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The trial was shown live on Sneelandic TV. The announcement of the glorious couple's deaths were announced on TV at 2:30pm, EST.
"It is confirmed that Adm. Sneefee and her fiancé are officially... Dead," said the announcer.
The victorious celebration of the New Remnant Revolt has sparked lots of people all around the world.
The route of their escape would be in the Canadian Empire.
The RWBY Revolutionary Party are currently on the chase in collaboration with the Canadian Army. They will find the route Adm. Sneefee and her fiancé went, so that they can capture and execute them.
Anti-Sneefist Sneelanders are supporting the cause led by the RRP and the Canadian Army.
North Rizalian president Manuel dela Cruz visits the NR Football Club for a big celebration as a sign of their victory. "A nation, big and strong, does not lose the fight. We will try to keep up with the NRFC and push through the limits of success," says Manuel.
W1LLAN1AN President and IWU Chairman W1LL1AM823 celebrated together with the North Rizalians living in W1LLAN1A via Skype, since he is currently in Sneeland with the RWBY Revolutionary Party.
"I am proud of my birth country," said W1LL. "Now we have the cup, we, as North Rizalians, will celebrate this big day."
"I probably think that the new regions will go through starting July 1, 2019," said King Jack I.
In response to this proposal, W1LLAN1AN president W1LL1AM823 says that the proposed regions are "not too obvious", because of the names.
"When I founded both EWR and WWR, their names sounded too obvious," said W1LL. "I agree with King Jack's proposal in rearranging regions. Their names sounded much better, as to describe W1LLAN1A's distinctive features."
The first world leader to buy tickets for the World Cup is W1LLAN1A's President and EWR Regional Chairman and IWU Chairman W1LL1AM823. He said that the president of OG Dmitry Zhanova invited him to watch the World Cup in the Tampere Stadium. He will be watching it from June 10, 2019 to June 15, 2019. He will come back when W1LLAN1A is in the match.
King Jack I bought 3 tickets for himself and his sisters, Princess Meja and Princess Tuva. They will watch from June 10 to the end of the World Cup.
Former president of the Federal Republic of Romania and Moldova Pavel Roșu bought tickets for his family, and will watch from June 12 to June 25.
Thomas5896 of Tommarania bought one ticket, and will watch the World Cup on June 27.
President Horace Cox of the American Republic bought some for his family. They will watch when the American Republic takes the fight.
"I watched some of the RWBY cartoons in my phone last night before I went to bed," said W1LL1AM823. "After watching them, I reflected that RWBYism could help defeat enemies in our lives. So I was thinking: will we apply RWBYism for our revolution?"
W1LL explains that Sneeland will become New Vale after the 2019 Revolution, as applied with RWBYism and FIFAism.
"Look, I am not wrong. If Admiral Sneefee tells me to stop messing with her stupid dictatorship state, I don't give a damn. I would continue this revolution."
"If I was put in trial, I would rather say: 'Admiral Sneefee makes really erotic artworks. You see, she made those kinds of artworks out of the ZFZ Mascots, RWBY, and also, she made NSFW artworks out of me! Think about children in Sneeland. Would you ever dare teach them that? That's plain crap!'"
"After the 1985 massacre our great leader W1LL1AM823 has passed away after the bombing of the Akureyri by the revolutionaries known as the th0t sq4d a fascist overthrow of the country in 2001 has now fully engulfed the country."
"The person named 'W1ll10m' DOES NOT EXIST," says W1LL1AM823, speaking about the vandalization. "There was no massacre in 1985, because Ivan Zhanova did not start it. Also, I wasn't born yet at that time; I was born eight years later! What in the world is the 'TH0T SQ4D', anyway?"
"As I speak about this: false history is not tolerated in our encyclopedia," continues W1LL. "Only me and the King of the UNS must record the history, not your own history. To prevent this from happening again, we decided to lock all the pages to prevent adding false info."
W1LLAN1AN President, EWR Regional Chairman, and IWU Chairman W1LL1AM823 announced that he will go to his home in North Rizalia for his funeral.
The flag of the UCTVSR was lowered and the flag of the IWU was raised in the Tokita Makoto Square in Osaka, symbolizing the final commemoration for the UCTVSR.
"There will be a memorial built for the UCTVSR in Fukuoka," declares Tommaranian president Thomas5896.
"I once remember the time when my grandfather controlled this nation," said Cox. "To my grandpa, I will help you. I will listen to your words."
Richardson said in his resignation speech that was announced three months ago that he will move to San Bernardino in California to live with his family.
"I could remember the first time when W1LL1AM823 ruled over Styrkuria last year," says the mayor of Villensfjörður. "When W1LL changed our world, it made the nation even more peaceful. So I took his name then made it into a name for a town."
Pres. W1LL1AM823 talked with the mayor about the new name for a town. "It's very glad that someone would use my name as a name of a place," said W1LL. He wiped a tear after knowing that W1LLAN1ANs are supporting him well.
"I don't even recall those Sneelanders trying to hate on our Federation," says W1LL1AM823. "If they keep doing this to us, they will surely pay for it. It is not impressive to make these abominations out of our Federation and the Mascots."
"I will be with the Mafia Thugs in the Revolution," said he, "I am ready to fight for the ZFZ Federation, for Sportacism, and for everyone in The Canadian Empire and W1LLAN1A. Admiral Sneefee must be dead. I hope I won't get shot by the Sneelandic army, or get assaulted. I pray to the Lord God Almighty."
The Tampere 2019 World Cup will start at June 9, 2019 and will end on July 7, 2019.
April 7 is known as Sneeland's Independence Day, when Admiral Sneefee, a former Canadian Fascist admiral, overthrew the President of the Republic of Quebec, and took over the nation.
Sneefism involves in erotic TMNT artworks made by Admiral Sneefee, which made tons of people freak out.
Zabivakanism has a big threat of Sneefism, due to some people making NSFW artworks out of the ideological mascot and the mascot of the FIFA World Cup Russia 2018, Zabivaka. This is the reason why there was a mass protest in W1LLAN1A.
"Sneefism is a threat of our ideology (Zabivakanism)!" says an anti-Sneefist protester. "Sneefists are trying to kill our mascot by making NSFW artworks out of him! This needs to stop!"
"We don't tolerate any games that is against the Zabivakanist Law," said the W1LLAN1AN Department of Gaming and Entertainment Chairman Axel Ríkharðsson. "Any games that violate that law will not be sold or resold in W1LLAN1A."
"I've been really expecting this change to happen lately," says IWU Chairman, W1LLAN1AN President and EWR Chairman W1LL1AM823. "It's really sad that the UCTVSR has been faded. I know we will feel better with the IWU."
The UCTVSR flag was lowered in the House of Durzhovskiy at 4:30pm WLST, and the IWU flag made its way upward.
The UCTVSR was founded on August 24, 2018 after W1LL1AM823's presidential inauguration ceremony in Siglufjörður.
"It is very sad to see the UCTVSR fade," says W1LL1AM823. "I just founded it after my inauguration ceremony in Siglufjörður, and I did founded it a month after the most memorable 2018 FIFA World Cup, the special moment of the Zabivakanist Ideology."
"Емме сiедä мiтääн Снеефiстеjä, ëтка тулеват Оцiкiн, (We don't tolerate any Sneefists coming here in Ozis Ginia,)" says Ozis Ginian president Dmitry Zhanova.
With the companionship of W1LLAN1A, Ozis Ginia created a campaign "#StopSneefism" to prevent Sneefism from spreading worldwide.
"My parents are all Atheists," said King Jack I. "I don't go to church often. I don't believe in religion. That's the reason why I'm a true absolute monarch."
W1LLAN1AN president W1LL1AM823 reacted to this situation. "I am a Christian, and I always believe that God is with me," he said. "We W1LLAN1ANs go to church. That's our religious tradition. And when I heard that my friend, who is the King of the UNS, is an Atheist, I was completely thunderstruck. I suddenly jumped while hearing the news."
"SAGAN MY1N S3M F0RS3T1 Y1 PL0TAG0N1A H0UFST TH3GAR 13G S3TT ADH V3RA F0RS3T1 Y1 BR0NCAN1A, (My story as a president in Plotagonia began when I quitted being a president in Broncania,)" said W1LL1AM823. "AUSTA3DHAN FYR1R THV1 ADH 13G L3MNA F0RM3NNSKU MY1NA Y1 PL0TAG0N1A 3R V3GNA TH3SS ADH 13G H3F 3KK1 T1D T1L ADH K0NTR0LL THVY1, THAR S3M 13G THARF ADH G3RA R1NG3R M1TT Y1 V1LL3N13. (The reason why I leave my presidency in Plotagonia is because I don't have time to control it, since I have to do my job in W1LLAN1A.)"
Filip Grufman, the CEO of Plotagon, returned his presidency for Plotagonia after the resignation of W1LL.
W1LLAN1ANs have bought the Ozis Ginian national food, mustamakkara, which is a kind of a black sausage, and it's served with lingonberry jam.
People sang folk music from OG as a tradition.
"V1DH FUHGNUM TH3SSUM M1NN3SV3RDA DAG FR3LS1S FYR1R 0TS1K1NSKA, (We are celebrating this memorable day of freedom for Ozis Ginians,)" said W1LLAN1AN President and East W1LLAN1A Regional Chairman W1LL1AM823.
Thousands of W1LLAN1ANs sang the Ozis Ginian independendence song "Säkkijärven Polkka" as a sign of Ozis Ginian support.
Ozis Ginian president Dmitry Zhanova laid a wreath at the Freedom Monument at Tampere. Zhanova gave his speech during the event.
"Ме Оцiкiлаiсет таiстелемме вапауден пуолеста, (We Ozis Ginians will fight for freedom,)" he said. "Меiдäн он торjуттава Шмiдтiсмiа. (We must fight against Schmidtism.) Меiдäн он oлтава вапаiта каiкеста вäкiвалласта! (We must be free from all violence!) Пiткäiкäiнен вапаус! (Long live freedom!) Елäвä Оцiкiн! (Long live Ozis Ginia!)"
W1LLAN1AN President W1LL1AM823 signed an agreement to divide W1LLAN1A regionally at 11am at the House of Durzhovskiy in Akureyri.
Whilst being founded, W1LL1AM823 became the chairman of the EWR, and Morgunsól Sverrisdóttir, his electoral rival, became the vice chairwoman. W1LLAN1AN philosopher Hervin Halldórsson became the WWR chairman, and Guðbjörn Þéttmarsson, a politician, became its vice chairman.