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LEGENDARY CARDS

Anarchy
“Death to all fanatics!”
Game Mod
Largest Populations: 950th Highest Economic Output: 1,392nd Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,497th
31.484 billion Frisbeeterians. Smutty television, complete lack of prisons, and sprawling nuclear power plants.
SEASON ONE
Civil Rights Lovefest
“Ésten | Pákzin | Ekílad”
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 23rd Most Subsidized Industry: 44th Largest Publishing Industry: 69th
14.483 billion Isladestelidni. State-planned economy, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and keen interest in outer space.
SEASON ONE
Democratic Socialists
“𒀭Non Calor Sed Umor. Atque Panes Panisci.”
Game Mod
Largest Publishing Industry: 24th Nicest Citizens: 304th Most Cheerful Citizens: 304th
25.487 billion Farnhamians. Complete lack of prisons, otherworldly petting zoo, and devotion to social welfare.
Liberal Democratic Socialists
“Noli irritare leones”
Most Cheerful Citizens: 43rd Largest Publishing Industry: 90th Nicest Citizens: 111th
32.478 billion Lancastrians. Museums and concert halls, unlimited-speed roads, and stringent health and safety legislation.
New York Times Democracy
“I am Legion, We are One”
Most Scientifically Advanced: 7th Smartest Citizens: 27th Highest Economic Output: 89th
31.122 billion Godulans. State-planned economy, strictly enforced bedtime, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE

EPIC CARDS

Anarchy
“We are civilizers.”
Most Efficient Economies: 60th Most Armed: 148th Highest Crime Rates: 148th
20.952 billion Nullarnishmen. Ubiquitous missile silos, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Viva la Revolucion!”
Mentor
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2,095th Highest Economic Output: 2,346th Largest Populations: 2,428th
25.755 billion Mokans. Public floggings, daily referendums, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies.
SEASON ONE
Liberal Democratic Socialists
“Be your own god”
Most Pacifist: 97th Most Beautiful Environments: 97th Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 111th
34.348 billion Ferdinand van Olmenians. Multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, keen interest in outer space, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Anarchy
“We flourish together as free men and women”
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 121st Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 186th Highest Wealthy Incomes: 219th
26.405 billion Meridians. Smutty television, keen interest in outer space, and sprawling nuclear power plants.
SEASON ONE
Liberal Democratic Socialists
“Dum spiro spero.”
Safest: 213th Most Pacifist: 241st Highest Average Tax Rates: 365th
14.144 billion Heiis an Raynites. Complete lack of prisons, restrictive gun laws, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Capitalist Paradise
“Power for the Taking”
Rudest Citizens: 24th Largest Retail Industry: 29th Largest Soda Pop Sector: 37th
14.309 billion Elwherites. Barren, inhospitable landscape, infamous sell-swords, and irreverence towards religion.
SEASON ONE
Father Knows Best State
“Non omnis moriar”
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 151st Largest Agricultural Sector: 219th Most Scientifically Advanced: 366th
16.091 billion Maxians. National health service, infamous sell-swords, and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
Iron Fist Consumerists
“Whats in it for me?”
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 717th Highest Disposable Incomes: 729th Most Avoided: 765th
14.154 billion Blasted Craigsians. Pith helmet sales, strictly enforced bedtime, and irreverence towards religion.
SEASON ONE
Psychotic Dictatorship
“We Are Manifest Destiny! We Are America!”
Highest Poor Incomes: 32nd Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 96th Most Avoided: 103rd
13.721 billion American Citizens. Frequent executions, strictly enforced bedtime, and pith helmet sales.
SEASON ONE
Corrupt Dictatorship
“Release the crazed robot badger with laser eyes!”
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 30th Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 35th Best Weather: 50th
13.71 billion Badgers. Prohibition of alcohol, anti-smoking policies, and otherworldly petting zoo.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Defend the Revolution! Defend the Pacific!”
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 279th Highest Economic Output: 292nd Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 333rd
32.131 billion Djindaris. Museums and concert halls, barren, inhospitable landscape, and vat-grown people.
SEASON ONE
Compulsory Consumerist State
“Because we can”
Most Avoided: 365thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 393rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 495th
24.0b8,603t
SEASON TWO
Compulsory Consumerist State
“Because we can”
Most Avoided: 365thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 393rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 495th
24.0b8,603t
SEASON TWO
Liberal Democratic Socialists
“Quo Nemo Sequi Potest”
Most Developed: 18th Least Corrupt Governments: 25th Most Cultured: 29th
15.518 billion Zaveans. Sprawling nuclear power plants, national health service, and infamous sell-swords.
SEASON ONE
Civil Rights Lovefest
“We Own Y'all!”
Most Cheerful Citizens: 4th Nicest Citizens: 7th Most Compassionate Citizens: 12th
34.52 billion Spanners. Compulsory vegetarianism, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws.
SEASON ONE
Democratic Socialists
“Land Labour Liberty”
Most Compassionate Citizens: 89th Nicest Citizens: 95th Largest Publishing Industry: 136th
24.379 billion Biotopians. Smutty television, anti-smoking policies, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies.
Iron Fist Consumerists
“For the blessed nation!”
Largest Mining Sector: 8th Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 8th Most Devout: 14th
11.989 billion Haedlians. Strictly enforced bedtime, anti-smoking policies, and suspicion of poets.
SEASON ONE
Corporate Police State
“Fabricati diem, pvnc”
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 125th Largest Insurance Industry: 135th Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 217th
11.118 billion Plebs. Public floggings, free-roaming dinosaurs, and triple-decker prams.
SEASON ONE
Authoritarian Democracy
“Endurance is more important than power”
Most Advanced Public Transport: 190th Safest: 202nd Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 283rd
10.796 billion New Edemians. Closed borders, anti-smoking policies, and aversion to nipples.
SEASON ONE
Corporate Police State
“gold or lead”
Largest Retail Industry: 20th Most Corrupt Governments: 30th Largest Gambling Industry: 33rd
9.939 billion Darkmenians. Smutty television, pith helmet sales, and zero percent divorce rate.
SEASON ONE
Left-wing Utopia
“We're the nation of reptiles!”
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 256th Most Developed: 266th Healthiest Citizens: 312th
8.629 billion Repitilysians. Keen interest in outer space, ubiquitous missile silos, and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
Civil Rights Lovefest
“Dawn will come.”
Most Secular: 55th Nicest Citizens: 96th Most Compassionate Citizens: 96th
8.634 billion Aurans. Rum-swilling pirates, infamous sell-swords, and national health service.
Corporate Police State
“The illogically run government”
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 66th Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 163rd Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 180th
7.911 billion idiots. Pith helmet sales, compulsory military service, and zero percent divorce rate.
SEASON ONE
Left-wing Utopia
“Forever advancing!”
Most Compassionate Citizens: 145th Nicest Citizens: 172nd Most Inclusive: 182nd
6.682 billion Unidalanians. Museums and concert halls, state-planned economy, and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
Democratic Socialists
“A bright red star at the edge of the world”
Most Secular: 289th Largest Welfare Programs: 378th Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 416th
5.851 billion Ayankans. Keen interest in outer space, national health service, and smutty television.
SEASON ONE
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