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LEGENDARY CARDS

Left-Leaning College State
“Fram!”
North East Somerset was Condemned by Security Council Resolution # 286
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 175thMost Influential: 463rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 854th
33.0b5,935t
SEASON TWO
Father Knows Best State
“Boing! Boing!”
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 131stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 375thMost Secular: 443rd
7.51b1,986t
SEASON TWO

EPIC CARDS

Civil Rights Lovefest
“Que sera, sera”
Largest Publishing Industry: 16thMost Rebellious Youth: 52ndMost Cultured: 53rd
34.6b12,864t
SEASON TWO
Liberal Democratic Socialists
“The citizen who dies working, dies happy!”
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 103rdHighest Economic Output: 320thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 336th
33.9b10,455t
SEASON TWO
Iron Fist Consumerists
“All your planets are belong to us!”
Largest Insurance Industry: 18thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 25thHighest Disposable Incomes: 25th
29.0b21,560t
SEASON TWO
Left-wing Utopia
“Dar, y dar gracias /دار، إ دار گراسیْاس”
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 69th Safest: 80th Least Corrupt Governments: 86th
11.747 billion Neo-Meşikans. Otherworldly petting zoo, pith helmet sales, and rampant corporate plagiarism.
SEASON ONE
Corrupt Dictatorship
“These windswept isles, unwavering and proud”
Lowest Crime Rates: 111th Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 150th Largest Governments: 266th
10.391 billion Collectivists. Compulsory vegetarianism, state-planned economy, and devotion to social welfare.
Corporate Police State
“In Satan I Trust”
Most Ignorant Citizens: 296thFattest Citizens: 355thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 364th
6.58b1,688t

ULTRA-RARE CARDS

New York Times Democracy
“Esse Quam Videri”
Most Efficient Economies: 4th Largest Publishing Industry: 1,435th Largest Populations: 2,432nd
25.749 billion Shizenskians. Sprawling nuclear power plants, ban on automobiles, and keen interest in outer space.
Moralistic Democracy
“Only in America”
Largest Populations: 1,041stMost Influential: 5,567thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6,957th
33.0b1,449t
SEASON TWO
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“666”
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 663rd Largest Black Market: 1,009th Most Subsidized Industry: 1,387th
14.757 billion Hexenians. Smutty television, daily referendums, and suspicion of poets.
Father Knows Best State
“Fred is better than Howard Stern!”
Most Subsidized Industry: 155thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 225thLargest Black Market: 225th
27.3b5,842t
SEASON TWO
Anarchy
“Live Free or Die”
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 241stRudest Citizens: 292ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 322nd
15.2b5,477t
SEASON TWO
Anarchy
“Higher by the Minute”
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 531st Highest Drug Use: 548th Most Politically Free: 809th
11.643 billion Hoof Heartedians. Complete lack of public education, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Raise your Sword Skyward! For Power, Wisdom & Courage!!”
Largest Publishing Industry: 570th Most Cheerful Citizens: 574th Best Weather: 825th
11.799 billion Tekopolinisians. Anti-smoking policies, complete lack of prisons, and stringent health and safety legislation.
SEASON ONE

RARE CARDS

Father Knows Best State
“Still crazy after all these years.”
Largest Populations: 2,861stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4,911thLargest Insurance Industry: 7,111th
26.0b1,855t
SEASON TWO
Father Knows Best State
“Kill it with fire!”
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 710thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 898thLargest Black Market: 1,085th
13.5b3,549t
SEASON TWO
Authoritarian Democracy
“We ban because we can”
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 131st Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 204th Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 285th
6.801 billion Stevroniets. Daily referendums, parental licensing program, and lack of airports.
SEASON ONE
Civil Rights Lovefest
“It's a beautiful day outside...”
Highest Drug Use: 2,544th Most Politically Free: 5,649th Largest Publishing Industry: 5,721st
6.436 billion Monsters. Complete lack of prisons, free-roaming dinosaurs, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies.
SEASON ONE
Liberal Democratic Socialists
“We're telling you the future of your planet is at stake”
Most Income Equality: 756thLeast Corrupt Governments: 9,009thMost Stationary: 13,065th
8.56b58.3t
SEASON TWO

UNCOMMON CARDS

Compulsory Consumerist State
“All great truths begin as blasphemies”
Most Stationary: 783rdLargest Populations: 2,167thHighest Economic Output: 2,549th
28.4b3,783t
SEASON TWO
Democratic Socialists
“It's Elementary, My Dear.”
Most Stationary: 5,173rd Largest Populations: 8,152nd Most Influential: 13,565th
15.476 billion Nitrogenians. Absence of drug laws.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Nature does nothing uselessly”
Largest Populations: 3,143rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 14,359th
25.4b846t
SEASON TWO
Iron Fist Consumerists
“H00T!”
Most Armed: 5,173rdLargest Black Market: 5,626thLargest Populations: 6,879th
18.2b1,062t
SEASON TWO
Iron Fist Consumerists
“Hewwo! I was born a Georgia Peach!”
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,906thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,497thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,123rd
11.4b1,103t
SEASON TWO
Civil Rights Lovefest
“Libera Enciclopaedia”
Most Stationary: 14,705th
5.96b253t
SEASON TWO
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
“Feta cheese is delicious”
Most Secular: 1,324thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,008thMost Influential: 2,505th
1.74b201t
SEASON TWO

COMMON CARDS

Father Knows Best State
“Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit”
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,624thMost Armed: 7,823rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 11,729th
6.08b382t
SEASON TWO
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“You Stand Where You Sit”
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 7,082ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 9,389thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 15,498th
10.9b475t
SEASON TWO
Iron Fist Consumerists
“We do chicken .................errr ...right.”
Nudest: 3,718thMost Ignorant Citizens: 10,833rdLargest Black Market: 12,353rd
9.32b602t
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