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Dutchyland's Deck

Dutchyland has 21 cards: 2LEGENDARIES 1ULTRA RARE 1RARE 12UNCOMMONS 5COMMONS Value...

LEGENDARY CARDS

Left-wing Utopia
“Hey moderators is this motto against the rules too?”
Largest Welfare Programs: 32nd Safest: 32nd Most Developed: 34th
14.976 billion Dutchylandians. Keen interest in outer space, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and restrictive gun laws.
SEASON ONE
Capitalizt
“Власть принадлежит народу”
Most Compassionate Citizens: 182nd Least Corrupt Governments: 184th Nicest Citizens: 199th
12.342 billion Norsk. Irreverence towards religion, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates.

ULTRA-RARE CARDS

Anarchy
“St Vincent and the Grenadines”
Most Stationary: 1,247th Largest Populations: 2,810th Most Politically Free: 8,266th
24.602 billion Green Hairounans. Burgeoning deer population.
SEASON ONE

RARE CARDS

Anarchy
“Just Getting By”
Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 6,743rd Largest Mining Sector: 8,896th Most Politically Free: 9,290th
5.901 billion Reedridgeans. Barren, inhospitable landscape, irreverence towards religion, and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE

UNCOMMON CARDS

Capitalist Paradise
“We all rule ourselves, we all rule corruption!”
Largest Retail Industry: 577th Most Efficient Economies: 594th Rudest Citizens: 634th
6.165 billion Apramosians. Museums and concert halls, pith helmet sales, and otherworldly petting zoo.
SEASON ONE
Iron Fist Consumerists
“Persepolis, Babylon, Pasargadae, Susa, Ecbatana”
Most Stationary: 494th Largest Populations: 3,302nd Largest Black Market: 8,998th
23.322 billion Achaemenid Empireans. Keen interest in outer space, suspicion of poets, and complete absence of social welfare.
Democratic Socialists
“Born to serve”
Nudest: 1,366th Most Stationary: 2,270th Most Armed: 7,234th
14.628 billion Volovangians. Smutty television, pith helmet sales, and stringent health and safety legislation.
SEASON ONE
Left-Leaning College State
“Nationname”
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4,518th Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 5,002nd Largest Populations: 5,117th
19.291 billion Nationnameans. Barren, inhospitable landscape, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and zero percent divorce rate.
SEASON ONE
Conservative Democracy
“Unity, Liberty, Justice”
Largest Populations: 6,683rd Most Politically Free: 10,458th Most Stationary: 12,557th
16.966 billion Walfischbuchtens. Burgeoning deer population.
SEASON ONE
Anarchy
“Patience is a passion tamed.”
Most Politically Free: 1,192nd Most Pro-Market: 1,273rd Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,274th
9.359 billion Emeraldians. Absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars.
SEASON ONE
Left-wing Utopia
“SQUAWK!”
Nudest: 77th Most Politically Free: 4,603rd Highest Drug Use: 6,126th
6.556 billion BirdistanisSQUAWK. Complete lack of prisons, enforced nudity, and absence of drug laws.
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Skin on skin, let the love begin”
Most Average: 2,552nd
4.893 billion H-1ians. Burgeoning Death's-head Hawkmoth population.
SEASON ONE
Moralistic Democracy
“If you gather thistles expect prickles”
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,239th Largest Manufacturing Sector: 2,251st Healthiest Citizens: 3,350th
4.479 billion Thelennisepleans. Ubiquitous missile silos, infamous sell-swords, and parental licensing program.
SEASON ONE
Liberal Democratic Socialists
“Unity, Discipline, Work”
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 13,613th Most Cheerful Citizens: 15,029th Most Primitive: 15,611th
3.604 billion Allairians. State-planned economy and compulsory military service.
SEASON ONE
Civil Rights Lovefest
“God, Homeland, Liberty”
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 2,836th Largest Soda Pop Sector: 10,134th
2.243 billion Republic of Botswanans. Irreverence towards religion.
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Mission Accomplished”
Most Average: 4,731st
2.095 billion HE-1ians. Burgeoning sheep population.
SEASON ONE

COMMON CARDS

Iron Fist Consumerists
“We're Nice. I Swear.”
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 1,539th Best Weather: 5,308th Most Corrupt Governments: 6,013th
2.427 billion generic citizens. Ubiquitous missile silos, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“In the middle is a deep hole”
3.006 billion Maviongis. Frequent executions, irreverence towards religion, and suspicion of poets.
New York Times Democracy
“We Will Endure”
Least Corrupt Governments: 3,921st Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 6,246th Nicest Citizens: 9,496th
1.521 billion Ruuskari. Frequent executions, anti-smoking policies, and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
Iron Fist Consumerists
“For the fatherland”
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 4,159th Most Ignorant Citizens: 6,342nd Largest Mining Sector: 16,024th
2.321 billion Friedrichlandans. Compulsory military service and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Father Knows Best State
“Five Races Under One Union”
Largest Black Market: 15,268th
2.127 billion Valestreans. Frequent executions, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates.