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21.49 The Oblong Collective's trades...
The Oblong Collective's Collection: “Favorites”
Contains 445 cards. Value...
EPIC CARDS
Iron Fist Consumerists
“Glory to the Sovereignty”
34.752 billion Rhinarans. Barren, inhospitable landscape, parental licensing program, and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Corporate Police State
“...and you thought I was bad...have fun with Trump”
23.765 billion George Dublyuh Bushians. Barren, inhospitable landscape, fear of technology, and frequent executions.
SEASON ONE
Capitalist Paradise
“Cocaine!”
13.795 billion Cocaineans. Complete lack of prisons, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
Democratic Socialists
“Keeper Of The Eleusinian Mysteries”
WA
14.956 billion Demeterians. Free-roaming dinosaurs, smutty television, and absence of drug laws.
SEASON ONE
Democratic Socialists
“Desert Living!”
14.621 billion Anza-Borrego Desert State Parkians. Ban on automobiles, frequent executions, and smutty television.
SEASON ONE
Capitalist Paradise
“A lion does not flinch at laughter coming from a hyena.”
WA
13.528 billion Iberians. Closed borders, frequent executions, and complete lack of prisons.
SEASON ONE
New York Times Democracy
“We are all one”
WA
18.035 billion Genkians. Museums and concert halls, absence of drug laws, and compulsory gun ownership.
SEASON ONE
Left-wing Utopia
“Take 4 red capsules. In 10 minutes, take 2 more.”
WA
13.102 billion THX1138sters. Daily referendums, rampant corporate plagiarism, and soft-spoken computers.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Happiness, Progress & Wealth.”
WA
12.692 billion Typics. Ritual sacrifices, keen interest in outer space, and irreverence towards religion.
SEASON ONE
Democratic Socialists
“We are proof that freedom and equality can coexist.”
11.135 billion Leviathans. Anti-smoking policies, state-planned economy, and irreverence towards religion.
SEASON ONE
Civil Rights Lovefest
“☆你好！这是随机文本翻译成中文。☆”
10.375 billion youkai. Ritual sacrifices, sprawling nuclear power plants, and free-roaming dinosaurs.
SEASON ONE
Civil Rights Lovefest
“One Toke Over The Line”
9.229 billion Potheads. Multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, irreverence towards religion, and restrictive gun laws.
SEASON ONE
Left-wing Utopia
“Ya can't undone whatcha done did”
WA
6.767 billion Kanlidians. Rum-swilling pirates, daily referendums, and free-roaming dinosaurs.
SEASON ONE
Capitalist Paradise
“Celino and Barnes, injury attorneys, 800-888-8888”
3.135 billion Celino and Barnesians. Closed borders, free-roaming dinosaurs, and spontaneously combusting cars.
SEASON ONE
Dung Beetles are best beetles, We clean the world
ULTRA-RARE CARDS
Compulsory Consumerist State
“Mushrooms Are Superior”
Delegate
18.338 billion Mushrooms. Deadly medical pandemics, free-roaming dinosaurs, and flagrant waste-dumping.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Bask in the chaos and seek proof of your existence.”
15.781 billion Valenverians. Museums and concert halls, complete lack of prisons, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies.
SEASON ONE
Anarchy
“United we stand, divided, we scamper about”
29.59 billion Scurriers. Museums and concert halls, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars.
SEASON ONE
Capitalizt
“Let a thousand nations bloom!”
16.587 billion people. Rum-swilling pirates, deadly medical pandemics, and absence of drug laws.
SEASON ONE
Democratic Socialists
“What?Im an evil doctor! I get to have a ray gun!”
32.829 billion Zeppers. Barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Left-wing Utopia
“Compassionate regard for all sentient beings”
WA
14.637 billion Jamochans. Multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, rampant corporate plagiarism, and stringent health and safety legislation.
SEASON ONE
Civil Rights Lovefest
“Bullsh!t Makes the Flowers Grow, and That's Beautiful.”
13.68 billion Strozniacs. Museums and concert halls, rampant corporate plagiarism, and absence of drug laws.
SEASON ONE
Father Knows Best State
“One night in Bangkok makes a hard man humble.”
30.922 billion One Night in Bangkokians. State-planned economy and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“IC † XC”
31.016 billion Prebondians. Compulsory military service.
SEASON ONE
