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LEGENDARY CARDS

Democratic Socialists
“Defend the Revolution! Endorse East Durthang!”
Smartest Citizens: 1st Most Cultured: 3rd Lowest Crime Rates: 8th
32.885 billion Aleisyrians. Otherworldly petting zoo, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Compulsory Consumerist State
“You may all stop clapping at the ringing of the bell.”
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 6th Highest Disposable Incomes: 19th Highest Economic Output: 23rd
34.742 billion Myrthians. Free-roaming dinosaurs, keen interest in outer space, and spontaneously combusting cars.
SEASON ONE
Iron Fist Consumerists
“Obedience is Man's Greatest Strength”
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 263rd Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 350th Most Devout: 426th
7.437 billion Free Joyers. Barren, inhospitable landscape, flagrant waste-dumping, and avant-garde cinema.
SEASON ONE
Iron Fist Consumerists
“Hell hath no fury like a raider woman.”
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 17th Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 59th Largest Manufacturing Sector: 175th
6.467 billion little girls. Anti-smoking policies, rampant corporate plagiarism, and fear of technology.
SEASON ONE

EPIC CARDS

Civil Rights Lovefest
“Fight to the death!”
Most Corrupt Governments: 4th Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 14th Largest Mining Sector: 18th
22.836 billion Teufelvolkians. Deadly medical pandemics, compulsory military service, and fear of technology.
SEASON ONE
Iron Fist Consumerists
“Obey or die”
Most Corrupt Governments: 10th Largest Mining Sector: 15th Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 17th
23.816 billion Overdosed crackheadsians. Deadly medical pandemics, fear of technology, and irreverence towards religion.
SEASON ONE
Corporate Police State
“Ut - Ordinis - Fear - Prospera - Unitas”
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 294th Largest Insurance Industry: 464th Largest Black Market: 582nd
15.417 billion Utopicans. Otherworldly petting zoo, smutty television, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies.
SEASON ONE
New York Times Democracy
“Further beyond imagination”
Most Advanced Public Transport: 293rd Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 297th Safest: 315th
17.954 billion Anoziavatars. National health service, aversion to nipples, and anti-smoking policies.
SEASON ONE
Father Knows Best State
“Defend the Revolution! Defend the Pacific!”
Safest: 166th Highest Economic Output: 183rd Lowest Crime Rates: 274th
32.586 billion Chindari. Barren, inhospitable landscape, ubiquitous missile silos, and triple-decker prams.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Defend the Revolution! Defend the Pacific!”
Largest Mining Sector: 330th Highest Economic Output: 445th Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 620th
31.647 billion Caldaris. Smutty television, pith helmet sales, and irreverence towards religion.
SEASON ONE
Capitalist Paradise
“Hello”
Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 211th Highest Economic Output: 281st Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 315th
30.334 billion CivCorpians. Deadly medical pandemics, unlimited-speed roads, and smutty television.
SEASON ONE
Iron Fist Consumerists
“Praise to Dr.Sigmundus”
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 106th Largest Mining Sector: 110th Largest Black Market: 141st
16.65 billion Newer Gehennans. Aversion to nipples, frequent executions, and free-roaming dinosaurs.
SEASON ONE
Civil Rights Lovefest
“Do not Feed the Moon Dolphins”
Most Cheerful Citizens: 631st Largest Welfare Programs: 692nd Least Corrupt Governments: 1,101st
29.587 billion Wateranans. Complete lack of prisons, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws.
SEASON ONE
Corrupt Dictatorship
“Senatus Populusque Pacificus”
Highest Poor Incomes: 426th Most Corrupt Governments: 752nd Lowest Crime Rates: 776th
11.315 billion Pacificans. Zero percent divorce rate, aversion to nipples, and ubiquitous missile silos.
SEASON ONE
Iron Fist Consumerists
“Dale before all. Eliminate the non-believers.”
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 29th Most Corrupt Governments: 37th Largest Manufacturing Sector: 64th
11.011 billion Flanderlionians. Ubiquitous missile silos, flagrant waste-dumping, and suspicion of poets.
SEASON ONE
Left-wing Utopia
“We're the nation of reptiles!”
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 256th Most Developed: 266th Healthiest Citizens: 312th
8.629 billion Repitilysians. Keen interest in outer space, ubiquitous missile silos, and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
Liberal Democratic Socialists
“Pacem et cuncta evenient prospera .”
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 123rd Most Advanced Public Transport: 131st Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 140th
7.161 billion Shingans. Enslaved workforce, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and irreverence towards religion.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Anekh Brak Cthulhu ”
Largest Gambling Industry: 7th Most Subsidized Industry: 28th Most Devout: 33rd
6.858 billion Dunwich Dominionites. Ritual sacrifices, state-planned economy, and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
Liberal Democratic Socialists
“One for all and all for Kia!”
Most Developed: 40th Best Weather: 47th Longest Average Lifespans: 59th
6.746 billion Kiavilleans. Infamous sell-swords, smutty television, and state-planned economy.
SEASON ONE

ULTRA-RARE CARDS

Father Knows Best State
“Friendship And Sheep Chocolate”
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 229th Most Advanced Public Education: 384th Largest Black Market: 718th
28.838 billion Sheep. Ban on automobiles, rampant corporate plagiarism, and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Of the Law, By the Law, For the Law”
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 258th Largest Manufacturing Sector: 351st Most Devout: 412th
26.982 billion Lawful Denizens. Multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, strictly enforced bedtime, and suspicion of poets.
SEASON ONE
New York Times Democracy
“Safety, Security, Unity.”
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 123rd Largest Information Technology Sector: 242nd Most Scientifically Advanced: 263rd
9.41 billion Altmorans. Rampant corporate plagiarism, digital currency, and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“It is better to be feared than loved”
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 844th Largest Populations: 968th Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1,039th
31.395 billion Krulltopians. Anti-smoking policies, sprawling nuclear power plants, and complete lack of prisons.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Defend the Revolution! Defend the Pacific!”
Largest Mining Sector: 322nd Largest Publishing Industry: 410th Highest Economic Output: 429th
31.497 billion Maleficians. Museums and concert halls, sprawling nuclear power plants, and strictly enforced bedtime.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“One Created Island Under God”
Most Scientifically Advanced: 232nd Largest Information Technology Sector: 273rd Safest: 492nd
12.038 billion Islanticans. Multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, national health service, and infamous sell-swords.
SEASON ONE
Iron Fist Consumerists
“Load up and Shoot”
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 622nd Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 694th Highest Disposable Incomes: 780th
11.41 billion Assets. Keen interest in outer space, flagrant waste-dumping, and irreverence towards religion.
SEASON ONE
Iron Fist Consumerists
“Drink & Drink & Drink & Drink & Drink & Drink & Fight!”
Most Subsidized Industry: 519th Highest Average Tax Rates: 692nd Largest Governments: 700th
8.812 billion Drunkards. Compulsory military service, parental licensing program, and complete lack of prisons.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“I cleverly plan every hello and goodbye”
Most Influential: 264th Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 13,827th
8.106 billion Greyghostians. Museums and concert halls, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Lux in Tenebris”
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 147thMost Influential: 395thMost Stationary: 7,373rd
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SEASON TWO
Iron Fist Consumerists
“Liberation through Obedience”
Most Ignorant Citizens: 103rd Most Primitive: 248th Most Devout: 257th
7.273 billion Pekal. Prohibition of alcohol, flagrant waste-dumping, and anti-smoking policies.
SEASON ONE
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