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Adm. Sneefee and Her Fiancé Executed in The Canadian Empire

July 7, 2019 - 7:25pm WLST / 9:25pm SWST
TORONTO, CANADIAN EMPIRE – Adm. Sneefee and her fiancé were executed in the Canadian Execution Area in Toronto. They were sentenced to death after a court trial proving that Adm. Sneefee was allegedly "starting a genocide of eroticism, and putting no power over people in her country of leadership".

The trial was shown live on Sneelandic TV. The announcement of the glorious couple's deaths were announced on TV at 2:30pm, EST.

"It is confirmed that Adm. Sneefee and her fiancé are officially... Dead," said the announcer.

The victorious celebration of the New Remnant Revolt has sparked lots of people all around the world.

Adm. Sneefee Escapes Sneeland with Her Fiancé

July 3, 2019 - 9:15pm WLST / 11:15pm SWST
QUEBEC CITY, SNEELAND – Adm. Sneefee and her fiancé escaped Sneeland by car at 4:30pm EST, after realizing that the revolt against her had happened in Sneeland.

The route of their escape would be in the Canadian Empire.

The RWBY Revolutionary Party are currently on the chase in collaboration with the Canadian Army. They will find the route Adm. Sneefee and her fiancé went, so that they can capture and execute them.

Anti-Sneefist Sneelanders are supporting the cause led by the RRP and the Canadian Army.

North Rizalia Wins World Cup

July 2, 2019 - 11:30pm WLST / 1:30pm SWST
TAMPERE, DROG – North Rizalia has finally won the World Cup after beating the American Republic with 3 points over 1.

North Rizalian president Manuel dela Cruz visits the NR Football Club for a big celebration as a sign of their victory. "A nation, big and strong, does not lose the fight. We will try to keep up with the NRFC and push through the limits of success," says Manuel.

W1LLAN1AN President and IWU Chairman W1LL1AM823 celebrated together with the North Rizalians living in W1LLAN1A via Skype, since he is currently in Sneeland with the RWBY Revolutionary Party.

"I am proud of my birth country," said W1LL. "Now we have the cup, we, as North Rizalians, will celebrate this big day."

King of UNS Proposes New Regions for W1LLAN1A

June 26, 2019 - 3:30pm WLST / 5:30pm SWST
STOCKHOLM, UNS – The King of UNS Jack I announced his proposal of W1LLAN1A's new rearranged regions named Blómasland, Úlfurland, and Tunglland yesterday, in replacement of the East and West W1LLAN1A Regions.

"I probably think that the new regions will go through starting July 1, 2019," said King Jack I.

In response to this proposal, W1LLAN1AN president W1LL1AM823 says that the proposed regions are "not too obvious", because of the names.

"When I founded both EWR and WWR, their names sounded too obvious," said W1LL. "I agree with King Jack's proposal in rearranging regions. Their names sounded much better, as to describe W1LLAN1A's distinctive features."

Take a Look at Some of the World Leaders Who Bought Tickets for the World Cup

June 2, 2019 - 9:45am WLST / 11:45am SWST
TAMPERE, DROG – The World Cup is almost ready and all 100,000 tickets for the World Cup were sold out. There are some world leaders who bought tickets for the World Cup. Let's find out who.

The first world leader to buy tickets for the World Cup is W1LLAN1A's President and EWR Regional Chairman and IWU Chairman W1LL1AM823. He said that the president of OG Dmitry Zhanova invited him to watch the World Cup in the Tampere Stadium. He will be watching it from June 10, 2019 to June 15, 2019. He will come back when W1LLAN1A is in the match.

King Jack I bought 3 tickets for himself and his sisters, Princess Meja and Princess Tuva. They will watch from June 10 to the end of the World Cup.

Former president of the Federal Republic of Romania and Moldova Pavel Roșu bought tickets for his family, and will watch from June 12 to June 25.

Thomas5896 of Tommarania bought one ticket, and will watch the World Cup on June 27.

President Horace Cox of the American Republic bought some for his family. They will watch when the American Republic takes the fight.

W1LL1AM823: "I am not wrong."

May 26, 2019 - 9:20pm WLST / 11:20pm SWST
SIGLUFJÖRÐUR, W1LLAN1A – W1LLAN1AN President, EWR Regional Chairman, and IWU Chairman W1LL1AM823 discussed about some of the plans with the 2019 Revolution that will happen in Sneeland in June. He was planning to start a new apolitical ideology called RWBYism, which involves following the legends of RWBY.

"I watched some of the RWBY cartoons in my phone last night before I went to bed," said W1LL1AM823. "After watching them, I reflected that RWBYism could help defeat enemies in our lives. So I was thinking: will we apply RWBYism for our revolution?"

W1LL explains that Sneeland will become New Vale after the 2019 Revolution, as applied with RWBYism and FIFAism.

"Look, I am not wrong. If Admiral Sneefee tells me to stop messing with her stupid dictatorship state, I don't give a damn. I would continue this revolution."

"If I was put in trial, I would rather say: 'Admiral Sneefee makes really erotic artworks. You see, she made those kinds of artworks out of the ZFZ Mascots, RWBY, and also, she made NSFW artworks out of me! Think about children in Sneeland. Would you ever dare teach them that? That's plain crap!'"

"W1LLAN1A" Wiki Page Vandalized

May 20, 2019 - 3:30pm WLST / 5:30pm SWST
AKUREYRI, W1LLAN1A – The "W1LLAN1A" wiki page from the IWU Encyclopedia was vandalized by an unknown FANDOM user 12 hours ago. W1LLAN1AN President, EWR Regional Chairman, and IWU Chairman W1LL1AM823 was replaced with a fictional person named "W1ll10m", and false history was added. The false history reads:

"After the 1985 massacre our great leader W1LL1AM823 has passed away after the bombing of the Akureyri by the revolutionaries known as the th0t sq4d a fascist overthrow of the country in 2001 has now fully engulfed the country."

"The person named 'W1ll10m' DOES NOT EXIST," says W1LL1AM823, speaking about the vandalization. "There was no massacre in 1985, because Ivan Zhanova did not start it. Also, I wasn't born yet at that time; I was born eight years later! What in the world is the 'TH0T SQ4D', anyway?"

"As I speak about this: false history is not tolerated in our encyclopedia," continues W1LL. "Only me and the King of the UNS must record the history, not your own history. To prevent this from happening again, we decided to lock all the pages to prevent adding false info."

W1LLAN1AN Presidential Father Dead in a Tragic Car Accident, W1LL1AM823 Mourns

May 16, 2019 - 3:10pm WLST / 5:10pm SWST
STO. TOMAS, PROVINCE OF BATANGAS, N. RIZALIA – W1LLAN1A's Presidential Father died of a tragic car crash last Tuesday. According to reports, he was driving to the fried noodle shop located in Sto. Tomas in Batangas when a bus suddenly hit his car in the intersection, killing him point-blank. In the bus, 23 passengers were injured, and 3 were dead.

W1LLAN1AN President, EWR Regional Chairman, and IWU Chairman W1LL1AM823 announced that he will go to his home in North Rizalia for his funeral.

Tommarania Joins the International World Union, UCTVSR Completely Collapses

May 6, 2019 - 2:50pm WLST / 4:50pm SWST
OSAKA, TOMMARANIA – Tommarania's president Thomas5896 signed a treaty to join the International World Union. This significant event marked the very last moment of the Union of ClickTube Video Sharing Republics, as Tommarania was one of the last members to be in the UCTVSR.

The flag of the UCTVSR was lowered and the flag of the IWU was raised in the Tokita Makoto Square in Osaka, symbolizing the final commemoration for the UCTVSR.

"There will be a memorial built for the UCTVSR in Fukuoka," declares Tommaranian president Thomas5896.

Grandson of Former American President Elected as President of the American Republic

May 5, 2019 - 9:30pm WLST / 11:30pm SWST
NEW YORK CITY, AMERICAN REPUBLIC – Horace Hudson Cox, the grandson of the former president of the American Republic Hudson Cox, took over the presidential throne as the new president of the American Republic, after Hunter Richardson left his presidency because of a political scandal that happened in 2017. Both of them shook hands together as Cox sat on the presidential throne.

"I once remember the time when my grandfather controlled this nation," said Cox. "To my grandpa, I will help you. I will listen to your words."

Richardson said in his resignation speech that was announced three months ago that he will move to San Bernardino in California to live with his family.

W1LLAN1AN Town of Dalvík Renamed to Villensfjörður In Honor of W1LLAN1AN President

April 30, 2019 - 7:00am WLST / 9:00am SWST
DALVÍK, W1LLAN1A – The mayor of the town of Dalvík in W1LLAN1A declared that the town name was renamed to Villensfjörður in honor of the W1LLAN1AN President, EWR Regional Chairman, and IWU Chairman W1LL1AM823.

"I could remember the first time when W1LL1AM823 ruled over Styrkuria last year," says the mayor of Villensfjörður. "When W1LL changed our world, it made the nation even more peaceful. So I took his name then made it into a name for a town."

Pres. W1LL1AM823 talked with the mayor about the new name for a town. "It's very glad that someone would use my name as a name of a place," said W1LL. He wiped a tear after knowing that W1LLAN1ANs are supporting him well.

Excessive NSFW Artworks Out of ZFZ Ideological Mascots Made by Sneelanders

April 22, 2019 - 8:30pm WLST / 10:30pm SWST
QUEBEC CITY, SNEELAND – After an announcement made by the W1LLAN1AN President, EWR Regional Chairman, and IWU Chairman W1LL1AM823 about the ZFZ Revolution that will happen in June, Sneelanders made thousands of excessive NSFW artworks out of the ZFZ Ideological Mascots, Zakumi, Fuleco, and Zabivaka, as a sign of protest. The artworks were all posted in the public.

"I don't even recall those Sneelanders trying to hate on our Federation," says W1LL1AM823. "If they keep doing this to us, they will surely pay for it. It is not impressive to make these abominations out of our Federation and the Mascots."

President-Chairman W1LL1AM823: "I am ready to fight for the ZFZ Federation."

April 19, 2019 - 3:30pm WLST
AKUREYRI, W1LLAN1A – The President of W1LLAN1A and Chairman of the EWR and the IWU W1LL1AM823 told the IWU News Team during an interview about his big plans for the future to save the people of W1LLAN1A. He told them that he will join the ZFZ Revolution in June with the ZFZ Mafia Thugs in killing Admiral Sneefee, the tyrannical dictator of Sneeland.

"I will be with the Mafia Thugs in the Revolution," said he, "I am ready to fight for the ZFZ Federation, for Sportacism, and for everyone in The Canadian Empire and W1LLAN1A. Admiral Sneefee must be dead. I hope I won't get shot by the Sneelandic army, or get assaulted. I pray to the Lord God Almighty."

IWUFA World Cup 2019 to be Held in Tampere

April 12, 2019 - 6:30pm SWST
TAMPERE, DROG – The International World Union Football Association announced that the upcoming 2019 World Cup will be held in Tampere, Ozis Ginia. The venue was chosen by online poll, with an amassed total of 72% of votes over Selfoss, UNS (35%) and Oslo, UNS (37%).

The Tampere 2019 World Cup will start at June 9, 2019 and will end on July 7, 2019.

Sneeland Celebrates 52nd Independence Day, Massive Protest Strikes in W1LLAN1A

April 7, 2019 - 10:50am WLST
AKUREYRI, W1LLAN1A – A massive protest in Akureyri strikes as anti-Sneefist protesters get outraged about the spread of Sneefism.

April 7 is known as Sneeland's Independence Day, when Admiral Sneefee, a former Canadian Fascist admiral, overthrew the President of the Republic of Quebec, and took over the nation.

Sneefism involves in erotic TMNT artworks made by Admiral Sneefee, which made tons of people freak out.

Zabivakanism has a big threat of Sneefism, due to some people making NSFW artworks out of the ideological mascot and the mascot of the FIFA World Cup Russia 2018, Zabivaka. This is the reason why there was a mass protest in W1LLAN1A.

"Sneefism is a threat of our ideology (Zabivakanism)!" says an anti-Sneefist protester. "Sneefists are trying to kill our mascot by making NSFW artworks out of him! This needs to stop!"

Controversial Video Game Released in W1LLAN1A

April 4, 2019 - 3:50pm WLST
AKUREYRI, W1LLAN1A – A controversial game called "Wolf Assassin" was released in game stores in W1LLAN1A. The objective of this game is to chainsaw wolves. But many Zabivakanists disliked the game because it is a reference to anti-Zabivakanism, and it "violates the Zabivakanist Law".

"We don't tolerate any games that is against the Zabivakanist Law," said the W1LLAN1AN Department of Gaming and Entertainment Chairman Axel Ríkharðsson. "Any games that violate that law will not be sold or resold in W1LLAN1A."

Farewell, UCTVSR

March 31, 2019 - 6:00pm WLST
AKUREYRI, W1LLAN1A – The UCTVSR has finally come to an end and many nations are moving to the IWU. The IWU has kept the awards that were received during the time it was called the UCTVSR.

"I've been really expecting this change to happen lately," says IWU Chairman, W1LLAN1AN President and EWR Chairman W1LL1AM823. "It's really sad that the UCTVSR has been faded. I know we will feel better with the IWU."

The UCTVSR flag was lowered in the House of Durzhovskiy at 4:30pm WLST, and the IWU flag made its way upward.

UCTVSR Member States gets ready for the UCTVSR closure

March 26, 2019 - 11:15am WLST
AKUREYRI, W1LLAN1A – When the president of W1LLAN1A W1LL1AM823 announced the closure of the region on March 22, 2019, member states of the UCTVSR are preparing for the biggest event to happen. Flags of the UCTVSR were lowered to make way for the flag of the IWU.

The UCTVSR was founded on August 24, 2018 after W1LL1AM823's presidential inauguration ceremony in Siglufjörður.

"It is very sad to see the UCTVSR fade," says W1LL1AM823. "I just founded it after my inauguration ceremony in Siglufjörður, and I did founded it a month after the most memorable 2018 FIFA World Cup, the special moment of the Zabivakanist Ideology."

Zabivakanist-Sportacists and Sneefists clash in Turku

March 14, 2019 - 9:15am SWST
TURKU, DROG – A mass protest of Zabivakanist-Sportacists and Sneefists caused a war between them in Turku, Ozis Ginia. It happened this morning at 8:30am.

"Емме сiедä мiтääн Снеефiстеjä, ëтка тулеват Оцiкiн, (We don't tolerate any Sneefists coming here in Ozis Ginia,)" says Ozis Ginian president Dmitry Zhanova.

With the companionship of W1LLAN1A, Ozis Ginia created a campaign "#StopSneefism" to prevent Sneefism from spreading worldwide.

The Truth Has Revealed! Is King Jack I an Atheist?

March 11, 2019 - 3:45pm SWST
STOCKHOLM, UNS – The King of the United Nordic Sweland Jack I revealed that he is an Atheist, in other words, he does not believe in any god.

"My parents are all Atheists," said King Jack I. "I don't go to church often. I don't believe in religion. That's the reason why I'm a true absolute monarch."

W1LLAN1AN president W1LL1AM823 reacted to this situation. "I am a Christian, and I always believe that God is with me," he said. "We W1LLAN1ANs go to church. That's our religious tradition. And when I heard that my friend, who is the King of the UNS, is an Atheist, I was completely thunderstruck. I suddenly jumped while hearing the news."

W1LL1AM823 Leaves Plotagonian Presidency

March 10, 2019 - 6:30pm WLST
AKUREYRI, W1LLAN1A – Recent reports show that W1LL1AM823 has left his presidency in Plotagonia today, due to the point that he cannot control more than one nation as a president. He will remain as president in W1LLAN1A.

"SAGAN MY1N S3M F0RS3T1 Y1 PL0TAG0N1A H0UFST TH3GAR 13G S3TT ADH V3RA F0RS3T1 Y1 BR0NCAN1A, (My story as a president in Plotagonia began when I quitted being a president in Broncania,)" said W1LL1AM823. "AUSTA3DHAN FYR1R THV1 ADH 13G L3MNA F0RM3NNSKU MY1NA Y1 PL0TAG0N1A 3R V3GNA TH3SS ADH 13G H3F 3KK1 T1D T1L ADH K0NTR0LL THVY1, THAR S3M 13G THARF ADH G3RA R1NG3R M1TT Y1 V1LL3N13. (The reason why I leave my presidency in Plotagonia is because I don't have time to control it, since I have to do my job in W1LLAN1A.)"

Filip Grufman, the CEO of Plotagon, returned his presidency for Plotagonia after the resignation of W1LL.

W1LLAN1A raises Ozis Ginian flag for Freedom Day I, W1LLAN1ANs Celebrate the Ozis Ginian Tradition for Independence

March 7, 2019 - 3:30pm WLST
AKUREYRI, W1LLAN1A – The flag of Ozis Ginia was raised to commemorate the 27th anniversary of OG's independence in the House of Durzhovskiy, W1LLAN1A.

W1LLAN1ANs have bought the Ozis Ginian national food, mustamakkara, which is a kind of a black sausage, and it's served with lingonberry jam.

People sang folk music from OG as a tradition.

"V1DH FUHGNUM TH3SSUM M1NN3SV3RDA DAG FR3LS1S FYR1R 0TS1K1NSKA, (We are celebrating this memorable day of freedom for Ozis Ginians,)" said W1LLAN1AN President and East W1LLAN1A Regional Chairman W1LL1AM823.

Thousands of W1LLAN1ANs sang the Ozis Ginian independendence song "Säkkijärven Polkka" as a sign of Ozis Ginian support.

Ozis Ginia Celebrates 27th Freedom Day of 1992

March 7, 2019 - 9:00am WLST
TAMPERE, DROG – The Democratic Republic of Ozis Ginia celebrated its 27th Freedom Day I this morning.

Ozis Ginian president Dmitry Zhanova laid a wreath at the Freedom Monument at Tampere. Zhanova gave his speech during the event.

"Ме Оцiкiлаiсет таiстелемме вапауден пуолеста, (We Ozis Ginians will fight for freedom,)" he said. "Меiдäн он торjуттава Шмiдтiсмiа. (We must fight against Schmidtism.) Меiдäн он oлтава вапаiта каiкеста вäкiвалласта! (We must be free from all violence!) Пiткäiкäiнен вапаус! (Long live freedom!) Елäвä Оцiкiн! (Long live Ozis Ginia!)"

Two National Regions Founded in W1LLAN1A

March 6, 2019 - 2:25pm WLST
W1LLAN1A had recently founded two national regions separating the west and the east parts of W1LLAN1A, and being named the West W1LLAN1A Region (WWR) and the East W1LLAN1A Region (EWR).

W1LLAN1AN President W1LL1AM823 signed an agreement to divide W1LLAN1A regionally at 11am at the House of Durzhovskiy in Akureyri.

Whilst being founded, W1LL1AM823 became the chairman of the EWR, and Morgunsól Sverrisdóttir, his electoral rival, became the vice chairwoman. W1LLAN1AN philosopher Hervin Halldórsson became the WWR chairman, and Guðbjörn Þéttmarsson, a politician, became its vice chairman.

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