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Bojacks and Jills's Deck

Bojacks and Jills has 20 cards: 1ULTRA RARE 2RARES 5UNCOMMONS 12COMMONS Value...

ULTRA-RARE CARDS

Corporate Police State
“GG no re”
5.826 billion Femaledogs. Pith helmet sales, vat-grown people, and suspicion of poets.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation

RARE CARDS

Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Skin on skin let the love begin”
Most Average: 918th Largest Cheese Export Sector: 4,747th Most Stationary: 4,786th
10.999 billion TUoCRians. Burgeoning Dolly Varden population.
Democratic Socialists
“The heros stand brave, protecting us forever”
Most Income Equality: 1,150th
4.638 billion Heros. Complete lack of prisons, public floggings, and irreverence towards religion.
SEASON ONE

UNCOMMON CARDS

Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
“God save Queens”
Most Stationary: 5,292nd Most Income Equality: 5,853rd Largest Populations: 7,521st
15.997 billion Queens Countyians. Ban on automobiles, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Psychotic Dictatorship
“Corruption is a systems issue”
Most Influential: 2,625th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 5,005th Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 9,539th
6.83 billion Cybershieldians. Keen interest in outer space, frequent executions, and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
Father Knows Best State
“Exterminate all rational thought”
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 1,315th Nudest: 1,332nd Most Scientifically Advanced: 3,342nd
2.832 billion Andstartwestians. Ubiquitous missile silos, irreverence towards religion, and enforced nudity.
SEASON ONE
Capitalist Paradise
“Pride and Industry”
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 1,335th Most Secular: 1,521st Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1,650th
3.54 billion St Twixians. Keen interest in outer space, pith helmet sales, and irreverence towards religion.
SEASON ONE
Psychotic Dictatorship
“Oink”
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 7,328th Most Authoritarian: 10,141st Most Conservative: 15,402nd
1.634 billion Lowly citizens. Barren, inhospitable landscape, public floggings, and hatred of cheese.

COMMON CARDS

Civil Rights Lovefest
“Distrito del Alto Parana”
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 6,576th Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 9,664th Largest Welfare Programs: 9,776th
8.003 billion El Alto Paranans. Complete lack of prisons and absence of drug laws.
SEASON ONE
Father Knows Best State
“Land of Opportunity”
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,404th Most Advanced Public Transport: 7,020th Largest Welfare Programs: 8,754th
5.675 billion Thyatisians. Compulsory military service, frequent executions, and irreverence towards religion.
SEASON ONE
Psychotic Dictatorship
“Bellona lateri!”
Most Devout: 2,471st Most Advanced Defense Forces: 3,104th Most Corrupt Governments: 4,939th
4.209 billion OgirDorians. Zero percent divorce rate, strictly enforced bedtime, and free-roaming dinosaurs.
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Curiosity Can't Touch Me”
Most Average: 3,203rd
3.449 billion Catseye Jackians. Burgeoning dog population.
SEASON ONE
Conservative Democracy
“With the help of God for homeland and freedom”
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 8,399th
3.408 billion Havasokans. Compulsory military service.
SEASON ONE
Anarchy
“From Many, One”
1.433 billion Niasians. Barren, inhospitable landscape, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Corrupt Dictatorship
“Trust no one”
Largest Agricultural Sector: 925th Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 10,830th Largest Black Market: 11,845th
2.931 billion Westconians. Compulsory military service, punitive income tax rates, and suspicion of poets.
SEASON ONE
Capitalist Paradise
“Culture at its finest!”
Fattest Citizens: 7,606th Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7,849th Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 9,378th
2.581 billion Ammunternians. Barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and irreverence towards religion.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball.”
Largest Welfare Programs: 7,454th Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 8,314th Nicest Citizens: 8,772nd
2.317 billion Blastphamousians. Complete lack of prisons, smutty television, and frequent executions.
SEASON ONE
Capitalist Paradise
“Successus Per Singula Dignitas”
Largest Retail Industry: 1,437th Largest Cheese Export Sector: 2,721st Rudest Citizens: 3,243rd
2.144 billion New Veurisians. Museums and concert halls, digital currency, and keen interest in outer space.
SEASON ONE
Democratic Socialists
“Together Into The Unknown”
Most Scientifically Advanced: 2,895th Highest Poor Incomes: 3,457th Most Developed: 3,918th
2.093 billion Scantarbians. State-planned economy, smutty television, and ubiquitous missile silos.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“I do that”
Most Average: 5,206th
1.698 billion Mournfulians. Burgeoning raccoon population.
SEASON ONE