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ULTRA-RARE CARDS

Left-wing Utopia
“Liberty and Equality for All”
Largest Welfare Programs: 241st Most Subsidized Industry: 255th Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 385th
8.546 billion Mistillanians. Aversion to nipples, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and unlimited-speed roads.
SEASON ONE

RARE CARDS

Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“AO-Free since '013”
Largest Populations: 7,473rd Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,611th Highest Economic Output: 9,420th
16.044 billion Lymantatians. Strictly enforced bedtime, ban on automobiles, and zero percent divorce rate.
SEASON ONE
Psychotic Dictatorship
“Elected the rejected”
Most Authoritarian: 3,949th Most Conservative: 5,225th Most Ignorant Citizens: 5,522nd
13.633 billion Overseerians. Compulsory military service, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws.
Libertarian Police State
“Weren't you banished to Foodcourtia?”
Largest Black Market: 7,887th Largest Populations: 9,341st Most Influential: 13,275th
14.426 billion Tallest Purpleans. Barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and absence of drug laws.
SEASON ONE
Corrupt Dictatorship
“This machine kills fascists.”
Most Stationary: 6,572nd Largest Black Market: 11,353rd Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 15,144th
9.441 billion 32nd Revolutionary Worker Councilians. State-planned economy, complete lack of prisons, and punitive income tax rates.
Corporate Bordello
“Evil triumphs when good men do nothing.”
Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 5,404th Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 6,496th Largest Gambling Industry: 6,957th
7.975 billion New Conservative Valuesians. Barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and enslaved workforce.
New York Times Democracy
“Libertas, Aequitas et Plus Ultra”
Longest Average Lifespans: 1,569th Best Weather: 1,758th Healthiest Citizens: 1,796th
4.236 billion Swindenlandians. Daily referendums, sprawling nuclear power plants, and national health service.
SEASON ONE

UNCOMMON CARDS

New York Times Democracy
“Be the Best”
Most Stationary: 2,370th Largest Welfare Programs: 5,090th Largest Populations: 9,989th
13.897 billion Jeff Gordon 24ians. Complete lack of prisons and compulsory military service.
SEASON ONE
Capitalist Paradise
“See you at the movies.”
Most Stationary: 2,504th Most Armed: 3,094th Largest Black Market: 7,238th
13.63 billion Moviesians. Smutty television, ubiquitous missile silos, and daily referendums.
SEASON ONE
Father Knows Best State
“Welcome All to 10000 Islands!!!”
Largest Populations: 1,719th Largest Black Market: 6,564th Most Influential: 11,724th
28.478 billion Arch Angels. Unlimited-speed roads and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
Democratic Socialists
“We will stand strong!”
Most Income Equality: 2,881st Largest Populations: 9,859th
13.997 billion Escomwellians. State-planned economy, compulsory military service, and absence of drug laws.
SEASON ONE
Free-Market Paradise
“Neither here nor there”
Largest Gambling Industry: 5,501st Largest Populations: 6,443rd Largest Insurance Industry: 9,771st
17.241 billion Chrystalianans. Burgeoning deer population.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“done”
Largest Populations: 3,547th Largest Soda Pop Sector: 8,355th Most Stationary: 10,522nd
22.587 billion Ile Montrealians. Compulsory military service, complete lack of public education, and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Join the glorious Eastern Roman Empire !!”
Most Stationary: 760th Largest Populations: 3,458th Most Influential: 12,607th
22.812 billion 01 ERE Embassy59ians. Compulsory military service.
Tyranny by Majority
“Holy”
Most Stationary: 3,996th Most Influential: 9,785th Largest Populations: 14,774th
11.735 billion Qalorians. Punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
New York Times Democracy
“In Varietate Concordia”
Most Cheerful Citizens: 1,573rd Nicest Citizens: 1,877th Healthiest Citizens: 2,128th
6.553 billion Ardurians. Anti-smoking policies, sprawling nuclear power plants, and irreverence towards religion.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Vrehmrik Sa'an Zem”
Most Efficient Economies: 4,612th Largest Manufacturing Sector: 4,993rd Most Advanced Defense Forces: 5,139th
8.244 billion Vukmiri. Pith helmet sales, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
New York Times Democracy
“Sssssssssssssssss”
Nudest: 342nd Least Corrupt Governments: 5,577th Largest Welfare Programs: 6,398th
1.805 billion Snake Cityians. Museums and concert halls, smutty television, and enforced nudity.
SEASON ONE
Father Knows Best State
“Hail to the Supreme Leader!”
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,970th Best Weather: 4,680th Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,012th
3.304 billion Vennans. Keen interest in outer space, frequent executions, and smutty television.
SEASON ONE
Moralistic Democracy
“wir schaffen das”
Rudest Citizens: 4,621st Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 6,824th Most Efficient Economies: 8,311th
2.314 billion Europeans. Frequent executions, pith helmet sales, and compulsory military service.
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Economy is key!”
Most Secular: 1,076th Largest Cheese Export Sector: 1,416th Largest Insurance Industry: 4,546th
1.424 billion Maxtermanians. Multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, avant-garde cinema, and digital currency.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“God, Law, Brotherhood”
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 4,518th Largest Retail Industry: 6,576th Highest Disposable Incomes: 8,497th
2.016 billion Szacjans. Museums and concert halls, compulsory military service, and digital currency.
Anarchy
“All things pass into the night”
Largest Gambling Industry: 4,175th Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 8,153rd Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 10,354th
1.823 billion Curdled Freedomians. Barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE

COMMON CARDS

New York Times Democracy
“발해의 승리에 과 대한 세상의 악화”
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 8,588th Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 13,974th
8.412 billion Parhasques. Complete lack of prisons and absence of drug laws.
SEASON ONE
Right-wing Utopia
“Cave canem”
Most Stationary: 8,994th
10.772 billion Rigulians. Compulsory military service.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Yep, we'll do that.”
3.837 billion Twarks. Complete lack of prisons, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws.
SEASON ONE
Democratic Socialists
“Hewwo! Can I eat you? *stares at*”
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 8,200th Fattest Citizens: 8,643rd Most Cheerful Citizens: 9,949th
9.744 billion pink faeries. Deadly medical pandemics, ubiquitous missile silos, and devotion to social welfare.
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Event window determined”
Most Average: 12,190th Most Stationary: 12,827th Most Influential: 14,917th
6.357 billion Lamp Post VIIians. Burgeoning polar bear population.
Free-Market Paradise
“White homos are going to take the black woman's man!”
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 6,626th Most Pro-Market: 10,265th Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 11,199th
2.485 billion Pastors. Barren, inhospitable landscape, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“FOR ALL”
Most Primitive: 8,649th Largest Soda Pop Sector: 14,909th Most Average: 15,259th
1.658 billion Athianians. Irreverence towards religion.
SEASON ONE
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