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3.44 Glorious Ascension's trades...

EPIC CARDS

Civil Rights Lovefest
“Imagine all the people... Living life in peace.”
Most Cheerful Citizens: 172nd Most Cultured: 289th Largest Governments: 441st
14.027 billion Broes. Museums and concert halls, free-roaming dinosaurs, and absence of drug laws.
SEASON ONE
Democratic Socialists
“A compassionate, caring, warm-hearted society”
Most Cheerful Citizens: 167th Nicest Citizens: 176th Most Compassionate Citizens: 220th
18.833 billion Ducky IIians. Free-roaming dinosaurs, unlimited-speed roads, and national health service.
SEASON ONE
Left-wing Utopia
“Dropping in when least expected”
Most Compassionate Citizens: 90th Most Developed: 92nd Best Weather: 97th
8.964 billion Kisume the bucket youkaians. Daily referendums, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation.

ULTRA-RARE CARDS

Anarchy
“Oderint dum metuant.”
Most Efficient Economies: 40th Largest Populations: 494th Largest Mining Sector: 640th
33.327 billion Romans. Compulsory military service, national health service, and public floggings.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Let justice be done, though the world perish”
Most Efficient Economies: 541st Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,048th Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,261st
14.2 billion Lyncanestrians. Smutty television, ubiquitous missile silos, and aversion to nipples.
SEASON ONE
Iron Fist Consumerists
“Citizens we fight for what is right”
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 136th Largest Manufacturing Sector: 212th Largest Black Market: 229th
12.189 billion Eurasians. Smutty television, enslaved workforce, and irreverence towards religion.
Civil Rights Lovefest
“Illegitimi non carborundum”
Most Rebellious Youth: 115thHighest Crime Rates: 206thMost Cultured: 314th
16.5b3,035t
Father Knows Best State
“To go against Zepplien is to go against Marx”
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 326th Lowest Crime Rates: 588th Largest Governments: 926th
17.857 billion Zeps. Keen interest in outer space, frequent executions, and strictly enforced bedtime.
SEASON ONE
Capitalist Paradise
“Mehr ist besser”
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 579thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 640thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 774th
5.08b1,214t
SEASON TWO
Corporate Police State
“Citizens rejoice! Your Lord and Master stands on high!”
Most Devout: 389th Most Ignorant Citizens: 401st Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 411th
6.08 billion Champlostians. Barren, inhospitable landscape, flagrant waste-dumping, and spontaneously combusting cars.
SEASON ONE
Anarchy
“Dare We Say”
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 385th Highest Drug Use: 398th Most Politically Free: 580th
13.853 billion Zarroans. Absence of drug laws, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars.
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Either you're helping this country or you're not”
Largest Publishing Industry: 210thMost Compassionate Citizens: 363rdNicest Citizens: 370th
14.4b3,963t
SEASON TWO
New York Times Democracy
“All for one, and one for all”
Best Weather: 167th Most Beautiful Environments: 234th Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 349th
10.874 billion Sirsparksalotians. Daily referendums, anti-smoking policies, and otherworldly petting zoo.
SEASON ONE
Capitalizt
“Let's shock the cavalry statues”
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 293rdHighest Crime Rates: 395thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 507th
10.7b2,284t
SEASON TWO
Liberal Democratic Socialists
“Sui Generis”
Most Compassionate Citizens: 484th Nicest Citizens: 521st Least Corrupt Governments: 628th
7.547 billion Jeubite Proletarians. Museums and concert halls, smutty television, and devotion to social welfare.
Anarchy
“Lighter Side of Things”
Most Extreme: 59th Most Extensive Civil Rights: 1,195th Highest Drug Use: 1,220th
5.776 billion Lyselians. Absence of drug laws, suspicion of poets, and spontaneously combusting cars.
SEASON ONE
Left-wing Utopia
“POSTED: No Trespass. Keep Out”
Most Primitive: 30thBest Weather: 217thMost Ignorant Citizens: 268th
4.29b611t
SEASON TWO

RARE CARDS

Corrupt Dictatorship
“Make it so!”
Most Efficient Economies: 48th Largest Cheese Export Sector: 568th Largest Black Market: 607th
22.966 billion Trekies. Smutty television, compulsory military service, and absence of drug laws.
SEASON ONE
Psychotic Dictatorship
“To Survive Is To Live”
Most Primitive: 732nd Lowest Crime Rates: 1,279th Most Corrupt Governments: 1,777th
20.84 billion Auralians. Pith helmet sales, parental licensing program, and compulsory gun ownership.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Go look up Filmtecknarna!”
Most Compassionate Citizens: 140th Nicest Citizens: 237th Most Pacifist: 343rd
16.355 billion Filmtecknarnians. Zero percent divorce rate, daily referendums, and keen interest in outer space.
New York Times Democracy
“Founder of The New Commonwealth Society”
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 7,374th Largest Populations: 10,762nd Largest Agricultural Sector: 14,125th
13.445 billion CWS Founderians. State-planned economy and punitive income tax rates.
Corporate Bordello
“From the Sea”
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,979th Most Politically Free: 4,868th Largest Retail Industry: 15,247th
6.471 billion RHW Falhamians. Burgeoning deer population.
New York Times Democracy
“The MT Army will save NationStates from hate”
Most Stationary: 2,543rd Largest Populations: 10,509th
13.609 billion USU33ians. Burgeoning Vippertooth Dragon population.
SEASON ONE
Left-wing Utopia
“Ambassador from Nudist Dreamland”
Nudest: 117th Least Corrupt Governments: 601st Most Rebellious Youth: 1,156th
20.204 billion Justin Fashanuans. Multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, smutty television, and enforced nudity.
SEASON ONE
Corporate Police State
“In the absence of orders, go find something and kill it”
Largest Populations: 483rd Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,704th Highest Economic Output: 1,862nd
33.359 billion Kearsargeans. Smutty television, anti-smoking policies, and complete lack of public education.
SEASON ONE
Anarchy
“| Enumerator |”
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 295th Highest Drug Use: 307th Most Politically Free: 435th
11.958 billion CQians. Complete lack of public education, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Be afraid, very afraid!”
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 721st Largest Populations: 1,727th Most Beautiful Environments: 2,704th
28.459 billion Mictrasimians. Anti-smoking policies, public floggings, and hatred of cheese.
SEASON ONE
Corporate Police State
“To protect and to serve”
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 3,506th Most Stationary: 5,151st Fattest Citizens: 5,693rd
17.792 billion N Y P Dians. Sprawling nuclear power plants, compulsory military service, and complete lack of public education.
SEASON ONE
Democratic Socialists
“Winter is Coming... Or going. I forget.”
Safest: 2,681st Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,868th Most Pacifist: 4,303rd
12.228 billion Mohebrokeans. Rampant corporate plagiarism, smutty television, and devotion to social welfare.
Anarchy
“Power”
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 730th Highest Drug Use: 749th Most Extreme: 788th
7.377 billion Dorion Lacedaemonians. Absence of drug laws, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars.
SEASON ONE
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