NATION
PASSWORD
Login Stay logged in
Latest Forum Topics
Advertisement
3
by Nambian covfefe company. 5 years 4 days ago. 80 reads.
page=poll/p=136549
Also, a poll . . .
page=poll/p=136946
And of course, don't think we forgot your complimentary cup of high-quality, high-confusion covfefe!
It is time for an amazing EU political poll, brought to you by your favorite Covfefe company.
And don't forget to try a free sample of our new cinnamon flavor while you ponder the complexities of the European Parliament!
And even though we may be stealing your Covfefe, we still have free samples!
Come try our new, exclusive Blue Milk Covfefe while you ponder the superior space opera!
This advertisement was brought to you by Americans for Covfefe, a totally not-for-profit organization which does not in any way lobby for Big Covfefe.
Come let us know what your favorite season is while sipping on some exclusive samples of Iced Covfefe!
April Fools! . . . oh wait, that was two days ago. But don't worry, we never run out of Covfefe, so, here, try a free sample while you inspect our foolish poll!
Also, don't forget, our signature Iced Covfefe will only be here for a limited time! Why don't you try a cup while answering our latest poll!
We at the Nambian covfefe company hope that it will finally enable us to begin production in Antarctica.
Speaking of which, try a free sample of our Antarctica-Style Covfefe made with ethically sourced penguin milk!
And as part of our campaign promise of affordable Covfefe accessible to all, try a free sample our exclusive Worker's Covfefe in honor of May Day!
So . . . sip on some excellent Iced Covfefe™ while you ponder freedom of speech.
The Nambian Covfefe Company takes no responsibility for any opinions expressed in this poll. Answer at your own risk.
All those who answer correctly will receive a complimentary Maryland-themed Covfefe!
The state of Maryland is in no way a sponsor of the Nambian covfefe company.
Nambian covfefe company here, coming at you live with an epic Big Tech poll!
*Ali-A intro plays*
If you are . . . maybe you could use a cup of our new Pumpkin Covfefe Latte Mocha! It's only available for the remainder of Spooktober, so get it before time runs out!
Regardless of your stance, we at the Nambian covfefe company have great news for you. Our CEO recently purchased rights to the title and will be proclaiming himself Emperor of Rome on December 21. We will be giving out free promotional items, so don't miss out on the celebrations!
And don't forget that our Pumpkin Covfefe Latte Mocha is only here for a limited time. Make sure to pick some up before time runs out!
But don't let that get you down. We are holding complimentary therapy sessions for anyone who purchases our new Cranberry Covfefe Mocha just out for the holidays!
Well, little did you know, but it was actually Covfefe!
So to show our undying support for the little guy, we will be bringing back Blue Milk Covfefe for a limited time; and all those who answer correctly in our latest poll will get a free drink!
I would like wish all of our customers a belated Happy New Year! And with the new year, comes the new decade and a very important question.
So come sip on some complimentary Covfefe as we look at a defining feature of the past decade!
Nambian covfefe company
4 years 67 days ago
Raw • Report