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EPIC CARDS

Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
“Let justice be done though the heavens fall”
Largest Publishing Industry: 36thSmartest Citizens: 248thHealthiest Citizens: 351st
29.5b8,434t
SEASON TWO

ULTRA-RARE CARDS

Liberal Democratic Socialists
“Senatus Populusque Romanus”
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 131stMost Influential: 291stSafest: 692nd
12.9b1,436t
SEASON TWO
Father Knows Best State
“Freedom for Pirin Macedonia”
Most Stationary: 103rd Largest Populations: 147th Largest Gambling Industry: 206th
34.397 billion Misholandians. Multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, anti-smoking policies, and zero percent divorce rate.
SEASON ONE

RARE CARDS

Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Into The Stars And Beyond”
Largest Information Technology Sector: 267th Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 751st Most Rebellious Youth: 898th
16.51 billion Bishopians. Daily referendums, anti-smoking policies, and smutty television.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“I lead.”
Safest: 829th Largest Populations: 1,335th Most Stationary: 1,475th
29.973 billion Nick52Bians. Multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, frequent executions, and restrictive gun laws.
SEASON ONE
Father Knows Best State
“AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH”
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 530th Most Influential: 693rd Nudest: 3,680th
9.042 billion Izonnoans. Ubiquitous missile silos, frequent executions, and irreverence towards religion.
SEASON ONE
Left-Leaning College State
“All for One, and One for All.”
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,338th Largest Welfare Programs: 4,607th Most Advanced Public Transport: 4,807th
8.47 billion Paxmarians. Digital currency, soft-spoken computers, and irreverence towards religion.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Glory to the Emperor and Empire”
Most Stationary: 6,435thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 7,824thMost Influential: 14,122nd
11.1b565t
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Strength through Unity”
Most Average: 2,406th Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 14,505th Most Stationary: 15,112th
5.538 billion Roderick IIIians. Burgeoning raven population.
New York Times Democracy
“the Regional Founder”
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 9,486th
7.05b302t
SEASON TWO

UNCOMMON CARDS

Corrupt Dictatorship
“Proletarians of all countries,Unite!”
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,001st Most Advanced Public Transport: 1,836th Largest Welfare Programs: 2,028th
13.71 billion Sahrani. Daily referendums, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
Father Knows Best State
“Target Acquired...”
Most Stationary: 1,357th Largest Mining Sector: 3,106th Largest Populations: 3,135th
23.688 billion Rod of Ruinians. Keen interest in outer space, sprawling nuclear power plants, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies.
SEASON ONE
Anarchy
“Peace”
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 107thHighest Drug Use: 116thMost Politically Free: 164th
12.1b443t
SEASON TWO
Father Knows Best State
“Arise! Arise, Riders of Theoden! ”
Largest Black Market: 7,362nd Largest Populations: 10,964th Most Ignorant Citizens: 13,471st
13.344 billion Riders of Rohanians. Compulsory military service.
SEASON ONE
Capitalist Paradise
“Veni, Vidi, Visa”
Largest Populations: 1,183rd Highest Economic Output: 2,184th Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 7,305th
30.494 billion Sisu Pangeans. Parental licensing program, frequent executions, and irreverence towards religion.
SEASON ONE
Anarchy
“발해의 승리에 과 대한 세상의 악화”
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,133rd Most Politically Free: 5,711th Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 9,827th
10.447 billion Parhasques. Complete lack of prisons, frequent executions, and absence of drug laws.
SEASON ONE
Iron Fist Consumerists
“For Firefights and Emperor”
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,237th Largest Mining Sector: 1,303rd Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,679th
12.438 billion Colonists. Deadly medical pandemics, frequent executions, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies.
SEASON ONE
Moralistic Democracy
“Bellator Frusino”
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 9,441st Largest Populations: 13,388th Largest Black Market: 14,115th
12.329 billion Frosinoneans. Compulsory military service.
SEASON ONE
Corporate Bordello
“Talk, talk, talk...”
Nudest: 230thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3,798thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 8,113th
12.7b764t
SEASON TWO
Father Knows Best State
“Thanks a Bunch, Homo sapiens...”
Largest Black Market: 3,187thLargest Retail Industry: 5,336thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,114th
10.8b1,170t
SEASON TWO
New York Times Democracy
“The snook is not snoop dog or snoopy, its a fish”
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,762nd Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,784th Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,541st
7.561 billion Mexican Channing Tatums. Smutty television, restrictive gun laws, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Father Knows Best State
“I love pain”
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,995thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 8,384thLargest Populations: 15,791st
12.9b479t
SEASON TWO
Civil Rights Lovefest
“Freedom and common sense will reign.”
Largest Information Technology Sector: 4,650thLeast Corrupt Governments: 5,014thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,450th
7.28b1,051t
SEASON TWO
Left-wing Utopia
“Death to those who stand in the way of common liberty.”
Most Advanced Public Education: 1,313th Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,366th Largest Welfare Programs: 1,621st
5.217 billion Getobetatians. Multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, anti-smoking policies, and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Jack of All Trades, Master of None.”
4.764 billion Oldenfranckfurters. Irreverence towards religion.
Psychotic Dictatorship
“Z-Day will return and we will prepared”
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 860th Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,208th Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1,256th
3.388 billion Task Force Zians. Free-roaming dinosaurs, compulsory vegetarianism, and compulsory military service.
SEASON ONE
Father Knows Best State
“We Will Endure”
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 500th Largest Black Market: 1,666th Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,849th
4.477 billion Tstanians. Keen interest in outer space, sprawling nuclear power plants, and parental licensing program.
SEASON ONE
Left-Leaning College State
“Authority from Chaos”
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,295th Largest Information Technology Sector: 3,119th Most Inclusive: 3,222nd
4.581 billion Cunso Jitroans. Pith helmet sales, anti-smoking policies, and free-roaming dinosaurs.
SEASON ONE
Anarchy
“Event Window Determined.”
Largest Gambling Industry: 5,097th Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 8,981st Most Extensive Civil Rights: 11,886th
4.161 billion Lamp Post LXXXIVians. Barren, inhospitable landscape and absence of drug laws.
Civil Rights Lovefest
“The MT Army will save NationStates from hate!!!”
4.142 billion TFC33ians. Compulsory military service and irreverence towards religion.
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