The Kingdom of Zzozona is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, keen interest in outer space, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 912 million Zzozonans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zozanpan. The average income tax rate is 67.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Zzozonan economy, worth 144 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 158,118 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's soldiers often believe they're in the Air Force, passengers often cause a stink on public transport, anti-vaxxers claim that injected children are prone to psychotic breaks when they see the 'Queen of Diamonds' playing card, and the nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zzozona's national animal is the Cat, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Zzozona is ranked 63,238^th in the world and 3,005^th in The North Pacific for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 418.7 on the Clooney Contribution Index.