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Left-wing Utopia
“We pawn n00bs”
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Zwangzug was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 233
Most Rebellious Youth: 169th Most Compassionate Citizens: 300th Least Corrupt Governments: 301st
25.891 billion Zwangzugians. Ban on automobiles, complete lack of prisons, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Compulsory Consumerist State
“If God is for us, who can be against us?”
Most Efficient Economies: 39th Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 188th Largest Mining Sector: 219th
23.762 billion Transnapastaini. Unlimited-speed roads, anti-smoking policies, and complete absence of social welfare.
New York Times Democracy
“Zhit' stalo luchshe, zhit' stalo veselej!”
Safest: 13th Lowest Crime Rates: 18th Smartest Citizens: 26th
25.397 billion Stoklomolvi. Anti-smoking policies, otherworldly petting zoo, and absence of drug laws.
SEASON ONE
Benevolent Dictatorship
“Have It My Way”
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 28th Largest Populations: 47th Highest Wealthy Incomes: 71st
34.808 billion PurDunamisians. Museums and concert halls, compulsory military service, and spontaneously combusting cars.
SEASON ONE
Civil Rights Lovefest
“A Magnifratre Protegere 「守於大兄」”
Most Developed: 97th Most Subsidized Industry: 102nd Most Cultured: 108th
16.821 billion Cives imperiales. Museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and free-roaming dinosaurs.
Corporate Police State
“We don't want the world, we just want your half.”
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 5th Most Avoided: 8th Fattest Citizens: 12th
34.704 billion Complete Bastards. Strictly enforced bedtime, zero percent divorce rate, and spontaneously combusting cars.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“For all whom miss 1908.”
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 49th Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 72nd Largest Agricultural Sector: 96th
32.231 billion Markreichians. Ritual sacrifices, keen interest in outer space, and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Anarchy
“Artuanoj Iras La Domo”
Highest Crime Rates: 22nd Most Armed: 22nd Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 25th
32.084 billion Artoonians. Free-roaming dinosaurs, keen interest in outer space, and smutty television.
Capitalizt
“He who allows oppression shares the crime.”
Topid was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 98
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 225th Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 307th Largest Soda Pop Sector: 310th
21.198 billion Topes. Unlimited-speed roads, ubiquitous missile silos, and aversion to nipples.
SEASON ONE
Corporate Police State
“I'm here to kick ass and chew bubblegum”
Largest Black Market: 34th Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 37th Largest Insurance Industry: 52nd
28.57 billion New Owninglandians. Compulsory military service, keen interest in outer space, and suspicion of poets.
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Quid Faceret Caesar?”
Safest: 20th Most Developed: 42nd Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 58th
32.804 billion Talismanians. Frequent executions, pith helmet sales, and punitive income tax rates.
Corporate Police State
“Scandinavia the everlasting”
Most Avoided: 9th Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 11th Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 11th
34.768 billion Muspellsons. Deadly medical pandemics, unlimited-speed roads, and infamous sell-swords.
SEASON ONE
New York Times Democracy
“Whatever!!”
Largest Agricultural Sector: 6th Largest Publishing Industry: 58th Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 123rd
29.94 billion Arkaynians. Ubiquitous missile silos, national health service, and smutty television.
SEASON ONE
New York Times Democracy
“I am Legion, We are One”
Most Scientifically Advanced: 7th Smartest Citizens: 27th Highest Economic Output: 89th
31.122 billion Godulans. State-planned economy, strictly enforced bedtime, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Psychotic Dictatorship
“Take upon ye thy Lands, and Eat of its Fruits”
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 5th Most Primitive: 12th Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 16th
11.714 billion Merconites. Lack of airports, ritual sacrifices, and absence of drug laws.

EPIC CARDS

Anarchy
“Minė arnanorė nu minė iluvala Elentįri.”
Most Efficient Economies: 61st Largest Populations: 97th Highest Economic Output: 203rd
34.599 billion Menelmacari. Public floggings, frequent executions, and ubiquitous missile silos.
SEASON ONE
Anarchy
“Minė arnanorė nu minė iluvala Elentįri.”
Most Efficient Economies: 61st Largest Populations: 97th Highest Economic Output: 203rd
34.599 billion Menelmacari. Public floggings, frequent executions, and ubiquitous missile silos.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Even After the Darkest of Nights, Morning always comes.”
Most Efficient Economies: 104th Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 271st Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 286th
16.874 billion Pennsylvanian's. Frequent executions, public floggings, and avant-garde cinema.
SEASON ONE
Democratic Socialists
“Justice. Propriety. Benefit.”
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 186th Healthiest Citizens: 293rd Most Pacifist: 294th
29.094 billion Iffies. Vat-grown people, national health service, and punitive income tax rates.
Psychotic Dictatorship
“Бог с нами.”
Largest Black Market: 10th Most Advanced Defense Forces: 12th Most Subsidized Industry: 81st
14.297 billion Russians. Compulsory military service, keen interest in outer space, and parental licensing program.
Democratic Socialists
“Founded 3rd January 2003”
Most Stationary: 6th Largest Populations: 51st Largest Governments: 69th
34.796 billion Stellare. Anti-smoking policies, sprawling nuclear power plants, and daily referendums.
Father Knows Best State
“Long live the Empire!”
Largest Information Technology Sector: 218th Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 485th Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 505th
22.485 billion Xemnariusians. Unlimited-speed roads, ubiquitous missile silos, and suspicion of poets.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Under one, for all”
Most Efficient Economies: 619th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 674th Largest Governments: 713th
14.467 billion Bastards. Multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Psychotic Dictatorship
“Signed, Robert C. Byrd, President Pro Tempore”
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 81st Most Advanced Public Transport: 100th Largest Black Market: 139th
24.069 billion Senators. Closed borders, public floggings, and disturbing lack of elderly people.
SEASON ONE
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
“Let justice be done though the heavens fall”
Largest Publishing Industry: 44th Largest Cheese Export Sector: 257th Smartest Citizens: 265th
27.438 billion Jacobites. Daily referendums, avant-garde cinema, and keen interest in outer space.
SEASON ONE
Liberal Democratic Socialists
“Peace, Prosperity, Equality”
Most Cheerful Citizens: 36th Most Cultured: 40th Nicest Citizens: 49th
17.572 billion Xerrexians. Museums and concert halls, parental licensing program, and complete lack of prisons.
SEASON ONE
Compulsory Consumerist State
“Ad Victoriam”
Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 124th Largest Retail Industry: 125th Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 254th
16.179 billion Titans. Unlimited-speed roads, avowedly heterosexual populace, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies.
SEASON ONE
Corrupt Dictatorship
“The Nation, The Myth, The Legend”
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 152nd Largest Welfare Programs: 245th Safest: 280th
28.069 billion Cheese Landians. Multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Corrupt Dictatorship
“The Nation, The Myth, The Legend”
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 152nd Largest Welfare Programs: 245th Safest: 280th
28.069 billion Cheese Landians. Multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Corrupt Dictatorship
“The Nation, The Myth, The Legend”
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 152nd Largest Welfare Programs: 245th Safest: 280th
28.069 billion Cheese Landians. Multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
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