And guys, I want you to know that THESE ARE MY JOKES!! I CAME UP WITH THEM so please DO NOT STEAL THEM! Thanks! And now...
Now the biggest joke of them all: The fact that I spent so much time coming up with these and putting them here! And my life! Yaaaay.
Please upvote if this made you smile! Or if you just want to, it makes me feel popular. Iím so sorry, I know these are terrible, but thatís the joke, I guess. It took me a long time to come up with all of these, and even longer to find most of these quotes (I think some of them donít even work now) but enough whining about how Ďhardí I worked!
Well, IíM gonna leave this Dispatch here...If you LIKED it, PUNCH that upvote button IN the face, LIKE AN INFINIPEDE! And I will SEE ALL YOU DUDES...IN THE NEXT DISPATCH!
Thank you all so much for reading, I really appreciate it. Bye.
Update: Thank you guys SO MUCH for nearly TWO HUNDRED READS in just FOUR DAYS! Thatís just pure insanity!
Is this the point where I suddenly get better at writing Dispatches? Or is it a one-off? Will this Dispatch become one for the NS history books? Find out next on...Harmless Shenanigans!
(Thatís a TNTMan93 reference, btw.)
I love you guys.
Wow, guys; your support is truly amazing. I have nearly 250 reads in just four days and this Dispatch is second on the list for New Dispatches. This is really a dream come true, and I hope I can start writing more good stuff for all of you to read. Thanks AGAIN, have a good day on NS! Or whatever other thing...
+350 reads and 60 upvotes. Amazing. Thanks a lot!
Mid-July 2019: Just looking back at this and re-reading my astonishment at its instant popularity really makes me proud. Iím very, very happy with what I accomplished here and I remember gaping my mouth open when I woke up to see that my batch of lousy jokes had blown up. Iím eternally grateful that this happened. Unfortunately, it seems like it was a one-off after all unless I put in lots of effort into some other Dispatch, which I havenít been doing at all lately. I might put in some more content on or before the one-year anniversary of the Dispatchís first release, although I feel like the Unlikely Event thing kind of ruined the whole vibe. I donít think Iíll take it out though, maybe just hide it or something. Whether this happens or not or whatever whenever wherever whoever howeveróeverólol sorryóIím still glad stuff DID happen. Iím not sure what else to say besides I love you guys (lol I sound like some huge YouTuber or something oof my ego haha) and this time homo all the way! Woo. Mwah. Byeeee!
December 2019: Just want to thank every reader again!
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