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0.50 Reatilber Soclistice's trades...
Reatilber Soclistice's Deck
Reatilber Soclistice has 49 cards. Value...
EPIC CARDS
Compulsory Consumerist State
“Where politics fail, war prevails”
23.754 billion Wariors. Pith helmet sales, ubiquitous missile silos, and complete lack of prisons.
SEASON ONE
Anarchy
“Independent from earth since they abandoned us...”
31.192 billion Lunatics. Multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, unlimited-speed roads, and complete lack of prisons.
SEASON ONE
Left-Leaning College State
“Thrive and Cherish”
WA
4.624 billion Alphas. Otherworldly petting zoo, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and absence of drug laws.
SEASON ONE
ULTRA-RARE CARDS
Liberal Democratic Socialists
“We STILL Are...”
Delegate
28.765 billion Staters. Museums and concert halls, hatred of cheese, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Left-Leaning College State
“Unity in Diversity”
13.037 billion Eurussians. Pith helmet sales, sprawling nuclear power plants, and irreverence towards religion.
SEASON ONE
Tyranny by Majority
“Hold on to your shoes.”
29.995 billion Harold Lloydians. Punitive income tax rates and stringent health and safety legislation.
SEASON ONE
Corporate Police State
“I love you, You love me”
3.773 billion Children. Barren, inhospitable landscape, complete lack of prisons, and sprawling nuclear power plants.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Protect your nation, protect your freedom!”
WA
3.18 billion Postals. Sprawling nuclear power plants, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
RARE CARDS
Left-Leaning College State
“Praise Love & Kindness”
WA
14.64 billion Aldapoohians. Unlimited-speed roads, smutty television, and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Saving mankind from its worst enemy; itself.”
WA
11.524 billion Ręgesians. Keen interest in outer space, smutty television, and public floggings.
SEASON ONE
New York Times Democracy
“Fitter, happier, more productive.”
12.94 billion Electioneerians. Museums and concert halls, anti-smoking policies, and irreverence towards religion.
SEASON ONE
Iron Fist Consumerists
“By right or might”
8.523 billion ROC Armyians. Compulsory military service and restrictive gun laws.
SEASON ONE
Moralistic Democracy
“لَا إِلٰهَ إِلَّا ٱلله مُحَمَّدٌ رَسُولُ ٱلله”
WA
9.784 billion Athranians. Avowedly heterosexual populace, unlimited-speed roads, and prohibition of alcohol.
SEASON ONE
Democratic Socialists
“Ave Hyperion!”
8.953 billion Hyperians. Daily referendums, anti-smoking policies, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Right-wing Utopia
“Fly like a dodo, fly!!”
8.078 billion Foxtopians. Enslaved workforce, state-planned economy, and compulsory military service.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“The Tsar of Russia”
6.383 billion Tsar of Russians. Burgeoning bear population.
SEASON ONE
Iron Fist Consumerists
“The Empire Did Nothing Wrong”
4.381 billion Stormtroopers. Barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and ritual sacrifices.
SEASON ONE
UNCOMMON CARDS
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“TDF”
WA
26.599 billion Galactic Muppets. Museums and concert halls, anti-smoking policies, and frequent executions.
SEASON ONE
Left-wing Utopia
“Wobbly Wubbly Wob”
WA
15.925 billion San Janosoans. Unlimited-speed roads, daily referendums, and frequent executions.
SEASON ONE
Left-wing Utopia
“One Emperor, One Nation, One Labyrnna!”
WA
16.729 billion Labyrnnans. Keen interest in outer space, strictly enforced bedtime, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Corporate Police State
“Muammar Abu Minyar Al-Qaddafi”
18.582 billion Muammar Al-Qaddafians. Frequent executions, ubiquitous missile silos, and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“My life for some fresh grated cheese.”
12.424 billion Wandering Marsupialsians. Smutty television and compulsory military service.
SEASON ONE
Democratic Socialists
“Bless Drondaria”
13.311 billion Drondarians. Multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, frequent executions, and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
Iron Fist Consumerists
“RIP”
19.494 billion Yanky Ruleans. Barren, inhospitable landscape, state-planned economy, and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
Father Knows Best State
“God praise Great Germany”
20.216 billion Aryans. Zero percent divorce rate, strictly enforced bedtime, and enslaved workforce.
SEASON ONE
New York Times Democracy
“Je Maintiendrai”
12.558 billion Willem-Alexanderians. Burgeoning lion population.
SEASON ONE
Anarchy
“We shall defend our island, whatever the cost may be. ”
12.106 billion Britainians. Absence of drug laws.
SEASON ONE
Father Knows Best State
“Dakiro Shall Survive!”
11.874 billion Dakirans. Sprawling nuclear power plants, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
Civil Rights Lovefest
“Leave your dipshittery behind”
10.096 billion Vodkalandians. Irreverence towards religion, complete absence of social welfare, and exploding hoverboards.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Star Wars”
4.331 billion Star Wars Regionians. Burgeoning eagle population.
SEASON ONE
