Security Council Resolution # 235
A resolution to recognize outstanding contribution by a nation or region.
This venerable World Assembly,
Noting that every nation of the world faces an overwhelming variety of different political issues on a daily basis,
Believing that Candlewhisper Archive has shown exemplary dedication to presenting these issues to governments in an eloquent and accessible way,
Impressed by the clarity with which Candlewhisper Archive has conveyed the following selection of issues regarding a diverse range of important and multifaceted political circumstances to thousands of nations across the world:
The decay of cultural awareness (known as 'The Show Must Go On')
The recognition of depression and other mental illnesses (known as 'Rock 'n' Roll Suicide')
The healthcare applications of a DNA database (known as 'The Genetics Of Aesthetics'),
Bamboozled and befuddled by the incredibly short time period in which all of this has been achieved, and fully expecting Candlewhisper Archive to continue its good work long into the future,
Observing that the nominee has been a consistent source of wit and wisdom within a multitude of international discussions regarding a wide variety of topics in the past,
Certain that the world would be a particularly less engaging place to live were it not for the aforementioned contributions of the nominee,
Hereby commends Candlewhisper Archive.