money is spent on policing the welfare system for abuse than on the welfare system itself, and builders across Zordennox are blocked up with orders for new public loos. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zordennox's national animal is the Vulture, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Guild Christianity.

Zordennox is ranked 21,310th in the world and 5th in United Fascist Workers Association for Highest Economic Output, with 885 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

Most Devout: 2,210thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,388thTop
Most Armed: 4,775thLargest Agricultural Sector: 6,622ndLowest Crime Rates: 6,728thMost Cultured: 6,830thLargest Publishing Industry: 7,779thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,044thHighest Poor Incomes: 9,775thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10,459thMost Developed: 10,610thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,958thTop
Largest Governments: 12,277thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12,751stHealthiest Citizens: 13,122ndLongest Average Lifespans: 13,325thMost Authoritarian: 13,618thHighest Average Incomes: 13,746thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 14,853rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 15,805thMost Conservative: 16,039thSmartest Citizens: 16,862ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 17,911thMost Corrupt Governments: 18,133rdMost Advanced Public Education: 18,296thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 18,896thMost Scientifically Advanced: 20,057thMost Influential: 21,306thHighest Economic Output: 21,310th
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the region

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