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The House at Pooh Corner RMB Partial Save, Vol. Twelve

The New Incarnation of The Queendom of Myself
26 days ago
Good morning, House.
We have homemade biscuits, fresh apple muffins, and warm pancakes for breakfast.
There's coffee, tea, cocoa, milk, water, juice, mimosas, and breakfast stout.
I'll be by the fire, reading the morning paper if you want a hug.
Kate Walker
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The Coffee Connoisseurs of Bearistotle and Hebert
26 days ago
Pimply Bag Boy wrote: Hey, no seconds until everybody else has had firsts.
We are sorry for the double post and have removed it.
Kate Walker
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The Syberian Wanderings of Kate Walker
26 days ago
*helps herself to a beaker of tea and a muffin and sits down next to Her Majesty by the fireplace, looks over at the newspaper*
What shenanigans are the politicians up to today, Your Majesty?
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The Three Sheets to the Wind of Bilge Rat Ronnie
26 days ago
Kate Walker wrote: *helps herself to a beaker of tea and a muffin and sits down next to Her Majesty by the fireplace, looks over at the newspaper*
What shenanigans are the politicians up to today, Your Majesty?
Maybe if elections weren't like high school popularity contests, we'd get better officials. Could I have the comics, please?
Hey,it's National Bacon Day! I'll be in the kitchen frying some up! Anyone else want some?
VampKyrie, Kate Walker, and Pimply Bag Boy
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The Minimum Wage Efforts of Pimply Bag Boy
26 days ago
The Local Supermarket
Bilge Rat Ronnie wrote: Hey, it's National Bacon Day! I'll be in the kitchen frying some up! Anyone else want some?
*Gets in line for bacon*
Bilge Rat Ronnie and Kate Walker
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The Syberian Wanderings of Kate Walker
26 days ago
Bilge Rat Ronnie wrote: Maybe if elections weren't like high school popularity contests, we'd get better officials. Could I have the comics, please?
Hey,it's National Bacon Day! I'll be in the kitchen frying some up! Anyone else want some?
*passes the comics* Do you know the difference between the congress and the boy and girl scouts? The scouts have adult supervision, congress doesn't.
Is that bacon politically correct? If it isn't you're for it.
Pigs Sheep and Wolves
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The New Incarnation of The Queendom of Myself
25 days ago
Good morning, House. We have French toast, pancakes, and waffles for breakfast, along with lots of assorted syrups.
The usual beverages are available, as are hugs.
Enjoy the end of 2019.
Bearistotle and Hebert, Kate Walker, and Sheenah
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The Three Sheets to the Wind of Bilge Rat Ronnie
25 days ago
Kate Walker wrote: *passes the comics* Do you know the difference between the congress and the boy and girl scouts? The scouts have adult supervision, congress doesn't.
Is that bacon politically correct? If it isn't you're for it.
I didn't question its politics.
VampKyrie, Kate Walker, and Sheenah
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The Syberian Wanderings of Kate Walker
25 days ago
I would like to wish everyone here a Happy New Year! I hope that this decade is better than the last.
The Queendom of Myself, VampKyrie, Bearistotle and Hebert, Pimply Bag Boy, and 2 others
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The Often Mistaken for an Angel of VampKyrie
25 days ago
Kate Walker wrote: I would like to wish everyone here a Happy New Year! I hope that this decade is better than the last.
Gives Kate Walker a hug.
You know the next decade begins in 2021, not 2020?
Hope the next year is a good one for you, and everyone else here.
Kate Walker
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The Coffee Connoisseurs of Bearistotle and Hebert
25 days ago
Happy New Year!
The Queendom of Myself, Kate Walker, Pimply Bag Boy, and Happy New Year
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The Syberian Wanderings of Kate Walker
25 days ago
VampKyrie wrote: Gives Kate Walker a hug.
You know the next decade begins in 2021, not 2020?
Hope the next year is a good one for you, and everyone else here.
*hugs VampKyrie* I was taught that a decade begins in a year ending in zero and ends at the end of a year ending in nine.
VampKyrie
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The Coffee Connoisseurs of Bearistotle and Hebert
25 days ago
Curl up by the fire, rereading MC Beaton's Hamish MacBeth series, being sad that there will be no more in the series, but enjoying the old ones.
The Queendom of Myself, Kate Walker, All Wild Things, and Pimply Bag Boy
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The King of All Wild Things
25 days ago
Where the Wild Things Are
*Staggers through clutching a large cardboard box. The rattling glass bottles inside give a clue as to the contents*
Happy new beer!
Kate Walker and Pimply Bag Boy
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The Three Sheets to the Wind of Bilge Rat Ronnie
25 days ago
All Wild Things wrote: *Staggers through clutching a large cardboard box. The rattling glass bottles inside give a clue as to the contents*
Happy new beer!
Pops the tops on two bottles. Hands one to All Wild Things
A very happy new beer to you, too, friend!
Kate Walker, All Wild Things, and Pimply Bag Boy
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The New Incarnation of The Queendom of Myself
24 days ago
Sets up various hangover cures on the counter. Begins cooking traditional new year's foods for luncheon.
Bilge Rat Ronnie, Kate Walker, Pimply Bag Boy, and Sheenah
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The Often Mistaken for an Angel of VampKyrie
24 days ago
Kate Walker wrote: *hugs VampKyrie* I was taught that a decade begins in a year ending in zero and ends at the end of a year ending in nine.
As usual, I'm another year older and another decade dumber.
Bilge Rat Ronnie, Kate Walker, Pimply Bag Boy, and Sheenah
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The Syberian Wanderings of Kate Walker
24 days ago
*walks through the House hugging all of its residents as well as furniture, appliances, house plants, anything else that entered her vision, blurred as it is*
Bilge Rat Ronnie, The Voice of ARB, Pimply Bag Boy, and Sheenah
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The Minimum Wage Efforts of Pimply Bag Boy
24 days ago
The Local Supermarket
VampKyrie wrote: As usual, I'm another year older and another decade dumber.
Being immortal must have some drawbacks.
The Voice of ARB, Kate Walker, and Hermes Express 123
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The Principality of Sheenah
24 days ago
Kate Walker wrote: *walks through the House hugging all of its residents as well as furniture, appliances, house plants, anything else that entered her vision, blurred as it is*
*Hugs Kate and moves a floor lamp out of her pat so that she doesn't collide with it*
The Queendom of Myself wrote: Sets up various hangover cures on the counter. Begins cooking traditional new year's foods for luncheon.
*Trots over and hugs the queen*
VampKyrie wrote: As usual, I'm another year older and another decade dumber.
But we all love you!
*Hugs the Valkyrie*
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The Syberian Wanderings of Kate Walker
24 days ago
*still in a hugging frenzy, Kate hugs Her Majesty and Sheenah and pecks their cheeks*
The Voice of ARB, The Queendom of Myself, and Sheenah
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The New Incarnation of The Queendom of Myself
23 days ago
Holding Kate Walker off with one arm, Her Majesty makes buckwheat pancakes and puts them at the table, hoping the karo syrup will enable her friend to settle down in one spot.
There's also coffee, tea, water, cocoa, juice, breakfast stout, mimosas, and milk.
The Voice of ARB, Kate Walker, Hermes Express 123, and Sheenah
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The Syberian Wanderings of Kate Walker
23 days ago
The Queendom of Myself wrote: Holding Kate Walker off with one arm, Her Majesty makes buckwheat pancakes and puts them at the table, hoping the karo syrup will enable her friend to settle down in one spot.
There's also coffee, tea, water, cocoa, juice, breakfast stout, mimosas, and milk.
Did someone say Buckwheat Pancakes and Karo Syrup??? *start drooling and immediately hyperventilates*
Sheenah
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The Often Mistaken for an Angel of VampKyrie
23 days ago
Kate Walker wrote: Did someone say Buckwheat Pancakes and Karo Syrup??? *start drooling and immediately hyperventilates*
Passes her a paper bag.
Breathe into this.
Kate Walker
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The Syberian Wanderings of Kate Walker
23 days ago
VampKyrie wrote: Passes her a paper bag.
Breathe into this.
Need...more...CO2
Hermes Express 123
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The Three Sheets to the Wind of Bilge Rat Ronnie
23 days ago
Kate Walker wrote: Need...more...CO2
Sets up a cannister.
VampKyrie and Kate Walker
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The Most Holy Federation of Hermes Express 123
22 days ago
*Hermes enters the house*
Kate Walker wrote: Need...more...CO2
*Hermes makes a oxygen make with canisters appear on her*
The Queendom of Myself wrote: Holding Kate Walker off with one arm, Her Majesty makes buckwheat pancakes and puts them at the table, hoping the karo syrup will enable her friend to settle down in one spot.
There's also coffee, tea, water, cocoa, juice, breakfast stout, mimosas, and milk.
“Could I please have a cup of coffee with extra sugar along with two pancakes with maple syrup. I’d rather have it with syrup of maple then of Karo.”
Pimply Bag Boy wrote: Being immortal must have some drawbacks.
“Lots of things. Mental decay. No retirement or welfare. Criminal punishment is useless. Seeing people you love die. Watching society collapse. The average day to day stuff.”
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The New Incarnation of The Queendom of Myself
22 days ago
Good morning, House.
I've been watching the cooking shows. This morning, we have sugar and spice muffins with an extra dusting of fine sugar, salsa muffins with a chili kick, and lemon basil muffins.
There's the usual wide assortment of beverages.
And hugs, always hugs.
The Voice of ARB, Sean Bean Ant Gift for Miley Cyrus, Kate Walker, and Pimply Bag Boy
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The Syberian Wanderings of Kate Walker
22 days ago
The Queendom of Myself wrote: Good morning, House.
...hugs, always hugs.
Good Morrow, Your Majesty. I'm always in the mood for hugs, and more hugs. *hugs Her Majesty*
The Voice of ARB and Pimply Bag Boy
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The New Incarnation of The Queendom of Myself
21 days ago
Welcome back, The Voice of ARB.
I have no idea what day it is or what day of the week it is. Since I missed Friday, we're having doughnuts today, and hot stuff to drink.
Enjoy!!!!
The Voice of ARB, Pigs Sheep and Wolves, and Kate Walker
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The Socially Acceptable Remnants of The Voice of ARB
21 days ago
The Queendom of Myself wrote: Welcome back, The Voice of ARB.
I have no idea what day it is or what day of the week it is. Since I missed Friday, we're having doughnuts today, and hot stuff to drink.
Enjoy!!!!
I can't remember either. It seems like a Monday to me.
Today is, however, an excellent day for cocoa. It is unseasonably warm, but cloudy, wet and dismal. I'll be staying inside to watch violent ballet (sometimes called "football").
The Queendom of Myself, VampKyrie, and Kate Walker
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The Confederacy of Pigs Sheep and Wolves
21 days ago
The Voice of ARB wrote: Today is, however, an excellent day for cocoa.
It might be a good day for cocoa, but, just like every odder day, it is a great day for donuts. I am trying to lose weight for da New Year dere, so I only plan to have 500 or so of dem. However, dere are many odder piggies right behind me to pick up da slack!
VampKyrie and Kate Walker
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The Often Mistaken for an Angel of VampKyrie
21 days ago
The Voice of ARB wrote: I can't remember either. It seems like a Monday to me.
Today is, however, an excellent day for cocoa. It is unseasonably warm, but cloudy, wet and dismal. I'll be staying inside to watch violent ballet (sometimes called "football").
Which team(s) are we cheering for?
Kate Walker
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The Socially Acceptable Remnants of The Voice of ARB
21 days ago
VampKyrie wrote: Which team(s) are we cheering for?
I can't speak for anyone but myself and, unlike some in this region, I'm not entitled to use the royal "we", but I'm cheering for the Titans, the Saints and the Eagles.
VampKyrie and Kate Walker
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The Often Mistaken for an Angel of VampKyrie
21 days ago
The Voice of ARB wrote: I can't speak for anyone but myself and, unlike some in this region, I'm not entitled to use the royal "we", but I'm cheering for the Titans, the Saints and the Eagles.
Sounds good. Shall I make popcorn?
Kate Walker
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The Syberian Wanderings of Kate Walker
21 days ago
The Voice of ARB wrote: I'll be staying inside to watch violent ballet (sometimes called "football").
Is Arsenal playing?
Bilge Rat Ronnie
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The New Incarnation of The Queendom of Myself
20 days ago
Sets out bowls of hearty chili,and also of tomato soup, with grilled cheese sandwiches.
There's also chips and dip.
Enjoy the games!
The Voice of ARB and Kate Walker
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The Socially Acceptable Remnants of The Voice of ARB
20 days ago
The Queendom of Myself wrote: Sets out bowls of hearty chili,and also of tomato soup, with grilled cheese sandwiches.
There's also chips and dip.
Enjoy the games!
Perfect! *Briefly hugs the Queen, but avoids a holding penalty*
Bilge Rat Ronnie, The Queendom of Myself, Bearistotle and Hebert, and Kate Walker
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The Coffee Connoisseurs of Bearistotle and Hebert
20 days ago
Any one want porridge? We're going to make some.
Bilge Rat Ronnie and Kate Walker
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The Three Sheets to the Wind of Bilge Rat Ronnie
20 days ago
Bearistotle and Hebert wrote: Any one want porridge? We're going to make some.
Yes, please. I'll wear a smock so you can't see it stick to my ribs.
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The New Incarnation of The Queendom of Myself
19 days ago
The Voice of ARB wrote: Perfect! *Briefly hugs the Queen, but avoids a holding penalty*
Is amused.
Good morning, House!
It's Epiphany and we are having king cake today, in all its varieties. Choose the one you like best and enjoy!
We also have coffee, cocoa, tea, juice, milk, water, breakfast stout, mimosas, and rum.
And hugs!
The Voice of ARB, Bearistotle and Hebert, Kate Walker, Pimply Bag Boy, and 1 other
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The Coffee Connoisseurs of Bearistotle and Hebert
19 days ago
The Queendom of Myself wrote: Is amused.
Good morning, House!
It's Epiphany and we are having king cake today, in all its varieties. Choose the one you like best and enjoy!
We also have coffee, cocoa, tea, juice, milk, water, breakfast stout, mimosas, and rum.
And hugs!
We would like the coconut and chocolate kind, please.
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The Socially Acceptable Remnants of The Voice of ARB
19 days ago
Bearistotle and Hebert wrote: We would like the coconut and chocolate kind, please.
I don't even know what all the options are, but I'll have what they're having!
The Queendom of Myself, Bearistotle and Hebert, Sean Bean Ant Gift for Miley Cyrus, Kate Walker, and 2 others
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The Syberian Wanderings of Kate Walker
19 days ago
*cuts a slice from a King Cake, takes a bite and finds a token in it*
Hey! I'm going to be a Queen for a day. :D
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The New Incarnation of The Queendom of Myself
19 days ago
Kate Walker wrote: *cuts a slice from a King Cake, takes a bite and finds a token in it*
Hey! I'm going to be a Queen for a day. :D
Awesome!
Hands over her regal apron and eggbeater sceptre.
I'm going to take a nap!
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The Syberian Wanderings of Kate Walker
19 days ago
*sits in kitchen and sobs softly* :'(
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The Coffee Connoisseurs of Bearistotle and Hebert
19 days ago
Kate Walker wrote: *sits in kitchen and sobs softly* :'(
Why are you sobbing Your Majesty?
The Voice of ARB and Kate Walker
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The Syberian Wanderings of Kate Walker
18 days ago
Bearistotle and Hebert wrote: Why are you sobbing Your Majesty?
*points to kitchen, apron, and whisk* :'(
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The Coffee Connoisseurs of Bearistotle and Hebert
18 days ago
Kate Walker wrote: *points to kitchen, apron, and whisk* :'(
You didn't want to be Queen?
Begin mixing up muffin batter, throwing whatever sweet stuff appeals into the mix.
Breakfast will be ready in about half an hour.
The Voice of ARB and Kate Walker
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The Often Mistaken for an Angel of VampKyrie
18 days ago
Bearistotle and Hebert wrote: You didn't want to be Queen?
Begin mixing up muffin batter, throwing whatever sweet stuff appeals into the mix.
Breakfast will be ready in about half an hour.
Drinks large mug of coffee. I'll mop the floor in a bit.
Kate Walker and Pimply Bag Boy
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The Three Sheets to the Wind of Bilge Rat Ronnie
18 days ago
I'll do the dishes.
VampKyrie, Kate Walker, and Pimply Bag Boy
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The Holiday Food Removal of Sean Bean Ant Gift for Miley Cyrus
18 days ago
Bearistotle and Hebert wrote: You didn't want to be Queen?
Begin mixing up muffin batter, throwing whatever sweet stuff appeals into the mix.
Breakfast will be ready in about half an hour.
VampKyrie wrote: Drinks large mug of coffee. I'll mop the floor in a bit.
Swarm floor, dining as they tidy up.
The Voice of ARB, VampKyrie, Kate Walker, and Pimply Bag Boy
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The Three Sheets to the Wind of Bilge Rat Ronnie
17 days ago
No breakfast yet?
Opens cupboards, finds cereals, puts them on counter by bowls. Starts coffee, tea, and cocoa.
Sean Bean Ant Gift for Miley Cyrus, Kate Walker, and Pimply Bag Boy
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The Minimum Wage Efforts of Pimply Bag Boy
17 days ago
The Local Supermarket
*Brings croissants from the Supermarket's bakery*
Bilge Rat Ronnie, Bearistotle and Hebert, Sean Bean Ant Gift for Miley Cyrus, and Kate Walker
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The Syberian Wanderings of Kate Walker
17 days ago
*retires to her room and locks the door*
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The Coffee Connoisseurs of Bearistotle and Hebert
17 days ago
Bilge Rat Ronnie wrote: No breakfast yet?
Opens cupboards, finds cereals, puts them on counter by bowls. Starts coffee, tea, and cocoa.
Elf on the Shelf cereal? If we eat it, will it report on our innards to Santa?
Kate Walker wrote: *retires to her room and locks the door*
Slide cereal bits under door.
Do you want a straw for your tea?
Kate Walker
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The Often Mistaken for an Angel of VampKyrie
17 days ago
Bilge Rat Ronnie wrote: No breakfast yet?
Opens cupboards, finds cereals, puts them on counter by bowls. Starts coffee, tea, and cocoa.
Pours Muesli, adds tiny marshmallows.
Kate Walker
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The Syberian Wanderings of Kate Walker
17 days ago
Bearistotle and Hebert wrote: Slide cereal bits under door.
Do you want a straw for your tea?
Thanks Bearsie, I'm not hungry.
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The Coffee Connoisseurs of Bearistotle and Hebert
16 days ago
Kate Walker wrote: Thanks Bearsie, I'm not hungry.
We made buckwheat pancakes with Karo syrup and put them on a covered plate outside your door.
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The Syberian Wanderings of Kate Walker
16 days ago
Bearistotle and Hebert wrote: We made buckwheat pancakes with Karo syrup and put them on a covered plate outside your door.
*dryes her eyes, opens the door and peaks out into the hall, sees the covered plate outside he door on the hall floor, picks it up and peaks under the cover*
Buckwheat Pancakes with Karo Syrup!!! Oh Thank You Bearsie, you're so sweet and you made my day!
*blows Bearsie a kiss, returns to her room, and begins to devour the Pancakes*
Bilge Rat Ronnie, The Voice of ARB, VampKyrie, and Bearistotle and Hebert
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The Three Sheets to the Wind of Bilge Rat Ronnie
16 days ago
Kate Walker wrote: *dryes her eyes, opens the door and peaks out into the hall, sees the covered plate outside he door on the hall floor, picks it up and peaks under the cover*
Buckwheat Pancakes with Karo Syrup!!! Oh Thank You Bearsie, you're so sweet and you made my day!
*blows Bearsie a kiss, returns to her room, and begins to devour the Pancakes*
You're fortunate. They tried to slide waffles under my door and the cakes are stuck to the bottom of the door. On the upside, the floor there is well mopped.
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The Coffee Connoisseurs of Bearistotle and Hebert
16 days ago
Sorry, BRR.
Queenie is down with cold, cough, sore throat, and we're in charge. What do you want us to cook?
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The Minimum Wage Efforts of Pimply Bag Boy
16 days ago
The Local Supermarket
Bearistotle and Hebert wrote: What do you want us to cook?
Can we have spaghetti with meatballs?
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The Socially Acceptable Remnants of The Voice of ARB
15 days ago
Pimply Bag Boy wrote: Can we have spaghetti with meatballs?
And mushrooms?
Bearistotle and Hebert, Kate Walker, and Pimply Bag Boy
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The Coffee Connoisseurs of Bearistotle and Hebert
15 days ago
Right now, we have billions of doughnuts.
The Voice of ARB, do you want the mushrooms in the spaghetti or separate? Fried mushrooms?
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The Syberian Wanderings of Kate Walker
15 days ago
The Voice of ARB wrote: And mushrooms?
*looks through the pantry and finds a jar of funny looking mushrooms and a hookah*
I wonder what these are and who they belong to? Anybody seen Alice?
The Voice of ARB and Pimply Bag Boy
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The Minimum Wage Efforts of Pimply Bag Boy
15 days ago
The Local Supermarket
The Voice of ARB wrote: And mushrooms?
Yes!
Bearistotle and Hebert wrote: mushrooms in the spaghetti or separate? Fried mushrooms?
Both! In the marinara sauce where they will get nice and tender, and fried, served on the side with some dipping sauce.
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The Socially Acceptable Remnants of The Voice of ARB
15 days ago
Bearistotle and Hebert wrote: Right now, we have billions of doughnuts.
The Voice of ARB, do you want the mushrooms in the spaghetti or separate? Fried mushrooms?
In the spaghetti! On the side too is fine, but in the spaghetti is essential!
The pigs can have their billions of donuts, but I'd rather have an absurd number of mushrooms, personally.
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The Confederacy of Pigs Sheep and Wolves
15 days ago
The Voice of ARB wrote: The pigs can have their billions of donuts, but I'd rather have an absurd number of mushrooms, personally.
Dat sounds fair. So you won't mind when we eat your donuts too.
Can we also drink your coffee dere? We tinks you will probably want wine wid da spghetti.
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The Minimum Wage Efforts of Pimply Bag Boy
15 days ago
The Local Supermarket
Pigs Sheep and Wolves wrote: We tinks you will probably want wine wid da spghetti.
Definitely. A nice Chianti will go well with a tomato-based sauce.
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The Three Sheets to the Wind of Bilge Rat Ronnie
15 days ago
Need some help there, Bearries? We can take care of the pasta while you stir the sauce. There are an absurd number of mushrooms in here!
VampKyrie, Kate Walker, and Pimply Bag Boy
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The New Incarnation of The Queendom of Myself
15 days ago
Wanders through, makes some broth, pours some orange juice, wanders back out.
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The Socially Acceptable Remnants of The Voice of ARB
15 days ago
Pimply Bag Boy wrote: Definitely. A nice Chianti will go well with a tomato-based sauce.
A nice Chianti is fine, but if he asks for fava beans, I'm outa here. I don't want to end up being the meatballs.
VampKyrie, Kate Walker, and Pimply Bag Boy
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The Confederacy of Pigs Sheep and Wolves
15 days ago
The Voice of ARB wrote: A nice Chianti is fine, but if he asks for fava beans, I'm outa here. I don't want to end up being the meatballs.
*The sheep watch with interest, but say nothing*
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The Unfathomable Depths of Lake of Fur
14 days ago
The Bar on the corner of every region
Zombie Penguins wrote: The weekend poetry contest has begun! Thoonia would like to see your sonnets about "in a corner of the bar."
I know that there were some aspiring poets over here who might be interested.
Sonnets are pretty easy, despite what you may think.
The Sonnet
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The Syberian Wanderings of Kate Walker
14 days ago
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*makes a large pot of Chicken Soup (aka Jewish Penicillin) for Her Majesty and takes a bowl to her*
VampKyrie
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The Often Mistaken for an Angel of VampKyrie
14 days ago
I guess it's my turn to fix breakfast.
Stares at pantry.
We'll be having eggs, toast, and cereal while the skellie and the bears finish making that spaghetti.
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The Coffee Connoisseurs of Bearistotle and Hebert
14 days ago
The spaghetti and absurdly numbered mushrooms are ready! We made garlic bread, and a salad, as well! Buon appetito!
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The New Incarnation of The Queendom of Myself
14 days ago
Kate Walker wrote: *makes a large pot of Chicken Soup (aka Jewish Penicillin) for Her Majesty and takes a bowl to her*
Thanks. Getting better. I think my voice has gone to visit ARB's relatives.
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The Socially Acceptable Remnants of The Voice of ARB
13 days ago
The Queendom of Myself wrote: Thanks. Getting better. I think my voice has gone to visit ARB's relatives.
It should expect a royal welcome. I've told them so much about you!
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The Three Sheets to the Wind of Bilge Rat Ronnie
13 days ago
Probably going to offend everyone, but I've made eggs, bacon, sausages, grits, biscuits, waffles, pancakes, and oatmeal. No muffins. Sorry.
There's coffee, tea, water, juice, rum, breakfast stout, and I think mimosas. I'm not sure how to make 'em.
And you'll have to go to Bearries for hugs because I've been told I jab people when I hug them.
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The Socially Acceptable Remnants of The Voice of ARB
13 days ago
Bilge Rat Ronnie wrote: Probably going to offend everyone, but I've made eggs, bacon, sausages, grits, biscuits, waffles, pancakes, and oatmeal. No muffins. Sorry.
There's coffee, tea, water, juice, rum, breakfast stout, and I think mimosas. I'm not sure how to make 'em.
And you'll have to go to Bearries for hugs because I've been told I jab people when I hug them.
*Grabs an enormous plate of eggs and sausage. And some juice.*
Thanks Ronnie! I am very unoffended personally, even though there seems to be no cocoa. A little rum in the juice will help me get over that...
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The Coffee Connoisseurs of Bearistotle and Hebert
13 days ago
Bilge Rat Ronnie wrote: Probably going to offend everyone, but I've made eggs, bacon, sausages, grits, biscuits, waffles, pancakes, and oatmeal. No muffins. Sorry.
There's coffee, tea, water, juice, rum, breakfast stout, and I think mimosas. I'm not sure how to make 'em.
And you'll have to go to Bearries for hugs because I've been told I jab people when I hug them.
Grab coffees and go to work on hugging.
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The New Incarnation of The Queendom of Myself
12 days ago
Starts coffee, tea, and cocoa. Sets out juice, water, breakfast stout, and mixes mimosas. Makes sure there is plenty of milk.
Bakes lemon surprise, apple cinnamon, and cocoa puff muffins.
Refills Bearries' coffee so they can continue passing out hugs.
Sets out sign - Has anyone seen my voice?
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The Syberian Wanderings of Kate Walker
12 days ago
*wakes up smells the coffee, gets dressed, leaves her room only to be tacklehuged by Bearsie and has the breath knocked out of her* oof *catches her breath* Good morning House!
*begins to stumble towards the kitchen and trips on something invisible, making all sorts of rude noises, after spending
some time in what appeared to be a game of Whack-A-Mole, Kate finally catches the errant voice and returns it to Her Majesty* Look what I found!
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The Peanut-Butter Jar Nation of Morocco Mole
12 days ago
Agora
Kate Walker wrote: *spending some time in what appeared to be a game of Whack-A-Mole*
#metoo
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The Coffee Connoisseurs of Bearistotle and Hebert
12 days ago
The Queendom of Myself wrote: Starts coffee, tea, and cocoa. Sets out juice, water, breakfast stout, and mixes mimosas. Makes sure there is plenty of milk.
Bakes lemon surprise, apple cinnamon, and cocoa puff muffins.
Refills Bearries' coffee so they can continue passing out hugs.
Sets out sign - Has anyone seen my voice?
Good thing there's two of us so we can take breaks.
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The Syberian Wanderings of Kate Walker
11 days ago
Bearistotle and Hebert wrote: Good thing there's two of us so we can take breaks.
Bearsie, you know that I love you dearly, but those tacklehugs of yours are simply too much. *lifts her top slightly* look at my ribs, they're all black an blue from your last one, and they hurt. :'(
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The Three Sheets to the Wind of Bilge Rat Ronnie
11 days ago
No brekkie again?
Begins frying sausages, scrambling eggs, and making biscuits.
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The Coffee Connoisseurs of Bearistotle and Hebert
11 days ago
Kate Walker wrote: Bearsie, you know that I love you dearly, but those tacklehugs of yours are simply too much. *lifts her top slightly* look at my ribs, they're all black an blue from your last one, and they hurt. :'(
Kate, if you're getting bruised being hugged by a fluff stuffed teddy bear, you need to see your doctor.
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The Syberian Wanderings of Kate Walker
10 days ago
Bearistotle and Hebert wrote: Kate, if you're getting bruised being hugged by a fluff stuffed teddy bear, you need to see your doctor.
It's being tacklehugged that did it, I believe,
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The Coffee Connoisseurs of Bearistotle and Hebert
10 days ago
Kate. We're about a foot tall, filled with fluff, and even if we attempted to tackle anyone, we'd be stopped by their mass versus ours. We are not sure why you are being bruised, but it's not us. Here, have a cup of tea. And a bagel. It's National Bagel Day.
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The Primeval Megafauna of Woolly Rhinoceros
10 days ago
Hello all. A couple friends recommended your region. Hope there's room for me (we take up less space than would appear).
Thanks for the welcoming muffins, mimosas and hugs.
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The Socially Acceptable Remnants of The Voice of ARB
9 days ago
Woolly Rhinoceros wrote: Hello all. A couple friends recommended your region. Hope there's room for me (we take up less space than would appear).
Thanks for the welcoming muffins, mimosas and hugs.
Yes, you should fit right in. I'm sure the Muskoxen will appreciate your companionship.
There is also welcoming mint jelly, that is, if you dare...
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The Syberian Wanderings of Kate Walker
9 days ago
Woolly Rhinoceros wrote: Hello all. A couple friends recommended your region. Hope there's room for me (we take up less space than would appear).
Welcome to the House, Woolly Rhinoceros. I hope that you will enjoy your stay with us.
Bearistotle and Hebert wrote: Kate. We're about a foot tall, filled with fluff, and even if we attempted to tackle anyone, we'd be stopped by their mass versus ours. We are not sure why you are being bruised, but it's not us. Here, have a cup of tea. And a bagel. It's National Bagel Day.
What sort of magic is this? You are clearly more than what you claim to be.
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