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5.20 The Marsupial Illuminati's trades...

LEGENDARY CARDS

Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Grr. Arg.”
Admin
Largest Populations: 489th Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,556th Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,732nd
33.351 billion Testlandians. Museums and concert halls, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Anarchy
“Death to all fanatics!”
Game Mod
Largest Populations: 950th Highest Economic Output: 1,392nd Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,497th
31.484 billion Frisbeeterians. Smutty television, complete lack of prisons, and sprawling nuclear power plants.
SEASON ONE
Democratic Socialists
“May the Goddess bind our foes with Her chain, and destroy them with Her axe!”
Game Mod
Most Cheerful Citizens: 83rd Largest Populations: 135th Largest Publishing Industry: 177th
34.438 billion Arpeans. Unlimited-speed roads, ubiquitous missile silos, and irreverence towards religion.
SEASON ONE
Civil Rights Lovefest
“Vote early, vote often.”
Admin
Ballotonia was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 63
Most Efficient Economies: 9th Largest Populations: 29th Most Rebellious Youth: 124th
34.893 billion Ballons. Barren, inhospitable landscape, deadly medical pandemics, and unlimited-speed roads.
SEASON ONE
New York Times Democracy
“Dura Lex Sed Lex”
Editor
Sanctaria was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 126
Largest Welfare Programs: 2,779th Most Influential: 2,868th Most Rebellious Youth: 3,655th
17.824 billion Sanctarians. Museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and devotion to social welfare.
Father Knows Best State
“That which does not kill you only makes you stronger.”
Admin
Largest Populations: 547th Largest Mining Sector: 965th Highest Economic Output: 1,322nd
33.119 billion SalusaSeconders. Sprawling nuclear power plants, state-planned economy, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies.
SEASON ONE
Civil Rights Lovefest
“Libertate Unanimus”
Knootoss was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 255
Most Efficient Economies: 13th Smartest Citizens: 24th Largest Information Technology Sector: 42nd
33.408 billion Knootians. Museums and concert halls, sprawling nuclear power plants, and absence of drug laws.
SEASON ONE
Anarchy
“Home of Big Tex!”
NewTexas was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 131
Most Stationary: 1st Most Efficient Economies: 15th Most Influential: 34th
34.743 billion NewTexans. Deadly medical pandemics, public floggings, and frequent executions.
SEASON ONE
Left-wing Utopia
“We pawn n00bs”
Editor
Zwangzug was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 233
Most Rebellious Youth: 169th Most Compassionate Citizens: 300th Least Corrupt Governments: 301st
25.891 billion Zwangzugians. Ban on automobiles, complete lack of prisons, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Iron Fist Consumerists
“hello”
Crazy girl was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 49
Largest Populations: 190th Largest Black Market: 938th Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,043rd
34.231 billion Crazy girlians. Museums and concert halls, ubiquitous missile silos, and avant-garde cinema.
SEASON ONE
Benevolent Dictatorship
“Ask not for whom the bone bones; it bones for thee.”
Editor
Luna Amore was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 170
Most Cheerful Citizens: 12th Most Efficient Economies: 47th Most Cultured: 76th
33.692 billion Amorians. Rum-swilling pirates, infamous sell-swords, and sprawling nuclear power plants.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“We Are Many, Among So Very Few”
Automagfreek was Condemned by Security Council Resolution # 83
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 39th Most Efficient Economies: 52nd Largest Manufacturing Sector: 77th
34.212 billion Freeks. Barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and sprawling nuclear power plants.
SEASON ONE
New York Times Democracy
“Zhit' stalo luchshe, zhit' stalo veselej!”
Safest: 13th Lowest Crime Rates: 18th Smartest Citizens: 26th
25.397 billion Stoklomolvi. Anti-smoking policies, otherworldly petting zoo, and absence of drug laws.
SEASON ONE
Democratic Socialists
“Do the opposite”
Largest Populations: 1,051st Largest Welfare Programs: 1,552nd Most Pacifist: 1,622nd
31.086 billion Ardchoilleans. Complete lack of prisons, daily referendums, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies.
Civil Rights Lovefest
“Do we WHAT in the woods?”
Bears Armed was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 124
Most Cultured: 26th Most Efficient Economies: 81st Most Cheerful Citizens: 103rd
27.391 billion Bears. Museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and complete absence of social welfare.
New York Times Democracy
“Man i waithtir nin tiruva?”
Admin
Eluvatar was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 129
Most Efficient Economies: 91st Highest Economic Output: 2,053rd Most Influential: 2,400th
25.661 billion Eluvatarans. Compulsory military service, national health service, and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Civil Rights Lovefest
“...”
Largest Publishing Industry: 512th Most Cheerful Citizens: 1,186th Largest Populations: 2,460th
25.673 billion Minoans. Unlimited-speed roads, keen interest in outer space, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Liberal Democratic Socialists
“Freedom above all”
Safest: 18th Most Cheerful Citizens: 29th Nicest Citizens: 36th
28.61 billion Planetians. Rampant corporate plagiarism, ubiquitous missile silos, and daily referendums.
SEASON ONE
Compulsory Consumerist State
“The Paragon of Corporate Power and Style since 2002.”
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 3rd Highest Disposable Incomes: 4th Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 7th
34.858 billion Grendels. Barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and flagrant waste-dumping.
SEASON ONE
Democratic Socialists
“Join us or go to hell.”
Editor
Most Stationary: 2nd Largest Populations: 124th Best Weather: 209th
34.469 billion Pogarians. Daily referendums, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Democratic Socialists
“Bush sucks!”
Most Cultured: 4th Smartest Citizens: 5th Largest Governments: 11th
32.633 billion Goodnamesarerareans. Compulsory military service, strictly enforced bedtime, and irreverence towards religion.
SEASON ONE
Father Knows Best State
“Honor et Gloria Imperatori”
Highest Disposable Incomes: 86th Largest Manufacturing Sector: 86th Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 134th
25.468 billion Imperials. Barren, inhospitable landscape, national health service, and otherworldly petting zoo.
New York Times Democracy
“Amor sequitur cognitionem.”
Most Efficient Economies: 169th Largest Agricultural Sector: 495th Least Corrupt Governments: 737th
14.555 billion Auralians. Pith helmet sales, digital currency, and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Father Knows Best State
“ Motherland is Greater than Heaven”
Great Nepal was Condemned by Security Council Resolution # 24
Most Efficient Economies: 173rd Most Scientifically Advanced: 446th Highest Disposable Incomes: 465th
19.418 billion Nepalese. Smutty television, pith helmet sales, and vat-grown people.
SEASON ONE
New York Times Democracy
“Iesus via et veritas et vita est”
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 142nd Most Efficient Economies: 174th Most Devout: 186th
20.568 billion Christian Democrats. Barren, inhospitable landscape, unlimited-speed roads, and strictly enforced bedtime.
SEASON ONE
Civil Rights Lovefest
“A Magnifratre Protegere 「守於大兄」”
Most Developed: 97th Most Subsidized Industry: 102nd Most Cultured: 108th
16.821 billion Cives imperiales. Museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and free-roaming dinosaurs.
Democratic Socialists
“As long as there is light, we will shine”
Kandarin was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 2
Most Efficient Economies: 225th Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 280th Largest Populations: 392nd
33.627 billion Kandarinians. Museums and concert halls, hatred of cheese, and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
Capitalizt
“Terra Incognita”
Most Armed: 28th Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 32nd Highest Crime Rates: 48th
24.319 billion Whereisthatistanians. Ritual sacrifices, public floggings, and unlimited-speed roads.
SEASON ONE
Corporate Police State
“We don't want the world, we just want your half.”
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 5th Most Avoided: 8th Fattest Citizens: 12th
34.704 billion Complete Bastards. Strictly enforced bedtime, zero percent divorce rate, and spontaneously combusting cars.
SEASON ONE
Corporate Police State
“EVIL”
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 27th Highest Economic Output: 37th Highest Disposable Incomes: 38th
34.807 billion Lookatmes. Anti-smoking policies, frequent executions, and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
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