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The House at Pooh Corner RMB Partial Save, Vol. Three

The Often Mistaken for an Angel of VampKyrie
103 days ago
I brought Bilge Rat Ronnie home. Where can I put her to dry out?
The Voice of ARB, Kate Walker, and Pimply Bag Boy
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The Three Sheets to the Wind of Bilge Rat Ronnie
103 days ago
Sees Black Kitten
Kitty!!!!!!!!!!
The Voice of ARB, Kate Walker, and Pimply Bag Boy
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The New Incarnation of The Queendom of Myself
103 days ago
VampKyrie wrote: I brought Bilge Rat Ronnie home. Where can I put her to dry out?
I suggest the hammock in the bedroom that overlooks the harbor.
Bilge Rat Ronnie wrote: Sees Black Kitten
Kitty!!!!!!!!!!
Why,yes it is. It is a lovely kitty.
Kate Walker and Pimply Bag Boy
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The Minimum Wage Efforts of Pimply Bag Boy
103 days ago
The Local Supermarket
The Queendom of Myself wrote: ... the bedroom that overlooks the harbor.
There's a harbor?
Why doesn't anybody ever tell me these things?
*Dons a cumbersome life jacket*
Water safety is no joke.
The Voice of ARB and Kate Walker
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The Principality of Howard P Lovecraft
102 days ago
Ulthar
In the city of Ulthar, the kitties are in charge of me. :)
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The New Incarnation of The Queendom of Myself
102 days ago
Pimply Bag Boy wrote: There's a harbor?
Why doesn't anybody ever tell me these things?
*Dons a cumbersome life jacket*
Water safety is no joke.
Yes, the harbor is down there. Points out the window to a coastline roughly a quarter mile away, and down a tall cliff.
I have muffins! Who'd like cinnamon apple? End of Summer Squash? Pumpkin spice? Blueberry cream?
There's coffee, tea, cocoa, milk, juice, water, mimosas, and breakfast stout. Sorry, Ronnie, no rum. We've heard you need to dry out.
And hugs. Always hugs!
Howard P Lovecraft wrote: In the city of Ulthar, the kitties are in charge of me. :)
There's your answer, Vampkyrie
The Voice of ARB, VampKyrie, Kate Walker, Pimply Bag Boy, and 1 other
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The Three Sheets to the Wind of Bilge Rat Ronnie
102 days ago
The Queendom of Myself wrote: Yes, the harbor is down there. Points out the window to a coastline roughly a quarter mile away, and down a tall cliff.
I have muffins! Who'd like cinnamon apple? End of Summer Squash? Pumpkin spice? Blueberry cream?
There's coffee, tea, cocoa, milk, juice, water, mimosas, and breakfast stout. Sorry, Ronnie, no rum. We've heard you need to dry out.
And hugs. Always hugs!
There's your answer, Vampkyrie
Bugger!
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The Socially Acceptable Remnants of The Voice of ARB
102 days ago
*Munches on a cinnamon apple muffin and enjoys the chaos. Ruminates that bringing Black Kitten and Loki together might just be more chaos than the universe can handle*
The Queendom of Myself, Beige Ovoid Things, Kate Walker, and Pimply Bag Boy
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The Spheres of Beige Ovoid Things
102 days ago
The Voice of ARB wrote: *Munches on a cinnamon apple muffin and enjoys the chaos. Ruminates that bringing Black Kitten and Loki together might just be more chaos than the universe can handle*
Chime in.
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The Coffee Connoisseurs of Bearistotle and Hebert
102 days ago
The late summer squash muffins are kinda squashy, Queenie. You might want to move on to pumpkin spice.
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The Minimum Wage Efforts of Pimply Bag Boy
102 days ago
The Local Supermarket
Howard P Lovecraft wrote: In the city of Ulthar, the kitties are in charge of me. :)
Then their plan is coming close to fruition.
The Queendom of Myself wrote: Yes, the harbor is down there. Points out the window to a coastline roughly a quarter mile away...
Oh my, that's closer than I thought.
*Dons a second life jacket just to be safe*
Bearistotle and Hebert wrote: The late summer squash muffins are kinda squashy...
Not very good as flotation devices.
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The Often Mistaken for an Angel of VampKyrie
102 days ago
Uff da! The bag boy's a bit ... well ... daft.
Okay, Black Kitten, I have no idea where Loki is today,but you can go with me to Yggdrasil, while I drop off the can of peas.
Bearistotle and Hebert, Kate Walker, Pimply Bag Boy, and Black Kitten
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The Coffee Connoisseurs of Bearistotle and Hebert
102 days ago
Hey, Bilge Rat's on the lawn, turning all the leaves over......
VampKyrie wrote: Uff da! The bag boy's a bit ... well ... daft.
Okay, Black Kitten, I have no idea where Loki is today,but you can go with me to Yggdrasil, while I drop off the can of peas.
Yeah, but he's our daft bag boy.
I wonder if Yggdrasil likes peas.
Wander off humming "Give peas a chance."
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The Equal Union of Lushie
101 days ago
I know this is random but can I just say dresses are the best?
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The New Incarnation of The Queendom of Myself
101 days ago
I've made tomato soup and grilled cheese sandwiches for lunch.
Lushie wrote: I know this is random but can I just say dresses are the best?
I adore ballgowns. Do you like the pink one I'm wearing today?
The Voice of ARB, VampKyrie, Kate Walker, and Pimply Bag Boy
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The Equal Union of Lushie
101 days ago
I adore it! I’m wearing a dark blue flower number tonight. -helps myself to food-
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The Socially Acceptable Remnants of The Voice of ARB
101 days ago
The Queendom of Myself wrote: I've made tomato soup and grilled cheese sandwiches for lunch.

*Waiting impatiently for lunch*
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The Coffee Connoisseurs of Bearistotle and Hebert
101 days ago
The Voice of ARB wrote: *Waiting impatiently for lunch*
Passes The Voice of ARB a bowl of soup and a plate with a grilled cheese.
It's lunchtime somewhere.
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The Often Mistaken for an Angel of VampKyrie
101 days ago
Lushie wrote: I know this is random but can I just say dresses are the best?
I'm wearing a metal and leather number.
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The Minimum Wage Efforts of Pimply Bag Boy
101 days ago
The Local Supermarket
VampKyrie wrote: I'm wearing a metal and leather number.
If you fall in the water, you're going to sink like a stone.
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The Coffee Connoisseurs of Bearistotle and Hebert
101 days ago
Pimply Bag Boy wrote: If you fall in the water, you're going to sink like a stone.
Or, she could swim.
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The Minimum Wage Efforts of Pimply Bag Boy
101 days ago
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The Local Supermarket
Bearistotle and Hebert wrote: Or, she could swim.
From her outfit it seems more likely that she'd just hold her breath and walk along the bottom until she can climb out at the shore.
*Pats his double life vests*
I'm going to dog-paddle around in circles until the Coast Guard fishes me out.
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The Often Mistaken for an Angel of VampKyrie
101 days ago
Pimply Bag Boy wrote: From her outfit it seems more likely that she'd just hold her breath and walk along the bottom until she can climb out at the shore.
*Pats his double life vests*
I'm going to dog-paddle around in circles until the Coast Guard fishes me out.
Yeah, aside from the fact I can fly......
Heaves sodden bag boy out of the water and drops him off in the mud room of the House to clean up.
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The New Incarnation of The Queendom of Myself
100 days ago
Who'd like a bowl of oatmeal? A warm muffin? A cup of coffee? A mimosa? A hug?
VampKyrie, Sean Bean Ant Gift for Miley Cyrus, Kate Walker, and Pimply Bag Boy
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The Often Mistaken for an Angel of VampKyrie
100 days ago
The Queendom of Myself wrote: Who'd like a bowl of oatmeal? A warm muffin? A cup of coffee? A mimosa? A hug?
A hug, a muffin, and a large coffee, please.
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The Coffee Connoisseurs of Bearistotle and Hebert
100 days ago
Pass warm, fluffy towels to Pimply Bag Boy, as well as a cup of hot cocoa.
Where's The Voice of ARB? We have a cup of mint tea for him.
And has anyone seen Kate?
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The Minimum Wage Efforts of Pimply Bag Boy
100 days ago
The Local Supermarket
Bearistotle and Hebert wrote: Pass warm, fluffy towels to Pimply Bag Boy, as well as a cup of hot cocoa.
Thank you, cocoa is just what I needed right now.
*Sits on a stump and towels off while sipping at his hot drink*
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The Socially Acceptable Remnants of The Voice of ARB
100 days ago
Bearistotle and Hebert wrote: Where's The Voice of ARB? We have a cup of mint tea for him.

Oh, have I dematerialized again? Sorry!
Kate Walker and Pimply Bag Boy
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The Coffee Connoisseurs of Bearistotle and Hebert
100 days ago
Pimply Bag Boy wrote: Thank you, cocoa is just what I needed right now.
*Sits on a stump and towels off while sipping at his hot drink*
when did we get a stump in the mudroom?
The Voice of ARB wrote: Oh, have I dematerialized again? Sorry!
No one can accuse you of being a material girl.
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The New Incarnation of The Queendom of Myself
99 days ago
It's Fri-yay! We haz doughnuts!
Skips through the House distributing doughnuts and hot drinks.
I may have had too much caffeine!
The Voice of ARB, Pigs Sheep and Wolves, Kate Walker, and Pimply Bag Boy
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The Minimum Wage Efforts of Pimply Bag Boy
99 days ago
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The Local Supermarket
Bearistotle and Hebert wrote: when did we get a stump in the mudroom?
I brought it with me when VampKyrie picked me up and flew me into the house from the meadow. I was clinging to it for dear life.
But now that it's here, I think I'll give it good sanding, polish it up and apply a thin coat of varnish. It'll make a nice end-table or what-not shelf.
The Queendom of Myself wrote: Skips through the House distributing doughnuts and hot drinks.
*Helps himself as she passes*
Thanks you, Queenie.
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The Equal Union of Lushie
99 days ago
-helps self- morning all!
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The Coffee Connoisseurs of Bearistotle and Hebert
99 days ago
Pimply Bag Boy wrote: I brought it with me when VampKyrie picked me up and flew me into the house from the meadow. I was clinging to it for dear life.
But now that it's here, I think I'll give it good sanding, polish it up and apply a thin coat of varnish. It'll make a nice end-table or what-not shelf.
FYI, it doesn't do any good to try to cling to stuff. When the valkyrie decides you're moving, you're moving. On the other hand, sounds like the stump will look very nice when you're done. Have an apple fritter donut-thing?
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The Minimum Wage Efforts of Pimply Bag Boy
99 days ago
The Local Supermarket
Bearistotle and Hebert wrote: Have an apple fritter donut-thing?
Please and thank you.
Bearistotle and Hebert and Kate Walker
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The Often Mistaken for an Angel of VampKyrie
99 days ago
Bearistotle and Hebert wrote: FYI, it doesn't do any good to try to cling to stuff. When the valkyrie decides you're moving, you're moving. On the other hand, sounds like the stump will look very nice when you're done. Have an apple fritter donut-thing?
Sorry. Sometimes I forget how strong I am. Need that stump moved to the work room?
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The Minimum Wage Efforts of Pimply Bag Boy
99 days ago
The Local Supermarket
VampKyrie wrote: Need that stump moved to the work room?
It's kinda muddy. I'll just work on it here.
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The New Incarnation of The Queendom of Myself
98 days ago
Good morning!
The coffee, tea, and cocoa are warm and ready. So are pancakes, including buckwheat ones. With karo syrup. Or maple if you prefer.
Hugs for everyone!
The Voice of ARB, Kate Walker, and Pimply Bag Boy
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The Three Sheets to the Wind of Bilge Rat Ronnie
98 days ago
Coffee! Lots of it. With coffee on top.
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The Minimum Wage Efforts of Pimply Bag Boy
98 days ago
The Local Supermarket
The Queendom of Myself wrote: Good morning!
The coffee, tea, and cocoa are warm and ready. So are pancakes, including buckwheat ones. With karo syrup. Or maple if you prefer.
Hugs for everyone!
*Holds out him plate*
Buckwheat with maple syrup, please.
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The Coffee Connoisseurs of Bearistotle and Hebert
98 days ago
Slide plates with buckwheat pancakes and Karo syrup under Kate Walker's door.
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The Often Mistaken for an Angel of VampKyrie
98 days ago
Bearistotle and Hebert wrote: Slide plates with buckwheat pancakes and Karo syrup under Kate Walker's door.
I hope she looks before she walks across the floor!
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The Minimum Wage Efforts of Pimply Bag Boy
98 days ago
The Local Supermarket
VampKyrie wrote: I hope she looks before she walks across the floor!
*Giggles*
Now I want slippers that look like two stacks of pancakes with all the trimmings, hee-hee.
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The Often Mistaken for an Angel of VampKyrie
98 days ago
Pimply Bag Boy wrote: *Giggles*
Now I want slippers that look like two stacks of pancakes with all the trimmings, hee-hee.
Makes note for Christmas.
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The Socially Acceptable Remnants of The Voice of ARB
97 days ago
Bearistotle and Hebert wrote: Slide plates with buckwheat pancakes and Karo syrup under Kate Walker's door.
Sounds like a good way to get the door all sticky if you ask me.
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The New Incarnation of The Queendom of Myself
97 days ago
Good morning, House!
The coffee, tea, and cocoa are warm. The juice, mimosas, and beer are cool. The milk is cold.
We have warm blueberry muffins, apple cinnamon muffins, and lemon surprise muffins.
I'll be in the sunroom, reading the Sunday papers and passing out hugs.
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The Holiday Food Removal of Sean Bean Ant Gift for Miley Cyrus
97 days ago
The Voice of ARB wrote: Sounds like a good way to get the door all sticky if you ask me.
Battalions of ants tidy up the sticky mess.
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The Socially Acceptable Remnants of The Voice of ARB
97 days ago
The Queendom of Myself wrote: Good morning, House!
The coffee, tea, and cocoa are warm. The juice, mimosas, and beer are cool. The milk is cold.
We have warm blueberry muffins, apple cinnamon muffins, and lemon surprise muffins.
I'll be in the sunroom, reading the Sunday papers and passing out hugs.
I think I'll skip lunch today and just have a whole bunch of muffins instead.
*Sings "I got plenty of muffins, and muffin's plenty for me"*
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The Coffee Connoisseurs of Bearistotle and Hebert
97 days ago
The Voice of ARB wrote: I think I'll skip lunch today and just have a whole bunch of muffins instead.
*Sings "I got plenty of muffins, and muffin's plenty for me"*
Excellent song!
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The Syberian Wanderings of Kate Walker
97 days ago
Lushie wrote: I know this is random but can I just say dresses are the best?
I just love 30's and 40's fashion and have quite a few dresses for that period in my wardrobe. And the Hats! To die for!
Bearistotle and Hebert wrote: Slide plates with buckwheat pancakes and Karo syrup under Kate Walker's door.
*wakes up to the smell of the the pancakes and syrup and thinks to herself, this could only have been Bearsie, has her breakfast and gets dressed, sees Bearsie in the living room and tacklehugs and pecks his cheek*
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The Minimum Wage Efforts of Pimply Bag Boy
97 days ago
The Local Supermarket
Bearistotle and Hebert wrote: Excellent song!
*Sings*
♫ "Haaaaa, I’m a muffin
And it’s muffin time
Who wants a muffin?
Please, I just wanna die
Hey, somebody kill me
Please, it’s muffin time
Have you had a muffin today?
I wanna die, die die" ♫
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The Often Mistaken for an Angel of VampKyrie
97 days ago
Pimply Bag Boy wrote: *Sings*
♫ "Haaaaa, I’m a muffin
And it’s muffin time
Who wants a muffin?
Please, I just wanna die
Hey, somebody kill me
Please, it’s muffin time
Have you had a muffin today?
I wanna die, die die" ♫
What in the world????
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The Minimum Wage Efforts of Pimply Bag Boy
97 days ago
The Local Supermarket
VampKyrie wrote: What in the world????
*Does his little muffin dance*
Kate Walker
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Princesssnowwhiterosered
97 days ago
Someone has stolen my can of peas! Also, I need my mattress fluffed and turned. Now! What are you staring at me for? Move it!!!!!!!
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The Minimum Wage Efforts of Pimply Bag Boy
97 days ago
The Local Supermarket
Princesssnowwhiterosered wrote: What are you staring at me for? Move it!!!!!!!
*Dances away and hides*
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Princesssnowwhiterosered
97 days ago
Pimply Bag Boy wrote: *Dances away and hides*
Come out, come out wherever you are!
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The Minimum Wage Efforts of Pimply Bag Boy
97 days ago
The Local Supermarket
Princesssnowwhiterosered wrote: Come out, come out wherever you are!
*From under the house*
Go away! I have oranges!
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Princesssnowwhiterosered
97 days ago
Pimply Bag Boy wrote: *From under the house*
Go away! I have oranges!
You! The other one hiding! Sir Voice of ARB! Haul the varlet from under there. Find out why he's blathering about oranges.
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The Minimum Wage Efforts of Pimply Bag Boy
97 days ago
The Local Supermarket
Princesssnowwhiterosered wrote: Find out why he's blathering about oranges.
It's a home remedy. Nana told me. Begone!
*An orange comes rolling out from a hole in the house's trim*
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Princesssnowwhiterosered
97 days ago
Pimply Bag Boy wrote: It's a home remedy. Nana told me. Begone!
*An orange comes rolling out from a hole in the house's trim*
Halts it with a dainty glass slippered foot. Bounces it from foot to knee, playing a good round of Keepy Uppy, before catching it in one hand, and slicing it open with a pointed recently manicured nail.
A home remedy for what? I believe I met Nana once. Large, hairy, wears a bonnet? Follows a group of Darling children about?
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The Minimum Wage Efforts of Pimply Bag Boy
97 days ago
The Local Supermarket
Princesssnowwhiterosered wrote: I believe I met Nana once. Large, hairy, wears a bonnet?
A lovely dog, very loyal.
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The Socially Acceptable Remnants of The Voice of ARB
96 days ago
Princesssnowwhiterosered wrote: You! The other one hiding! Sir Voice of ARB! Haul the varlet from under there. Find out why he's blathering about oranges.
Not hiding, just kind of partially disembodied.
Pimply Bag Boy is too young to be a varlet. I believe the correct disparagement would be "punk". With luck, he'll grow up to be a varlet, though I doubt very much he'll make it all the way to valet.
He's probably blathering about oranges for the same reason I blather about mint jelly. Would you like some? Being a full-grown Voice, I promise not to throw it at you, either with or without jar.
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The Confederacy of Pigs Sheep and Wolves
96 days ago
Princesssnowwhiterosered wrote: I believe I met Nana once. Large, hairy, wears a bonnet? Follows a group of Darling children about?
AaaoooooowwooooooOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooh!
Dose wolfs is warning you dat dat's deir Mama you're talking about, and if you fail to be respectful, your cute little crown will not protect you from da consequences dere.
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The Syberian Wanderings of Kate Walker
96 days ago
We have oranges? Let's make some marmalade to put on the muffins.
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The New Incarnation of The Queendom of Myself
96 days ago
Kate Walker wrote: We have oranges? Let's make some marmalade to put on the muffins.
Excellent idea.
Skritches Pigs Sheep and Wolves's ears.
Well done, Pimply Bag Boy, The Voice of ARB, and Pigs Sheep and Wolves in defending our region from princesses. Back when I was one, I would not have been allowed to behave in such a manner.
Sighs and briefly feels quite old.
Doughnuts for everyone. As well as coffee.
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The Minimum Wage Efforts of Pimply Bag Boy
96 days ago
The Local Supermarket
The Queendom of Myself wrote: Doughnuts for everyone. As well as coffee.
*Crawls out from under the house for coffee and doughnuts*
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