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LEGENDARY CARDS

Iron Fist Consumerists
“Hell hath no fury like a raider woman.”
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 17th Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 59th Largest Manufacturing Sector: 175th
6.467 billion little girls. Anti-smoking policies, rampant corporate plagiarism, and fear of technology.
SEASON ONE

EPIC CARDS

Father Knows Best State
“ELATUM A DEO NON DEPRIMAT”
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 85th Most Devout: 272nd Lowest Crime Rates: 570th
18.182 billion Omensans. Public floggings, ubiquitous missile silos, and aversion to nipples.
SEASON ONE
Iron Fist Consumerists
“All hail the August god-king of Qin!”
Most Corrupt Governments: 32nd Largest Gambling Industry: 32nd Fattest Citizens: 37th
21.682 billion Mighty Qinians. Prohibition of alcohol, triple-decker prams, and spontaneously combusting cars.
SEASON ONE
Left-wing Utopia
“Happy people just don't shoot their husbands.”
Tsunamy was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 239
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 26thMost Influential: 177thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 694th
25.8b2,321t
SEASON TWO

ULTRA-RARE CARDS

Left-wing Utopia
“Dreaming of the Cretaceous”
Most Rebellious Youth: 178th Most Pacifist: 530th Most Compassionate Citizens: 530th
25.238 billion Titiwuans. Museums and concert halls, anti-smoking policies, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies.
SEASON ONE
Iron Fist Consumerists
“Victory through strength. Strength through sacrifice.”
Largest Insurance Industry: 151st Largest Mining Sector: 225th Most Efficient Economies: 278th
14.49 billion New New Dineenistanians. Flagrant waste-dumping, free-roaming dinosaurs, and prohibition of alcohol.
SEASON ONE
Civil Rights Lovefest
“United We Are, United We Stand”
Least Corrupt Governments: 905thBest Weather: 1,559thMost Influential: 1,577th
16.1b1,630t
SEASON TWO
Corporate Bordello
“Bohinj”
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 313th Highest Crime Rates: 360th Most Armed: 471st
14.863 billion Bohinjians. Deadly medical pandemics, enslaved workforce, and spontaneously combusting cars.
SEASON ONE
Democratic Socialists
“It could be worse”
Most Stationary: 1,390thLargest Populations: 2,634thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 7,259th
26.8b632t
SEASON TWO
Capitalist Paradise
“www.facebook.com/islandsofgreece”
Most Stationary: 635th Largest Agricultural Sector: 1,816th Largest Populations: 2,927th
24.166 billion Paros Islandians. Sprawling nuclear power plants, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and compulsory military service.
SEASON ONE
Left-Leaning College State
“Omnes uno Volunatati”
11.475 billion Feirmontians. Daily referendums, smutty television, and hatred of cheese.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Liberal Democratic Socialists
“420 Blaze It!”
Most Advanced Public Education: 653rd Most Developed: 1,095th Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,173rd
6.858 billion Bugmalanders. Keen interest in outer space, ban on automobiles, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Left-Leaning College State
“All your dreams come true here”
Most Influential: 235thLargest Information Technology Sector: 422ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 497th
9.18b2,139t
SEASON TWO
Corporate Bordello
“Humility”
Rudest Citizens: 129thLargest Agricultural Sector: 316thSafest: 344th
8.86b2,858t
SEASON TWO
Father Knows Best State
“For The Republic”
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,171st Largest Manufacturing Sector: 2,247th Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,064th
3.855 billion Sloavikans. Otherworldly petting zoo, frequent executions, and anti-smoking policies.
Anarchy
“Isn't subscribe I am have art aren't haven't because.”
Nudest: 159th Highest Wealthy Incomes: 456th Largest Gambling Industry: 492nd
4.532 billion Emotions. Infamous sell-swords, smutty television, and irreverence towards religion.
SEASON ONE
Democratic Socialists
“Strength Through Freedom”
Least Corrupt Governments: 267th Safest: 467th Most Inclusive: 528th
4.811 billion Cypherians. Keen interest in outer space, sprawling nuclear power plants, and daily referendums.
SEASON ONE
Anarchy
“Corrupt the Corrupted”
Rudest Citizens: 41stHighest Crime Rates: 141stLargest Retail Industry: 166th
5.58b1,665t
SEASON TWO

RARE CARDS

Civil Rights Lovefest
“The Mother of the Mediterraniean Islands”
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,373rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,391stLargest Populations: 2,026th
28.9b3,376t
SEASON TWO
Father Knows Best State
“Retribution Rising”
Most Stationary: 1,823rd Largest Populations: 8,280th Largest Black Market: 9,122nd
15.364 billion Retribution Risingians. Burgeoning storm creator population.
SEASON ONE
Capitalist Paradise
“Today's TWA. Find out how good we really are.”
Most Stationary: 381st Largest Populations: 861st Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,038th
31.871 billion Trans World Airlinesians. Barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and complete lack of prisons.
Capitalizt
“We're 2X”
Highest Crime Rates: 478th Most Armed: 611th Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,059th
15.236 billion 2Xians. Museums and concert halls, flagrant waste-dumping, and complete lack of public education.
SEASON ONE
Psychotic Dictatorship
“The best thing you can do is OBEY!”
Most Ignorant Citizens: 233rd Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 264th Most Devout: 311th
7.853 billion Megachurch Maniacs. Avowedly heterosexual populace, avant-garde cinema, and stringent health and safety legislation.
SEASON ONE
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
“This machine kills fascists.”
Most Stationary: 6,571st
9.485 billion 31st Revolutionary Worker Councilians. State-planned economy, complete lack of prisons, and punitive income tax rates.
Right-wing Utopia
“Kingdom of Aquitaine”
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5,070th Largest Insurance Industry: 5,548th Highest Crime Rates: 13,138th
9.238 billion Aquitanians. Compulsory military service, complete lack of public education, and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Liberal Democratic Socialists
“We stand for freedom and justice!”
Most Stationary: 8,309thMost Politically Free: 11,873rdMost Income Equality: 14,186th
9.20b175t
SEASON TWO
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Take It or Leave It.”
Most Advanced Public Transport: 1,111th Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,253rd Safest: 1,258th
7.09 billion Catakistanians. Infamous sell-swords, free-roaming dinosaurs, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Democratic Socialists
“Always ahead”
Largest Information Technology Sector: 136th Most Scientifically Advanced: 557th Most Secular: 1,006th
6.77 billion Chuchmarians. Complete lack of prisons, frequent executions, and unlimited-speed roads.
SEASON ONE
Psychotic Dictatorship
“State”
Most Income Equality: 350th Most Authoritarian: 4,115th Most Extreme: 9,491st
6.009 billion Eastern Bentleyians. State-planned economy, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation.
SEASON ONE
Psychotic Dictatorship
“Fascism shall rise again!”
Largest Black Market: 4,329th Most Advanced Defense Forces: 4,897th Most Advanced Public Transport: 5,052nd
5.224 billion Germans. Avowedly heterosexual populace, keen interest in outer space, and prohibition of alcohol.
SEASON ONE
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