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Things About Gameplay | New Musical "Into the Forums" Premieres Pt. 3

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New Musical “Into the Forums” Premieres Pt. 3

A semi-satirical take on this year's crazy December as a classic musical number.

By Ulysses Navasse


Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3

Read/singalong with this Linklyrical version of "Prologue" from Into the Woods!

[MILO, spoken]
Yeah, but why do we have to go to the next website?

[FEUX, spoken]
Because, everyone in this website
Knows that you will be given a DoS in days

[MILO, spoken]
That's boring!

[FEUX, spoken]
We're worthless, MILO!
Don't you understand that?
Now, you're not to accept more than five days for it
Are you listening to me?

[MILO, spoken]
Yes

[FEUX, spoken]
How much are you to think?

[MILO, spoken]
No less than five days

[FEUX, spoken]
More than five!

[MILO, spoken]
Than five!

[FEUX]
Into the forums
The time is now
You have to leave
I don't care how
Into the forums to leave RP
You must begin the posting!
Straight to the forums
And don't delay
We have to face
The gameplayers
Into the forums to posting's end

[MILO]
Into the forums to leave a friend

[WITCH, spoken]
You wish to have
The curse reversed?
I'll need a certain
Potion first
Go to the forums and bring me back
One: the peace of Pacific
Two: the real Vacatio
Three: the plans of every last Rahl
Four: the end of the fishmongers
Bring me these
Before the chime
Of midnight
In three week's time
Tis' then redemption could be here
Which comes but once each hundred years
Just bring them and
I guarantee
A treatise as perfect
As treaties can be
Go to the forum!

[SOULSMOTHER, spoken]
Ladies
Our update waits

[EASTDURTHELLA, spoken]
Now may I go get the Pacific?

[SOULSMOTHER]
The Pacific?
(sung)
Darling, those plans!
Darling, those posts!
Endos are one thing but
Darling, with those
You'd make us the fools of the Pacific
And scare off Max Barry!

[EASTDURTHELLA, spoken]
The Pacific transitions for three weeks
Surely, you could let me be there for one of them

[SOULSMOTHER, spoken]
Barry is trying to find regions a LEADER!
Not a scullery maid!
We must be gone!
Go!

[EASTDURTHELLA]
I wish

[QUEEN YUNO, spoken]
Spies?
These must be the witch's spies!
We'll take them with us

[LANAV, spoken]
We?

[QUEEN YUNO, spoken]
Yes!

[LANAV, spoken]
We?
You're not coming
It's not safe out there

[QUEEN YUNO, spoken]
I can help you!

[LANAV, spoken]
No!
I can do this on my own
(sung)
The spell is on myself
Only I can lift the spell
The spell is on myself

[QUEEN YUNO]
No, no, the spell is on ourselves
We must lift the spell together
The spell is on ourselves!

[LANAV, spoken]
Now tell me what am I to return with?

[QUEEN YUNO, spoken]
Ugh, You don't remember?
(sung)
The peace of Pacific
The real Vacatio
The plans of every last Rahl
The end of the fishmongers

[LANAV]
The peace of Pacific
The real Vacatio
The plans of every last Rahl
The end of the fishmongers

[EASTDURTHELLA]
I still wish to go get the Pacific
But how am I ever to go get the Pacific?

[LANAV]
The peace of Pacific
The real Vacatio
The plans of every last Rahl

[EASTDURTHELLA]
I know!
I'll visit Aleisyr's house
The door at the willow tree
And tell him I just want to
Go to the Max's Pacific

[LANAV]
The end of the fishmongers
The peace, the real
The end of the fishmongers

[QUEEN YUNO]
The plans!

[EASTDURTHELLA & LANAV]
Into the forums
It's time to go
It may be all
In vain, you/I know
Into the forums-
But even so
I have to read the posting

[EASTDURTHELLA, LANAV & QUEEN YUNO]
Into the forums
The path is straight
You know it well
But who can tell

[LANAV & QUEEN YUNO]
Into the forums to lift the spell

[EASTDURTHELLA]
Into the forums to visit Aleisyr

[FEUX]
Into the forums to leave RP!

[MILO]
To get out of here!

[EASTDURTHELLA]
To go get the Pacific!

[SECRETIVE ANDERITE]
Into the forums to burn all the peace!

[ALL]
The way is clear
My plan is good
I have no fear
Nor no one should
The forums are just posts
The posts are just forums
No need to be afraid there

[LANAV]
There's something in the thread there

[ALL]
Into the forums
Without delay
But careful not
To lose the way
Into the forums
Who knows what may
Be lurking in the posting?
Into the forums
To get the thing
That makes it worth
The planninging
Into the forums

[SOULSMOTHER & STEPSISTERS]
To see Barry

[MILO & FEUX]
To leave Azhu

[LANAV & QUEEN YUNO]
To make the potion

[ALL]
To see
To leave
To get
To help
To make
To lift
To go get the Pacific!
Into the forums!
Into the forums!
Into the forums
Then out of the forums
And chat in Discord!


OOC: Special thanks to McMannia for helping me clarify DEN history.

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