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LEGENDARY CARDS

Civil Rights Lovefest
“I have approximate knowledge of many things.”
Editor
Highest Crime Rates: 637th Most Armed: 919th Most Rebellious Youth: 963rd
14.786 billion Reapers. Flagrant waste-dumping, smutty television, and spontaneously combusting cars.
SEASON ONE
Democratic Socialists
“To thine own self, be true.”
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 20th Most Beautiful Environments: 53rd Best Weather: 60th
9.692 billion Spaceans. Museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and prohibition of alcohol.
SEASON ONE

EPIC CARDS

Left-wing Utopia
“Freedom and Justice”
Most Cheerful Citizens: 142nd Most Efficient Economies: 160th Highest Poor Incomes: 221st
25.946 billion New Rogernomicans. Keen interest in outer space, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Renovatio.”
Largest Governments: 387th Highest Average Tax Rates: 433rd Most Subsidized Industry: 448th
15.093 billion Tiltjuiceans. Strictly enforced bedtime, national health service, and sprawling nuclear power plants.
SEASON ONE
Corrupt Dictatorship
“Wanted: For crimes against the capitalist state.”
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 26th Most Advanced Public Transport: 33rd Largest Welfare Programs: 74th
17.486 billion North Koreans. State-planned economy, pith helmet sales, and hatred of cheese.
SEASON ONE
Capitalist Paradise
“If all else fails, give her the whip”
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 53rd Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 78th Fattest Citizens: 148th
28.349 billion Naughty Slave Girl Owners. Unlimited-speed roads, sprawling nuclear power plants, and enslaved workforce.
SEASON ONE
Compulsory Consumerist State
“Exporting Evil Since 2002”
Largest Insurance Industry: 202nd Highest Wealthy Incomes: 230th Highest Disposable Incomes: 246th
14.638 billion Elves. Smutty television, parental licensing program, and free-roaming dinosaurs.
SEASON ONE
New York Times Democracy
“Forever adjusting the scales of balance.”
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 130th Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 197th Largest Publishing Industry: 418th
17.994 billion Lordiethians. Sprawling nuclear power plants, national health service, and keen interest in outer space.
SEASON ONE
Father Knows Best State
“Quack Quack Quackity Quack ”
Highest Economic Output: 110th Largest Mining Sector: 145th Highest Disposable Incomes: 158th
33.256 billion Duckeeducks. Sprawling nuclear power plants, absence of drug laws, and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Anarchy
“The empire never ended.”
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 36th Most Armed: 48th Highest Crime Rates: 66th
23.305 billion Na-Khonsuans. Sprawling nuclear power plants, public floggings, and irreverence towards religion.
SEASON ONE
Democratic Socialists
“Can't win, Don't try”
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 72nd Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 108th Highest Poor Incomes: 136th
16.389 billion Big Bad Booans. Museums and concert halls, complete lack of prisons, and irreverence towards religion.
SEASON ONE
Civil Rights Lovefest
“ Founded 29 May 2004 ”
Highest Crime Rates: 4th Most Armed: 8th Most Rebellious Youth: 10th
31.729 billion Otters. Anti-smoking policies, unlimited-speed roads, and absence of drug laws.
Left-wing Utopia
“A journey of a thousand miles sometimes ends very badly”
Most Rebellious Youth: 174th Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 328th Largest Publishing Industry: 367th
22.283 billion Jeniacs. Museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and national health service.
SEASON ONE
Compulsory Consumerist State
“How stupid are the people of Iowa?”
Largest Gambling Industry: 177th Largest Soda Pop Sector: 193rd Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 197th
25.404 billion Fa Nienteans. Public floggings, free-roaming dinosaurs, and infamous sell-swords.
SEASON ONE
Corporate Police State
“Death to Humans!”
Largest Populations: 25th Largest Mining Sector: 50th Most Stationary: 58th
34.92 billion Lemmingcus Meenicusians. Anti-smoking policies, enslaved workforce, and strictly enforced bedtime.
SEASON ONE
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
“Set a pen to a dream, and the colour drains from it.”
Most Income Equality: 46th Most Beautiful Environments: 99th Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 112th
29.114 billion Sedelhians. Multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, rampant corporate plagiarism, and prohibition of alcohol.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Desert Living At It's Finest”
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 31st Most Advanced Public Transport: 85th Most Beautiful Environments: 98th
13.101 billion Borrego Springsians. Lack of airports, frequent executions, and hatred of cheese.
SEASON ONE
Democratic Socialists
“Desert Living!”
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 27th Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 96th Most Beautiful Environments: 101st
14.621 billion Anza-Borrego Desert State Parkians. Ban on automobiles, frequent executions, and smutty television.
SEASON ONE
Compulsory Consumerist State
“Produce. Sell. Buy. Repeat.”
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 221st Largest Insurance Industry: 350th Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 351st
19.642 billion Limburgians. Smutty television, digital currency, and keen interest in outer space.
SEASON ONE
Civil Rights Lovefest
“Do as you wish.”
Best Weather: 479th Most Beautiful Environments: 493rd Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 534th
11.171 billion Puerosians. Otherworldly petting zoo, smutty television, and irreverence towards religion.
SEASON ONE
Corrupt Dictatorship
“I'm The Coolest Thing There Ever Was.”
Highest Poor Incomes: 110th Largest Black Market: 123rd Largest Publishing Industry: 223rd
11.81 billion Goliaths. Compulsory military service, keen interest in outer space, and parental licensing program.
SEASON ONE
Democratic Socialists
“Vitae Meae Sunt Sepulcretum Perfectum Sepultarum Sperum”
Largest Welfare Programs: 665th Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 821st Highest Average Tax Rates: 882nd
13.227 billion Mundiferrorum. Complete lack of prisons, anti-smoking policies, and national health service.
SEASON ONE
Anarchy
“Running a country isn't monkey business.”
Rudest Citizens: 32nd Highest Crime Rates: 53rd Most Armed: 75th
5.182 billion Gorillas. Free-roaming dinosaurs, rampant corporate plagiarism, and unlimited-speed roads.
SEASON ONE
Anarchy
“Running a country isn't monkey business.”
Rudest Citizens: 33rdHighest Crime Rates: 42ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 50th
7.22b2,361t
SEASON TWO
Left-wing Utopia
“Perfection through logic”
Most Developed: 286th Most Compassionate Citizens: 322nd Most Beautiful Environments: 338th
4.234 billion Xposferans. Rum-swilling pirates, national health service, and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE

ULTRA-RARE CARDS

Liberal Democratic Socialists
“Ni ekhomighas, kaj ni aliighos”
Most Beautiful Environments: 998th Highest Average Tax Rates: 1,047th Least Corrupt Governments: 1,061st
21.913 billion Esperantujoduanoj. Museums and concert halls, irreverence towards religion, and restrictive gun laws.
SEASON ONE
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
“Ni ekhomighas, kaj ni aliighos”
Most Beautiful Environments: 1,031stHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,077thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,206th
24.0b1,382t
SEASON TWO
Father Knows Best State
“Friendship And Sheep Chocolate”
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 229th Most Advanced Public Education: 384th Largest Black Market: 718th
28.838 billion Sheep. Ban on automobiles, rampant corporate plagiarism, and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
Compulsory Consumerist State
“No, Mr. Bond....I expect you to die.”
Most Stationary: 1,759th Largest Black Market: 1,792nd Highest Wealthy Incomes: 1,844th
15.673 billion Goldfingerers. Barren, inhospitable landscape, ubiquitous missile silos, and enslaved workforce.
Left-Leaning College State
“How fortunate the man with none”
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 286th Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 467th Most Rebellious Youth: 532nd
26.498 billion Sleepyheadcats. Ubiquitous missile silos, unlimited-speed roads, and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
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