The Free Land of Zuelong is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 501 million Duskitorians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Anthian City. The average income tax rate is 73.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Zuelongian economy, worth 39.0 trillion stozappies a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 77,888 stozappies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Black market eau de toilette is made in bathroom labs across the nation, orthopaedics patients often have a bounce in their step, high school band practice is often crashed by technicolor-clad ravers, and 50% of adverts on children's television are for clothes made of cotton wool. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zuelong's national animal is the weevil, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Zuelong is ranked 10,125^th in the world and 34^th in Conch Kingdom for Best Weather, with 217 Meters Of Sunlight.