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LEGENDARY CARDS

Father Knows Best State
“Always fighting crime -- especially youth-related.”
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 29thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 114thLargest Insurance Industry: 208th
22.0b7,593t
SEASON TWO

EPIC CARDS

Capitalist Paradise
“From our cold, dead fingers”
Fattest Citizens: 117thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 127thHighest Economic Output: 193rd
36.0b13,197t
SEASON TWO
Compulsory Consumerist State
“Smile, you're doomed”
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 239thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 250thHighest Disposable Incomes: 276th
21.1b8,170t
SEASON TWO
Corporate Bordello
“Increased profits create happiness.”
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 73rd Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 121st Highest Wealthy Incomes: 158th
31.667 billion Economic Nirvanans. Sprawling nuclear power plants, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and enslaved workforce.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“The Legend Shall Never Die”
Largest Populations: 24th Most Cheerful Citizens: 64th Smartest Citizens: 78th
34.921 billion Natopians. Ubiquitous missile silos, sprawling nuclear power plants, and digital currency.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Let Freedom Reign”
Most Inclusive: 21stMost Cheerful Citizens: 86thMost Cultured: 94th
16.8b5,234t
SEASON TWO
Corporate Police State
“Three Principles of the People”
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 55th Largest Mining Sector: 104th Fattest Citizens: 105th
28.064 billion Bai Lungeses. Unlimited-speed roads, enslaved workforce, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies.
SEASON ONE
New York Times Democracy
“United for liberty, forever.”
Largest Agricultural Sector: 409th Largest Publishing Industry: 938th Most Subsidized Industry: 1,329th
8.531 billion Wallenburgians. Museums and concert halls, smutty television, and sprawling nuclear power plants.
SEASON ONE
New York Times Democracy
“Vigilance and pride”
Most Efficient Economies: 286thHighest Poor Incomes: 314thRudest Citizens: 328th
7.53b3,143t
SEASON TWO
Democratic Socialists
“Endure Through Unity”
Most Secular: 38thSafest: 204thBest Weather: 208th
6.66b1,604t
SEASON TWO

ULTRA-RARE CARDS

Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Peace and Enlightenment”
Most Cheerful Citizens: 221st Most Efficient Economies: 498th Least Corrupt Governments: 619th
17.258 billion Eternal Phoenixians. Museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and strictly enforced bedtime.
SEASON ONE
Democratic Socialists
“Duty, Power, Victory”
Largest Agricultural Sector: 23rd Largest Cheese Export Sector: 40th Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 75th
13.891 billion Haha458ians. National health service, keen interest in outer space, and compulsory military service.
SEASON ONE
Corporate Police State
“Tread lightly”
Largest Retail Industry: 106th Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 116th Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 117th
11.571 billion Walter Heisenbergians. Zero percent divorce rate, ubiquitous missile silos, and irreverence towards religion.
SEASON ONE
Civil Rights Lovefest
“If wishes were fishes, we'd all cast nets.”
Least Corrupt Governments: 186th Largest Publishing Industry: 516th Nicest Citizens: 589th
11.456 billion Urim. Smutty television, anti-smoking policies, and complete lack of prisons.
SEASON ONE
Democratic Socialists
“Reality is merely an illusion”
Best Weather: 160th Most Beautiful Environments: 200th Most Developed: 261st
9.532 billion Servants. Smutty television, compulsory military service, and pith helmet sales.
SEASON ONE
Democratic Socialists
“God is Dead”
Most Secular: 66thLargest Information Technology Sector: 248thMost Scientifically Advanced: 357th
10.6b2,956t
SEASON TWO
Corporate Police State
“Praise be to our Holy Goddess”
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 48th Most Ignorant Citizens: 63rd Largest Gambling Industry: 84th
8.419 billion Holylanders. Closed borders, flagrant waste-dumping, and suspicion of poets.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Wub a lub a dub dub”
Most Influential: 95thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 138thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 161st
9.85b4,677t
SEASON TWO
Corporate Police State
“No, You Cannot Eat!”
Largest Retail Industry: 41stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 86thMost Corrupt Governments: 218th
5.78b2,573t
SEASON TWO
Capitalist Paradise
“Industry,Purity,Glory”
Largest Retail Industry: 138thMost Efficient Economies: 144thMost Subsidized Industry: 178th
5.32b2,674t
SEASON TWO

RARE CARDS

Civil Rights Lovefest
“Be excellent to one another.”
Most Secular: 389th Most Inclusive: 683rd Rudest Citizens: 1,126th
5.352 billion Cameronia Excellentians. Rampant corporate plagiarism, national health service, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Justice, Equality, Loyalty”
Most Scientifically Advanced: 374th Largest Information Technology Sector: 380th Healthiest Citizens: 559th
4.826 billion Hethanists. Museums and concert halls, sprawling nuclear power plants, and restrictive gun laws.
SEASON ONE
Compulsory Consumerist State
“Authority Through Compliance”
Largest Retail Industry: 253rd Highest Wealthy Incomes: 319th Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 393rd
3.267 billion Ironfistanis. Vat-grown people, flagrant waste-dumping, and suspicion of poets.
SEASON ONE

UNCOMMON CARDS

Liberal Democratic Socialists
“We headpat everyone and sometimes they bite us.”
Most Compassionate Citizens: 514th Nicest Citizens: 609th Most Pacifist: 680th
2.984 billion Headpat Centralians. Anti-smoking policies, daily referendums, and national health service.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“For the Greater Good!”
Largest Agricultural Sector: 666th Most Secular: 733rd Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,531st
2.484 billion Tau Raceans. Daily referendums, complete lack of prisons, and parental licensing program.
SEASON ONE
Corporate Police State
“I own everything so you don't have to”
Largest Retail Industry: 453rd Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 992nd Most Avoided: 1,014th
2.386 billion Polarpopians. Closed borders, deadly medical pandemics, and smutty television.
SEASON ONE