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Harmonious Paperclips's Deck

Harmonious Paperclips has 15 cards. Value...

RARE CARDS

Democratic Socialists
“Be it ever so humble, there is no place like home”
Most Stationary: 1,149th Largest Populations: 3,958th Most Influential: 15,608th
21.502 billion Lorrelynians. Multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, enslaved workforce, and suspicion of poets.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Think thoughts no human has ever dared think before”
Nudest: 420th Most Stationary: 4,811th Largest Black Market: 6,141st
16.494 billion Dobbsians. Ban on automobiles, ritual sacrifices, and frequent executions.
SEASON ONE
Civil Rights Lovefest
“Freedom for Latin America”
Largest Welfare Programs: 8,739th Most Stationary: 15,293rd Largest Populations: 15,774th
11.345 billion Latins. Complete lack of prisons and absence of drug laws.
SEASON ONE
Corporate Police State
“For our sons and babies”
Most Ignorant Citizens: 243rd Most Devout: 365th Most Primitive: 389th
2.934 billion Kyriarchistan citizens. Parental licensing program, frequent executions, and national health service.
SEASON ONE

UNCOMMON CARDS

Left-wing Utopia
“To preserve the Balance”
Most Primitive: 1,186th Least Corrupt Governments: 2,029th Most Pacifist: 2,934th
5.001 billion Dirgelwychians. Keen interest in outer space, anti-smoking policies, and restrictive gun laws.
SEASON ONE
Democratic Socialists
“Twelve states, united as one.”
3.183 billion Dequarmans. Otherworldly petting zoo, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Liberal Democratic Socialists
“Lluita per una Terra que plora”
Most Pacifist: 2,798th Safest: 2,856th Most Compassionate Citizens: 3,109th
1.939 billion Valencianos. Keen interest in outer space, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates.
New York Times Democracy
“Always Flying Higher!”
112 million FlyboyMuffinsians. Barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and frequent executions.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation

COMMON CARDS

Authoritarian Democracy
“為人民服務”
163 million Chinese. Public floggings, frequent executions, and suspicion of poets.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Iron Fist Consumerists
“Do u no de wae”
125 million -Ugandan Knuckles Tribe-ians. Barren, inhospitable landscape, irreverence towards religion, and suspicion of poets.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Authoritarian Democracy
“Never back out of war”
110 million Britasanians. Compulsory military service, state-planned economy, and restrictive gun laws.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
“Verum Contendimus”
122 million Greater Unificationians. Irreverence towards religion, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Iron Fist Consumerists
“How many breads have you eaten in your life?”
110 million ZA WARUDO OVER HEAVENians. Compulsory military service and restrictive gun laws.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Democratic Socialists
“Extinction is the rule,survival is the exception”
110 million Canananans. Compulsory military service.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world”
Most Average: 5,449th
685 million Death Defiance 50ians. Burgeoning Wolf population.
SEASON ONE