The Kingdom of Zzozona is a huge, cultured nation, notable for its anti-smoking policies, sprawling nuclear power plants, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 373 million Zzozonans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zozanpan. The average income tax rate is 29.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Zzozonan economy, worth 47.2 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 126,482 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Brancalandian is the primary spoken language at most major tech companies, almost every singles' party has a clergy and courtesans theme, eerie glow-in-the-dark cornfields give farmlands an uncanny appearance, and the nation is currently revamping its entire education system. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zzozona's national animal is the Cat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Zzozona is ranked 35,383^rd in the world and 1,898^th in The North Pacific for Safest, scoring 105.67 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.