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EPIC CARDS

Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
“Let justice be done though the heavens fall”
Largest Publishing Industry: 36thSmartest Citizens: 248thHealthiest Citizens: 351st
29.5b8,434t
SEASON TWO

ULTRA-RARE CARDS

Liberal Democratic Socialists
“Senatus Populusque Romanus”
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 131stMost Influential: 291stSafest: 692nd
12.9b1,436t
SEASON TWO
Compulsory Consumerist State
“Maiorica”
Largest Gambling Industry: 651st Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1,045th Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,046th
15.397 billion Mallorcans. Strictly enforced bedtime, absence of drug laws, and suspicion of poets.
SEASON ONE
Father Knows Best State
“Freedom for Pirin Macedonia”
Most Stationary: 103rd Largest Populations: 147th Largest Gambling Industry: 206th
34.397 billion Misholandians. Multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, anti-smoking policies, and zero percent divorce rate.
SEASON ONE
Capitalist Paradise
“Pride & Valor Brings Success”
Most Subsidized Industry: 193rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 497thLargest Black Market: 510th
8.36b2,686t
SEASON TWO

RARE CARDS

Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Into The Stars And Beyond”
Largest Information Technology Sector: 267th Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 751st Most Rebellious Youth: 898th
16.51 billion Bishopians. Daily referendums, anti-smoking policies, and smutty television.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“I lead.”
Safest: 829th Largest Populations: 1,335th Most Stationary: 1,475th
29.973 billion Nick52Bians. Multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, frequent executions, and restrictive gun laws.
SEASON ONE
Libertarian Police State
“We sees him here and there. We sees him every where.”
Largest Populations: 5,202nd Largest Black Market: 5,726th Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 8,201st
19.152 billion Francisco Sendrijasians. Frequent executions, state-planned economy, and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
Civil Rights Lovefest
“Das Gefieder der Sprache streicheln”
Most Stationary: 2,067thLargest Populations: 9,055thMost Politically Free: 9,783rd
16.1b541t
SEASON TWO
Father Knows Best State
“AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH”
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 530th Most Influential: 693rd Nudest: 3,680th
9.042 billion Izonnoans. Ubiquitous missile silos, frequent executions, and irreverence towards religion.
SEASON ONE
Left-Leaning College State
“All for One, and One for All.”
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,338th Largest Welfare Programs: 4,607th Most Advanced Public Transport: 4,807th
8.47 billion Paxmarians. Digital currency, soft-spoken computers, and irreverence towards religion.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Glory to the Emperor and Empire”
Most Stationary: 6,435thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 7,824thMost Influential: 14,122nd
11.1b565t
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Strength through Unity”
Most Average: 2,406th Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 14,505th Most Stationary: 15,112th
5.538 billion Roderick IIIians. Burgeoning raven population.
New York Times Democracy
“the Regional Founder”
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 9,486th
7.05b302t
SEASON TWO

UNCOMMON CARDS

Corrupt Dictatorship
“Proletarians of all countries,Unite!”
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,001st Most Advanced Public Transport: 1,836th Largest Welfare Programs: 2,028th
13.71 billion Sahrani. Daily referendums, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
Father Knows Best State
“Target Acquired...”
Most Stationary: 1,357th Largest Mining Sector: 3,106th Largest Populations: 3,135th
23.688 billion Rod of Ruinians. Keen interest in outer space, sprawling nuclear power plants, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies.
SEASON ONE
Anarchy
“Peace”
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 107thHighest Drug Use: 116thMost Politically Free: 164th
12.1b443t
SEASON TWO
Father Knows Best State
“Arise! Arise, Riders of Theoden! ”
Largest Black Market: 7,362nd Largest Populations: 10,964th Most Ignorant Citizens: 13,471st
13.344 billion Riders of Rohanians. Compulsory military service.
SEASON ONE
Capitalist Paradise
“Veni, Vidi, Visa”
Largest Populations: 1,183rd Highest Economic Output: 2,184th Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 7,305th
30.494 billion Sisu Pangeans. Parental licensing program, frequent executions, and irreverence towards religion.
SEASON ONE
Anarchy
“발해의 승리에 과 대한 세상의 악화”
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,133rd Most Politically Free: 5,711th Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 9,827th
10.447 billion Parhasques. Complete lack of prisons, frequent executions, and absence of drug laws.
SEASON ONE
Iron Fist Consumerists
“For Firefights and Emperor”
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,237th Largest Mining Sector: 1,303rd Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,679th
12.438 billion Colonists. Deadly medical pandemics, frequent executions, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies.
SEASON ONE
Moralistic Democracy
“Bellator Frusino”
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 9,441st Largest Populations: 13,388th Largest Black Market: 14,115th
12.329 billion Frosinoneans. Compulsory military service.
SEASON ONE
Corporate Bordello
“Talk, talk, talk...”
Nudest: 230thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3,798thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 8,113th
12.7b764t
SEASON TWO
Compulsory Consumerist State
“Conquistadors”
Largest Gambling Industry: 5,267th Most Stationary: 8,849th Most Pro-Market: 9,116th
11.527 billion Dyr Nasad IXians. Compulsory military service, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars.
SEASON ONE
Father Knows Best State
“Thanks a Bunch, Homo sapiens...”
Largest Black Market: 3,187thLargest Retail Industry: 5,336thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,114th
10.8b1,170t
SEASON TWO
New York Times Democracy
“The snook is not snoop dog or snoopy, its a fish”
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,762nd Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,784th Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,541st
7.561 billion Mexican Channing Tatums. Smutty television, restrictive gun laws, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Father Knows Best State
“I love pain”
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,995thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 8,384thLargest Populations: 15,791st
12.9b479t
SEASON TWO
Civil Rights Lovefest
“Freedom and common sense will reign.”
Largest Information Technology Sector: 4,650thLeast Corrupt Governments: 5,014thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,450th
7.28b1,051t
SEASON TWO
Left-wing Utopia
“Death to those who stand in the way of common liberty.”
Most Advanced Public Education: 1,313th Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,366th Largest Welfare Programs: 1,621st
5.217 billion Getobetatians. Multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, anti-smoking policies, and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Jack of All Trades, Master of None.”
4.764 billion Oldenfranckfurters. Irreverence towards religion.
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