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by Greater jewland. . 20 reads.

!!!WOW!!! 5 MOER AMAZING FACTS !!! CLICK TO FIDN OUT !!!WOW!!!

1. Invasion of Perisa?!

Here in Greater Jewland, we hate Persians. They are awful, and corrupt our society. We frequently sacrifice Persians in the name of cultural purity and to end illegal political parties such as New Hezbollah and Hamas and Fatah. I guess you could say we would get along well with Alexander the Great!

2. We Conquered The World?!

Greater Jewland is a gret plas fir tourismists. Our infrastructure is amazing, and you will be enthralled by our amazing landmarks such as Victory Square, which celebrates our victory in the 1947 and 1967 6 Days War. There is also a corn maze in the outskirts of Tel Aviv that symbolizes the path our ancestors took to return to our land. I guess you could Greater Jewland is pretty a-MAZE-ing!

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"

3. WE LANDED ON THE MOON!!!!!

Non-kosher food is banned in Greater Jewland. Bazinga!

4. The Leader is Ded

Sometimes it snows in the northern areas of Greater Jewland, despite the country being in a desert. Yeet yeet dabarooni!

5. Ich Bin Ein Berliner

A 5x10 portrait of Moses is required in every room of every school. Private or not. Dab!

This article was written by the Greater Jewland Board of Tourism

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