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LEGENDARY CARDS

Democratic Socialists
“Defend the Revolution! Endorse East Durthang!”
Smartest Citizens: 1st Most Cultured: 3rd Lowest Crime Rates: 8th
32.885 billion Aleisyrians. Otherworldly petting zoo, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Compulsory Consumerist State
“You may all stop clapping at the ringing of the bell.”
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 6th Highest Disposable Incomes: 19th Highest Economic Output: 23rd
34.742 billion Myrthians. Free-roaming dinosaurs, keen interest in outer space, and spontaneously combusting cars.
SEASON ONE
Iron Fist Consumerists
“Obedience is Man's Greatest Strength”
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 263rd Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 350th Most Devout: 426th
7.437 billion Free Joyers. Barren, inhospitable landscape, flagrant waste-dumping, and avant-garde cinema.
SEASON ONE

EPIC CARDS

Left-Leaning College State
“What the hell do you mean we're out of missiles?!”
Highest Disposable Incomes: 420th Highest Economic Output: 467th Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 473rd
24.507 billion Tehverites. Daily referendums, complete lack of prisons, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies.
SEASON ONE
Civil Rights Lovefest
“Fight to the death!”
Most Corrupt Governments: 4th Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 14th Largest Mining Sector: 18th
22.836 billion Teufelvolkians. Deadly medical pandemics, compulsory military service, and fear of technology.
SEASON ONE
Compulsory Consumerist State
“Si Áa bouge pas,bouffe-le!”
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 46th Largest Soda Pop Sector: 51st Largest Gambling Industry: 85th
17.765 billion ventripotents. Deadly medical pandemics, smutty television, and suspicion of poets.
SEASON ONE
Iron Fist Consumerists
“Obey or die”
Most Corrupt Governments: 10th Largest Mining Sector: 15th Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 17th
23.816 billion Overdosed crackheadsians. Deadly medical pandemics, fear of technology, and irreverence towards religion.
SEASON ONE
Corporate Police State
“Ut - Ordinis - Fear - Prospera - Unitas”
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 294th Largest Insurance Industry: 464th Largest Black Market: 582nd
15.417 billion Utopicans. Otherworldly petting zoo, smutty television, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies.
SEASON ONE
Liberal Democratic Socialists
“E pluribus unum”
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 24th Most Compassionate Citizens: 33rd Largest Publishing Industry: 37th
17.405 billion Winktonians. Sprawling nuclear power plants, otherworldly petting zoo, and infamous sell-swords.
SEASON ONE
Civil Rights Lovefest
“Illegitimi non carborundum”
Smartest Citizens: 69th Most Cultured: 131st Most Rebellious Youth: 133rd
13.43 billion This was probably a bad ideans. Smutty television, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and absence of drug laws.
SEASON ONE
Father Knows Best State
“Defend the Revolution! Defend the Pacific!”
Safest: 166th Highest Economic Output: 183rd Lowest Crime Rates: 274th
32.586 billion Chindari. Barren, inhospitable landscape, ubiquitous missile silos, and triple-decker prams.
SEASON ONE
Capitalist Paradise
“Hello”
Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 211th Highest Economic Output: 281st Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 315th
30.334 billion CivCorpians. Deadly medical pandemics, unlimited-speed roads, and smutty television.
SEASON ONE
Civil Rights Lovefest
“What are you doing here?”
Healthiest Citizens: 109th Best Weather: 125th Most Compassionate Citizens: 149th
15.522 billion Jaksmouthians. Keen interest in outer space, national health service, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Iron Fist Consumerists
“Praise to Dr.Sigmundus”
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 106th Largest Mining Sector: 110th Largest Black Market: 141st
16.65 billion Newer Gehennans. Aversion to nipples, frequent executions, and free-roaming dinosaurs.
SEASON ONE
Civil Rights Lovefest
“Do not Feed the Moon Dolphins”
Most Cheerful Citizens: 631st Largest Welfare Programs: 692nd Least Corrupt Governments: 1,101st
29.587 billion Wateranans. Complete lack of prisons, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws.
SEASON ONE
Corrupt Dictatorship
“Senatus Populusque Pacificus”
Highest Poor Incomes: 426th Most Corrupt Governments: 752nd Lowest Crime Rates: 776th
11.315 billion Pacificans. Zero percent divorce rate, aversion to nipples, and ubiquitous missile silos.
SEASON ONE
Civil Rights Lovefest
“Death comes for all of us”
Most Developed: 382nd Healthiest Citizens: 430th Longest Average Lifespans: 474th
11.024 billion Korhal Iians. Keen interest in outer space, rampant corporate plagiarism, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Iron Fist Consumerists
“Dale before all. Eliminate the non-believers.”
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 29th Most Corrupt Governments: 37th Largest Manufacturing Sector: 64th
11.011 billion Flanderlionians. Ubiquitous missile silos, flagrant waste-dumping, and suspicion of poets.
SEASON ONE
Anarchy
“Ave, ErvarŽa, nostra vera Patria!”
Highest Crime Rates: 74th Most Armed: 79th Largest Soda Pop Sector: 186th
10.599 billion ErvarŽans. Deadly medical pandemics, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Left-wing Utopia
“Potentia Populi”
Healthiest Citizens: 506th Most Inclusive: 541st Most Developed: 620th
9.457 billion Malygians. Sprawling nuclear power plants, daily referendums, and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
Left-wing Utopia
“We're the nation of reptiles!”
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 256th Most Developed: 266th Healthiest Citizens: 312th
8.629 billion Repitilysians. Keen interest in outer space, ubiquitous missile silos, and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
Liberal Democratic Socialists
“Pacem et cuncta evenient prospera .”
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 123rd Most Advanced Public Transport: 131st Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 140th
7.161 billion Shingans. Enslaved workforce, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and irreverence towards religion.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Anekh Brak Cthulhu ”
Largest Gambling Industry: 7th Most Subsidized Industry: 28th Most Devout: 33rd
6.858 billion Dunwich Dominionites. Ritual sacrifices, state-planned economy, and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
Liberal Democratic Socialists
“One for all and all for Kia!”
Most Developed: 40th Best Weather: 47th Longest Average Lifespans: 59th
6.746 billion Kiavilleans. Infamous sell-swords, smutty television, and state-planned economy.
SEASON ONE

ULTRA-RARE CARDS

Corrupt Dictatorship
“Blood is good, our will is of steel.”
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 242nd Largest Black Market: 271st Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 374th
17.78 billion Bloodlings. Frequent executions, state-planned economy, and restrictive gun laws.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Of the Law, By the Law, For the Law”
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 258th Largest Manufacturing Sector: 351st Most Devout: 412th
26.982 billion Lawful Denizens. Multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, strictly enforced bedtime, and suspicion of poets.
SEASON ONE
Father Knows Best State
“Operating over ten years with the same motto! ...Wait -”
Largest Black Market: 156th Highest Economic Output: 350th Most Stationary: 442nd
33.263 billion Morganites. Barren, inhospitable landscape, ubiquitous missile silos, and anti-smoking policies.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“It is better to be feared than loved”
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 844th Largest Populations: 968th Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1,039th
31.395 billion Krulltopians. Anti-smoking policies, sprawling nuclear power plants, and complete lack of prisons.
SEASON ONE
Iron Fist Consumerists
“Ad idem”
Largest Black Market: 159th Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 225th Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 450th
17.047 billion Pleasures Islandians. Compulsory military service, ban on automobiles, and absence of drug laws.
SEASON ONE
Civil Rights Lovefest
“Be sensible with the nonsense.”
Most Rebellious Youth: 76th Largest Publishing Industry: 91st Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 241st
13.936 billion Impoverishedians. Keen interest in outer space, anti-smoking policies, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
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