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EPIC CARDS

Left-wing Utopia
“Barba non facit philosophum”
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 62nd Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 92nd Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 105th
7.883 billion misconceptians. Museums and concert halls, ban on automobiles, and free-roaming dinosaurs.
SEASON ONE

ULTRA-RARE CARDS

Democratic Socialists
“Välˈhälə venter blant skjønnheten i Helvete.”
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 525th Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 573rd Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 888th
5.719 billion Ravnabborians. Closed borders, daily referendums, and lack of airports.
SEASON ONE
Father Knows Best State
“Get bent, or we'll bend you.”
Largest Agricultural Sector: 113th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 158th Most Influential: 326th
9.857 billion Zokkithians. Aversion to nipples, rampant corporate plagiarism, and smutty television.
SEASON ONE
Left-wing Utopia
“Peace, Protection, Prosperity”
Least Corrupt Governments: 418th Most Advanced Public Education: 549th Most Compassionate Citizens: 576th
2.882 billion Kjanuans. Rampant corporate plagiarism, state-planned economy, and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE

RARE CARDS

Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Powering the World”
Most Stationary: 238th Largest Populations: 762nd Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,248th
32.325 billion Consolidated Edisonians. Barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and frequent executions.
Democratic Socialists
“x=(-b±√(b^2-4ac))/2a”
Most Stationary: 1,062nd Largest Populations: 5,095th Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 13,496th
19.332 billion Crannyians. State-planned economy and compulsory military service.
SEASON ONE
Iron Fist Consumerists
“If i had 180 melon for every gender id have 360 melon”
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 659th Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 783rd Largest Manufacturing Sector: 1,018th
2.149 billion 360Melonvilleans. Fear of technology, zero percent divorce rate, and punitive income tax rates.

UNCOMMON CARDS

Democratic Socialists
“We're on a mission from God.”
Largest Welfare Programs: 5,782nd Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,118th Most Advanced Public Transport: 6,480th
16.117 billion Lycrabonians. Anti-smoking policies, national health service, and devotion to social welfare.
Left-Leaning College State
“Amor, Logica, Fidei”
Highest Economic Output: 6,574th Largest Populations: 8,306th Largest Retail Industry: 8,460th
15.34 billion Laurelans. Museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and pith helmet sales.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Swords and Dragons!”
Most Average: 333rd
6.908 billion Montesilvanoans. Burgeoning dragon population.
SEASON ONE
Capitalist Paradise
“Officium perfeci”
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 1,435th Highest Disposable Incomes: 2,065th Most Efficient Economies: 2,669th
16.812 billion Grand Pacificans. Museums and concert halls, frequent executions, and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Mother Knows Best State
“Cuddles and Hugs”
Largest Black Market: 1,591st Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2,089th Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,235th
12.583 billion Mamen. Smutty television, public floggings, and avant-garde cinema.
SEASON ONE
Capitalist Paradise
“발해의 승리에 과 대한 세상의 악화”
Highest Crime Rates: 4,183rd Largest Agricultural Sector: 4,437th Most Pro-Market: 5,266th
8.42 billion Parhasques. Frequent executions, complete lack of prisons, and complete lack of public education.
SEASON ONE
Democratic Socialists
“Rule the Waves, Rule the World”
Most Secular: 4,784th Largest Mining Sector: 5,072nd Largest Black Market: 6,148th
9.722 billion Dmanians. Closed borders, frequent executions, and national health service.
SEASON ONE
Anarchy
“Official Recruiting Nation”
Most Politically Free: 1,071st Most Pro-Market: 1,128th Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,129th
7.501 billion Join Coloradoans. Complete lack of public education, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“발해의 승리에 과 대한 세상의 악화”
Most Average: 1,314th
6.783 billion Parhasques. Burgeoning Parhean Rhinoceros population.
SEASON ONE
Father Knows Best State
“The needs of one do not outweigh the needs of the many.”
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,912th Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,266th Most Advanced Defense Forces: 6,305th
5.322 billion Draloreans. Otherworldly petting zoo, keen interest in outer space, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Civil Rights Lovefest
“Freedom through Democracy ”
Most Inclusive: 1,795th Nicest Citizens: 1,808th Most Compassionate Citizens: 1,844th
4.795 billion Envorlandians. Infamous sell-swords, complete lack of prisons, and irreverence towards religion.
SEASON ONE
New York Times Democracy
“For our Emperor and our Golden Empire”
Most Inclusive: 4,516th Largest Information Technology Sector: 4,781st Most Scientifically Advanced: 4,865th
4.349 billion Golden Imperials. Daily referendums, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Iron Fist Consumerists
“Remember, no russian.”
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,179th Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,166th Most Advanced Defense Forces: 4,824th
3.847 billion Sectsy grills. Ubiquitous missile silos, ritual sacrifices, and compulsory military service.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Pride and Industry”
Most Average: 3,943rd Most Primitive: 16,660th
2.658 billion Amish Republicians. Burgeoning dove population.
SEASON ONE
Left-wing Utopia
“Best Farea is Farea Land”
Largest Welfare Programs: 627th Most Pacifist: 859th Most Compassionate Citizens: 872nd
2.602 billion fareans. Daily referendums, compulsory vegetarianism, and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
Father Knows Best State
“Oh hello there”
Lowest Crime Rates: 3,554th Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 4,069th Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,394th
2.256 billion Brasians. Zero percent divorce rate, prohibition of alcohol, and compulsory military service.
SEASON ONE
Free-Market Paradise
“Strength Through Freedom”
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 6,877th Largest Gambling Industry: 11,977th Largest Mining Sector: 12,914th
2.231 billion Iohannisians. Irreverence towards religion.

COMMON CARDS

Compulsory Consumerist State
“Peace only under Liberty”
Largest Publishing Industry: 14,515th
3.794 billion Kaitainians. Frequent executions, complete lack of prisons, and free-roaming dinosaurs.
SEASON ONE
New York Times Democracy
“발해의 승리에 과 대한 세상의 악화”
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3,243rd Largest Welfare Programs: 10,782nd Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 16,304th
7.869 billion Parhasques. Complete lack of prisons and absence of drug laws.
SEASON ONE
New York Times Democracy
“발해의 승리에 과 대한 세상의 악화”
Largest Gambling Industry: 13,925th Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 14,302nd Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 15,875th
7.665 billion Parhasques. Complete lack of prisons and absence of drug laws.
SEASON ONE
Anarchy
“Blackadder, Blackadder, he's going to rule the world!”
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 8,212th Most Pro-Market: 11,786th Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 15,650th
8.135 billion edmunds. Burgeoning baldrick population.
SEASON ONE
Corrupt Dictatorship
“Striving For Pugnacity”
9.912 billion Project Pugnacityians. Absence of drug laws, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Father Knows Best State
“Permissum Astrum Subleuco”
Largest Black Market: 8,947th Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 9,723rd
10.279 billion Cloroxeans. Absence of drug laws, punitive income tax rates, and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
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