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LEGENDARY CARDS

New York Times Democracy
“Whatever!!”
Largest Agricultural Sector: 6th Largest Publishing Industry: 58th Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 123rd
29.94 billion Arkaynians. Ubiquitous missile silos, national health service, and smutty television.
SEASON ONE

EPIC CARDS

Left-wing Utopia
“For Mercy and Justice”
Most Cultured: 1st Most Inclusive: 1st Most Beautiful Environments: 2nd
30.441 billion Tzoans. Smutty television, parental licensing program, and state-planned economy.
SEASON ONE
Left-wing Utopia
“Kung Fu. Potatos. Bladders. All are free in Potatodom. ”
Most Rebellious Youth: 266th Most Beautiful Environments: 337th Healthiest Citizens: 390th
33.434 billion Potatodomians. Museums and concert halls, complete lack of prisons, and irreverence towards religion.
SEASON ONE
Corrupt Dictatorship
“Vae Victus!!”
Lowest Crime Rates: 46th Highest Poor Incomes: 57th Most Scientifically Advanced: 71st
18.826 billion Darkians. Museums and concert halls, strictly enforced bedtime, and stringent health and safety legislation.
SEASON ONE
Left-wing Utopia
“One Nation, through Strength and Unity”
Least Corrupt Governments: 228th Most Developed: 459th Most Cheerful Citizens: 472nd
11.723 billion Gallifraxians. Digital currency, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws.
Liberal Democratic Socialists
“Bratstvo i Jedinstvo”
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 251st Largest Welfare Programs: 255th Most Advanced Public Education: 282nd
9.121 billion Schillikians. Museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and anti-smoking policies.
SEASON ONE

ULTRA-RARE CARDS

Democratic Socialists
“The END will justify the means!”
Highest Average Tax Rates: 443rd Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 529th Largest Governments: 571st
17.363 billion Raymishes. Ubiquitous missile silos, strictly enforced bedtime, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Civil Rights Lovefest
“Aut Vincere Aut Mors”
Most Stationary: 425th Largest Populations: 643rd Most Cheerful Citizens: 1,096th
32.737 billion NightHawkians. Unlimited-speed roads, sprawling nuclear power plants, and absence of drug laws.
SEASON ONE
Psychotic Dictatorship
“Hail to the Almighty Empress!”
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 135th Largest Mining Sector: 456th Largest Black Market: 480th
7.33 billion Upskians. Keen interest in outer space, ban on automobiles, and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Shaft them, before they do it to you.”
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 32nd Most Influential: 117th Most Stationary: 1,580th
16.519 billion Selfgradatudeans. Sprawling nuclear power plants, zero percent divorce rate, and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Capitalizt
“Dios, Patria, Libertad”
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 305th Highest Crime Rates: 573rd Most Armed: 846th
15.759 billion Dominican Republicians. Ubiquitous missile silos, enslaved workforce, and spontaneously combusting cars.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Let everyone be free”
Largest Populations: 2,024th Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,130th Largest Welfare Programs: 3,889th
27.222 billion Goodievilleans. Keen interest in outer space, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Capitalist Paradise
“Balls to the wall”
Highest Crime Rates: 588th Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 617th Largest Gambling Industry: 708th
20.271 billion Metalopolisians. Public floggings, suspicion of poets, and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
New York Times Democracy
“Don't worry, be happy!”
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 424th Most Rebellious Youth: 575th Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 607th
25.33 billion Grand Greatlandians. Keen interest in outer space, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and irreverence towards religion.
SEASON ONE
Civil Rights Lovefest
“All Power to the Imagination!”
12.625 billion Laandfolks. Museums and concert halls, anti-smoking policies, and sprawling nuclear power plants.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Long Live Our State”
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,591st Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,002nd Largest Welfare Programs: 4,158th
8.257 billion Berlanians. Museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and digital currency.
SEASON ONE
Father Knows Best State
“Irradiate the radiation”
15.79 billion kotenokians. Frequent executions, triple-decker prams, and compulsory vegetarianism.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Corrupt Dictatorship
“Tír, daoine, agus deachtóir”
Lowest Crime Rates: 383rd Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 536th Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 847th
10.331 billion Oyoyans. Keen interest in outer space, pith helmet sales, and punitive income tax rates.
Anarchy
“State”
Most Extreme: 144th Most Extensive Civil Rights: 1,102nd Highest Drug Use: 1,127th
7.022 billion Danmerians. Irreverence towards religion, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars.
SEASON ONE
Left-wing Utopia
“You guys take this too seriously”
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 403rd Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 502nd Most Advanced Public Transport: 592nd
6.519 billion Yymeans. Smutty television, free-roaming dinosaurs, and daily referendums.
Liberal Democratic Socialists
“Democracy and freedom make greatness!”
Largest Information Technology Sector: 767th Most Scientifically Advanced: 984th Most Inclusive: 1,286th
5.084 billion New Colbycountryians. Museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and irreverence towards religion.
SEASON ONE
Civil Rights Lovefest
“Now I have a machine gun, Ho ho ho”
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 110th Most Influential: 706th Rudest Citizens: 893rd
2.661 billion Aerilians. Otherworldly petting zoo, compulsory military service, and frequent executions.
SEASON ONE

RARE CARDS

Civil Rights Lovefest
“In Mente Dei Est”
Largest Agricultural Sector: 321st Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,381st Most Advanced Public Education: 1,437th
14.369 billion Legionairies. Free-roaming dinosaurs, daily referendums, and irreverence towards religion.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Established in Anarchy and Injustice for our enemies...”
Largest Agricultural Sector: 311th Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 798th Largest Gambling Industry: 810th
18.744 billion Ukrainians. Smutty television, frequent executions, and sprawling nuclear power plants.
SEASON ONE
Anarchy
“done gone too far”
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 237th Highest Drug Use: 249th Most Politically Free: 354th
22.988 billion Il Nuovo Mondoans. Complete lack of public education, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars.
SEASON ONE
Iron Fist Consumerists
“Peons have no basis to belittle the suffering of titans”
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,276th Most Devout: 2,491st Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2,565th
11.128 billion Dracolisians. Museums and concert halls, public floggings, and complete absence of social welfare.
Left-Leaning College State
“Pretty much everywhere, it's gonna be hot”
Largest Publishing Industry: 6,642nd Most Cheerful Citizens: 8,345th Highest Economic Output: 10,824th
9.95 billion Tortugans. Frequent executions, parental licensing program, and keen interest in outer space.
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Let the three coloured flag be raised wherever you go.”
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 3,565th Fattest Citizens: 3,898th Rudest Citizens: 4,353rd
7.389 billion Bee lives matter supporters. Compulsory military service, unlimited-speed roads, and digital currency.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Quiggles”
6.323 billion Quiggleans. Burgeoning quiggle population.
SEASON ONE
Left-Leaning College State
“SOMEBODY TOUCHA MY SPAGHETT!!!”
Most Armed: 1,578th Highest Crime Rates: 3,572nd Largest Soda Pop Sector: 3,842nd
1.646 billion Flying Spaghett Monsterians. Multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, absence of drug laws, and compulsory gun ownership.
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