Order of the Dark Eyes [Laws & Rules]

There are three main laws that all Oracle worshippers must abide by.
These laws are:

- Never hesitate to help someone else to become enlightened, for you must spread this idea
- Worship the chosen vessel with love and respect.
- On the day of the Oracle's birth, there is no such thing as sleep. You must be awake from the very moment it is 12 am till 24 hours later.

Rules of the Dark Eyes

1. To get a life, don't just take one. Just head to the nearest ascension centre and try Ascension™.
2. Feeling lost? Go stare out into the distance, quietly screaming as you are transported into the void temporarily.
3. Forget everything about time. What's that? Time isn't real. What is time anyways? Is it that leaf thingy?
4. Saw something you shouldn't? Have a drink. A toast, to forget!
5. Those who refuse to be... enlightened... will have their eyes carved out with a rusty spoon and fed to the Oracle.
6. We meet on Sunday Afternoons at... you should know where... for tea, coffee, cakes and other sweets. It's compulsory and don't be late.
7. Emotions are trash. Existence is suffering. Get rid of your troubles using Ascension™.
8. Want to do something with your life? Good, hope it works out.
9. Everyone should be treated as family, except dangerous criminals because they deserve to be shunned to our... friendly underground neighbours!
10. Don't litter, anywhere, seriously. We will find you, we know what you have done. 'what' is gonna get ya.
11. Care for the Environment, hug trees, don't pick the flowers, water everything. Don't even think of driving. Kill ALL mosquitoes, or let them freeze.

This... Turned out... OKAY~!
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