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EPIC CARDS

Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Irresponsible and immature”
Flemingovia was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 182
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 563rd Largest Welfare Programs: 640th Largest Populations: 665th
32.664 billion Flemingovians. Museums and concert halls, hatred of cheese, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE

ULTRA-RARE CARDS

Left-wing Utopia
“Freedom is consequence”
Most Beautiful Environments: 20th Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 35th Best Weather: 67th
26.789 billion Humans. Compulsory vegetarianism, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation.
SEASON ONE
Democratic Socialists
“The Koala knows best”
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 75th Largest Publishing Industry: 271st Largest Cheese Export Sector: 301st
26.218 billion King Marsupialians. Keen interest in outer space, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and absence of drug laws.
SEASON ONE
Benevolent Dictatorship
“Non Ducor, Duco”
Largest Retail Industry: 90th Highest Wealthy Incomes: 259th Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 285th
8.355 billion Foneiviveans. Deadly medical pandemics, pith helmet sales, and free-roaming dinosaurs.
SEASON ONE

RARE CARDS

Father Knows Best State
“Skin on skin, let the love begin”
Most Stationary: 2,820th Largest Black Market: 8,772nd Largest Populations: 8,948th
14.752 billion Degenerate the Faithfulians. Compulsory military service and frequent executions.
SEASON ONE
Left-Leaning College State
“Strength Through Progress”
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,235th Most Influential: 1,652nd Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,633rd
12.114 billion Maskas. Free-roaming dinosaurs, daily referendums, and otherworldly petting zoo.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Nobody expects The New Inquisition!”
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 9,857th Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 11,268th Most Stationary: 13,259th
12.158 billion Inquisitors. State-planned economy, keen interest in outer space, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“I am tomorrow's future”
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 192nd Largest Publishing Industry: 392nd Most Cultured: 853rd
11.523 billion Roger Maestro Federerians. National health service, complete lack of prisons, and restrictive gun laws.
SEASON ONE
Authoritarian Democracy
“Tyranny By Majority”
Nudest: 2,850th Most Income Equality: 8,165th Most Conservative: 11,960th
10.595 billion Freeman Channingians. State-planned economy, compulsory military service, and enforced nudity.
SEASON ONE
Right-wing Utopia
“Alles Erdreich ist Ísterreich untertan”
Most Stationary: 5,560th Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 13,506th
10.508 billion Imperial State of Austrians. Compulsory military service, complete lack of public education, and complete absence of social welfare.
New York Times Democracy
“Why are you looking at my nation? ”
Nudest: 607th Highest Crime Rates: 2,511th Most Stationary: 6,007th
9.98 billion Poolians. Absence of drug laws, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars.
SEASON ONE
Corrupt Dictatorship
“This machine kills fascists”
Most Stationary: 6,285th Largest Black Market: 16,797th
9.651 billion 6th Revolutionary Worker Councilians. State-planned economy, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation.
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“There is more courage in doing than speaking.”
Most Influential: 698th Largest Cheese Export Sector: 1,033rd Most Rebellious Youth: 1,142nd
8.683 billion Iranians. Pith helmet sales, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and ritual sacrifices.
Left-wing Utopia
“Workers of the world, unite!”
Most Stationary: 11,607th
6.482 billion Third Internationalians. Burgeoning bear population.
SEASON ONE
Democratic Socialists
“Earn Trust, Establish Peace, & Achieve Unity For All”
Largest Publishing Industry: 3,610th Best Weather: 5,026th Most Beautiful Environments: 6,659th
6.447 billion Lammunists. Museums and concert halls, aversion to nipples, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE

UNCOMMON CARDS

Civil Rights Lovefest
“Over Under Sideways Down”
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 5,904th Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 7,418th Most Politically Free: 9,087th
13.914 billion Yardbirdsians. State-planned economy, absence of drug laws, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Capitalist Paradise
“It's just a box of rain, I don't know who put it there.”
Largest Populations: 2,479th Most Stationary: 7,288th Highest Economic Output: 9,208th
25.612 billion Scarlet Begonias. Frequent executions, suspicion of poets, and devotion to social welfare.
New York Times Democracy
“Beyond Immagination”
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 4,009th Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 5,064th Largest Populations: 5,209th
19.14 billion Kunghitians. Barren, inhospitable landscape, smutty television, and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Islander”
Most Average: 115th Largest Populations: 11,029th Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 12,798th
13.313 billion Long Islandians. Burgeoning Islander population.
SEASON ONE
Corrupt Dictatorship
“For once”
Largest Populations: 8,444th Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 11,683rd Most Stationary: 14,268th
15.193 billion Yaxians. Compulsory military service and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Swords and Dragons!”
Most Average: 163rd Largest Agricultural Sector: 8,858th
6.785 billion Castlebarians. Burgeoning wolf population.
SEASON ONE
Corrupt Dictatorship
“RIP”
Largest Populations: 7,351st Most Stationary: 10,668th Largest Black Market: 15,995th
16.203 billion Caroline Libertyians. Compulsory military service, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation.
SEASON ONE
New York Times Democracy
“Who would Jesus bomb? www.wwjb.com”
Largest Populations: 1,673rd Highest Economic Output: 10,172nd Most Stationary: 10,438th
28.661 billion Really bad choicesians. Daily referendums, ban on automobiles, and absence of drug laws.
Liberal Democratic Socialists
“Jane! Stop this crazy thing!”
Most Stationary: 3,109th Most Income Equality: 5,485th Largest Populations: 12,229th
12.734 billion George Jetsonians. Complete lack of prisons, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation.
SEASON ONE
Anarchy
“발해의 승리에 과 대한 세상의 악화”
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 3,280th Most Politically Free: 4,602nd Largest Gambling Industry: 4,988th
8.565 billion Parhasques. Frequent executions, absence of drug laws, and suspicion of poets.
SEASON ONE
Iron Fist Consumerists
“Send Love.”
3.625 billion Winfreyians. Enslaved workforce, keen interest in outer space, and ubiquitous missile silos.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Democratic Socialists
“Together We Overcome”
Most Ignorant Citizens: 658th Most Primitive: 808th Most Devout: 1,561st
6.48 billion Wiltopians. Pith helmet sales, infamous sell-swords, and public floggings.
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Progressum ScientiŠ Virtutem”
Largest Information Technology Sector: 4,195th Most Scientifically Advanced: 4,549th Most Subsidized Industry: 6,163rd
5.23 billion Traestanis. Sprawling nuclear power plants, unlimited-speed roads, and avant-garde cinema.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Last”
Most Average: 2,727th Largest Soda Pop Sector: 13,603rd
4.501 billion Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Zzians. Burgeoning zombie population.
Civil Rights Lovefest
“The MT Army will save NationStates from hate!!!”
Most Primitive: 12,670th
3.75 billion UF33ians. Compulsory military service and irreverence towards religion.
SEASON ONE
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