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The Fifth Conflict of the Eetradorian Civil War – The Battle for Signum Crucis, Part 2

In the year of our God Emperor 2018 on the 18th of May, Alexander VII spearheaded Signum Crucis's last stand against Vecna himself.

As Project Whisper descended upon the Civitas Dei, Vecna made a fatal miscalculation: though Project Whisper was a truly terrifying war machine and he had just struck down Project Gabriel, it could not stand up against both Project Gabriel and the wrath of Signum Crucis's defense forces focused within the Civitas Dei, bolstered by weapons received from an unknown ally. The battle was long and terrible, but in the end Alexander VII used Project Gabriel to strike down Project Whisper. It is said that as the arrogant false god Vecna lay defeated in the ruins of Project Whisper, Alexander VII mercilessly annihilated his foe with a massive column of light emitted by Project Gabriel. With Vecna defeated, the tide of war seemed to have turned against Vecna and the EEUC.

Then disaster struck. As a last ditch effort to annihilate his enemies, Vecna apparently had arranged for the entirety of his nuclear arsenal to be launched at random targets across all of Eetrador in the event of his demise. At the same time, the mad ruler of the EEUC, Lich King Falkor Havarti Vinolo, The Eternal Supreme Archgouda, simultaneously unleashed the entirety of the EEUC's nuclear arsenal against random targets across Eetrador. To further add to this catastrophe, either Vecna or the EEUC regained control of Project Utopia via unknown means and fired the weapon across Eetrador. This event has been declared the Great Calamity of Eetrador, as the vast majority of its populace was annihilated in the ensuing destruction.


The Great Calamity of Eetrador, which destroyed many of its nations.

Not only were many nations annihilated by this catastrophe, both Vecna and the EEUC were seemingly destroyed in the process. The war seemed over at this point as the now devastated Eetrador settled into an uneasy peace. Just Chilling rejoiced as they survived the war by the grace of their mighty God Emperor, believing the war was won. But this peace was not to last.

In the year of our God Emperor 2018 on the 24th of July, both the Occluded Empire of Vecna and the Empire of the Empire of Utopian Cheese were revealed to have survived. Even worse, both of their leaders were revealed to have been somehow resurrected by utilizing ancient, profane magic. Eetrador is in ruins, and now Vecna and the EEUC's combined defense forces dwarf the remaining defense forces of Eetrador combined.

This war is far from over.

Just chilling

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